Hey there, awesome people of the internets!

How I wish I could tell you my name, but I am slightly concerned my incredible writing skills might attract unsavory stalkers. If you would like a list of who I consider particularly savory stalkers, message me and I'll send you a list. If you can confirm you are one of the persons on it, I will give you my name. Maybe some other things as well. For those of you mortals, you may call me Eladrienia, or Ella for short.

If you would ever like some advice on story authoring, plot meandering, or grammar, don't hesitate to ask me. I am always delighted to recieve messages from what appears to be my horde of fans. Or zombies. I can't really tell the difference.

I do welcome any comments whatsoever, and am happy to accept requests for plot shenanigans, but I cannot promise anything from the results. If I don't update in a while, the zombie-fan horde (you guys) are open to kick my ass into gear. Sometimes I need it. Sometimes I get bored of a story and need reminding that people want it. And sometimes I'm just downright lazy.

That's me! Toodles!