As the page loads you hear a voice echo around you, saying something on the lines of "Well hello there beautiful!", or perhaps even, "Man you are looking great today!". That voice? That voice is me, welcoming you to my profile. The voice rings out again, "But I do have a simple question...what brings you here today?", this time the voice is louder, perhaps directly over your shoulder. You look over your shoulder, and nothing seems to be different. The voice repeats it's mysterious question. "What brings you here today?", and this time, you freeze. You cannot remeber what brought you to this profile anymore, if only someone had prepared a list of things he will, and will not do, things he appreciates, things he loves, things he loathes, to jog your memory! Then your gaze drops a little, just enough to see a list of words, further down the page. Perhaps this list is the list you have been looking for! You slowly reach down and pick up the list, and do you want to know what it says? It says this:

Milk
Butter
Eggs.