Author has written 8 stories for Sonny with a Chance. Hey guy! i know i havent been on here in FOREVER! so PM me if you want me to fiish my old stories. Im Hailey and im 15. I have dreams of because a singer. Im a hardcore DIRECTIONER! Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Mary, who created the universe?" and when Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her took a pin and jabbed her in the back. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said "very good" and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "who is our Lord and Saviour" and Johnny stuck her again and Mary cried "Jesus Christ!" and Mary fell asleep again. The teacher then asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had had her twenty third child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin and this time Mary shot up and yelled "I you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" and the teacher fainted If you don't cry at this, your heartless Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". |
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