Hello!

My name is Erika, but I got by Kitty!

I'm a big Hetalia, Inuyasha and Homestuck fan.

I am one with Russia ;3

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (though i'm only half...)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (i'm not positive on this, but i like cute anime girls like Hinata from Naruto, so...yeah.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (i don't swear in english at least. or at least not aloud. :3)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I OWN A GUN, so I MUST be a trigger happy SERIAL KILLER.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST NOT have indoor plumbing.

1.) Russia

2.) England

3.) Hungary

4.)Gamzee

5.) Karkat

6.) Prussia

7.) Nepeta

8.) Kanaya

9.) Romano

10.) Poland

Then answer the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Scream and beg him not to hurt me.

Number 3 waked into the bathroom while you were showering?

Blush and ask her to please leave. No yaoi here my friend...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Uhh... Eat... What do trolls eat anyways?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Pounce on him..

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Yay!!! Dance awkwardly with her...

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Oh darn... She drank too much blood again?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Pull his curl to embarrass him...*EVIL*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Pout...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will one do?

Scare them away... He is Russia after all.

You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break you leg. What does 2 do?

Take me to a hospital, maybe?

It's your birthday. What does 3 give you?

Yaoi manga or footage...(ME: YAYYYY~)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Drink faygo and cuss.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremly embarassed. What will 5 do?

Wellp he wouldn't help me...

You're about to marry Number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Huh? I'd like to say he'd go KolKolKol...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Take me hunting... Maybe cross that off her shipping wall.

You compete in a tourtament. How does 9 support you?

He wouldn't

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Poland: Like, girl what's like so totally funny?

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He is tall and adorable and super scary...

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Yeah, I guess...

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Oh dear Lord... Karkat and Prussia FOREVER SHIPPING IT!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Ask Hungary to hit him.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

:33 AC thinks kitty looks nice!

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never have a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell

Uh.. why don't you confess to Vriska? She might like you... Or Rose. England?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Blush and uhhh yeah.. To shy around him to respond.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Call Hungary and record it...

Would 2 trust 5?

Ha... Sarcasm?

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Huh? Best poke war ever BEGINS NOW!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

... I don't think that would happen... I'm scared to think about those two hanging out...

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

They'd end up doing nothing because she would be hitting him with cooking tools.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Comedy duo?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that ok?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

No... Too grumpy.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What's their conversation about?

Poland would be asking Romano when are him and Spain getting married.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Warsaw is now Russia's capital.

2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it. What would happen?

Romano would blush and rage at England by text.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

I want to record that please.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

He would be sad about not drinking and claim my party was unawesome.

7 won the lottery?

Oh gods... A thousand cats...

8 had quite a big secret?

hmmmm... I am intrigued.

9 became a singer?

I'd pay to see him sing.

10 got a daughter?

... No. Just no...

What would 1 think of 2?

Become one, da?

How would 3 greet 4?

Hungary: So, when are you a Tavros gonna.. You know?

Gamzee: Shit, sis...

What would 4 envy about 5?

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Since I am now shipping it... I'd say a dirty dream...

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Huh... They both have strange colored eyes?

What would make 7 be angry at 8?

Maybe killing Gamzee? I really don't know.

What would 9 never dare tell 10?

Let's play dress up!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

What wouldn't?

How do you feel right now?

I really want some cookies..