Sepherif
 Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, and Rosario + Vampire.
I'll be taking down Shifter and Lies Beneath in a few days here. I'm putting those back through the idea machine, giving them a re-vamp so it's not so cliche and more drawn out. As it is, Shifter requires a full retelling and Lies Beneath needs tweaks here and there. Hello there to all!! I am Sepherif (as you probably could tell) and hope to write some awesome stories for y'all. Updates will come whenever I have time, a chapter is done and if I feel like it Now...for those who are interested...a bit about me. Actual Name: Don't worry about it, you don't need to know. Age: 20 Gender: It Country/State: USA Hobbies: Writing, sleeping, reading, sleeping, video games, sleeping and random tinkering...oh, did I mention sleeping?. Why do I write? I write cause it helps me come up with different ideas for other stories and helps develop my abilities as an author. Also it gives me something to do and keeps my mind off of things. Most of my works will be based on Naruto, Bleach, Pokemon, own personal randomosity stuff and possibly Avatar: Last Airbender. Also, most of my stories will be rated M primarily for language and gory violence. Some might have a tinge of lemon or lime. Favorite Quotes -- Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing. - Unknown -- Bureaucracy is a challenge to be over come by a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity and a bulldozer when necessary. - Peter's Laws -- Live life by the book, but be the author. - Peter's Laws -- Some of the happiest people I have met have nothing, while some of the saddest and loneliest have everything. - Chuck Norris -- When asked to compromise, ask for more. - Peter's Laws -- When something goes wrong, fix it! (To hell with Murphy!) - Peter's laws -- If you are on time, you're 15 minutes late. - Unknown -- If at first you can't win, change the rules. If you still can't win, ignore them. - Peter's Laws -- If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Them beat 'em. - Peter's Laws -- The squeaky wheel ALWAYS gets replaced. - Peter's Laws -- Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube; there are some things one would rather have done than do. - Unknown -- Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. - Unkown -- The normal people are the ones you don't know very well. - Dunno...forgot -- By your standards, I could be considered insane, and I'm not going to deny it. - ME! --If silence is golden, then duct tape is silver. - Me to a friend --There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence. - Kung-ha fortune --You are not illiterate. --Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. --Hard times are behind you. Impossible ones lie just ahead. --If at first you don't succeed, try not to look too astonished. --Thinking out loud is seldom a good idea. --Sleep is a wholly inadequate substitute for caffeine. --Surrealism is not your cup of tuna. --Just...don't vaporize out of despair, ok. - Me to a friend --Common Sense: So rare it's a damn super power. - De-motivational poster --Happy Caturday! Why? Because cats hate it when you say Saturday instead of Caturday. - My friend --Firepower: The more the Merrier! - A friend to me. More about me: Lets see...personality wise...not much of the social person, but am almost too nice and caring. Also, according to a few of my female friends, I am apparently very huggable despite my rough/slightly intimidating looking physic. My favorite Genre of Music is...well...I could care less. I like country, rock, alternative, very little rap and some techno/electronica. Notes: I would love reviews on my stories so I may improve the quality I will write for most couples that people support (just ta keep y'all happy). I do have my preferences, but they are rather loosely based and I have no problems with most other pairings. A hint as to a story I have already started on...the title is The Lights Darkest and it is one of my personal randomosity stories. Still in progress, but when it comes out I hope y'all will like it. Other titles I am thinking of using (no stealing =l ) Within the Tempest Avatar Blue Moon Randomosity Story Apocalypse Randomosity Story Roar of the Moon Bleach Within Naruto Again Naruto A Power Unimaginable Pokemon and Naruto X-over Stories In-progress: --Lies Beneath Chapter 9 --The Shifter Chapter 3 --The Lights Darkest Chapter 5 (not posted) --The Paths We Take Chapter 3 --Jinchuuriki's Return Chapter 1 (Adopted) Stories Completed: --The Fox Demon and Her Village (One-shot) YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean to take out someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions) REST IN PIECE TOONAMI. From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget. Tom and the Absolution A great Character and a funny host you will live on forever in this. If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, DarkSamuraiX1999, foxgoddess07, thymistacles, DiscipleOfAnime, Sepherif 7 reasons not to mess with kids Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”. Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ” Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) You have problems if: you skip/run/walk/jump around your house singing "I love rape" you randomly jump up from the computer and start dancing from excitement (yep) your greatest dream is to have a massive orgy (hey, join the fun) you stay up half the night doing illegal things (.) torture/the thought of torture makes you happy/excited/laugh (yep) you've ever discussed making a new version of the bible (yep) you wake up in the morning thinking about hurting people (yep) you karate chop milk you think small cartons of juice, small pill bottles, or small screwdrivers are cute. (yep...don't ask) If you agreed to any of the above, congratulations, you're a little bit as unstable as I am. If you're damn proud of that fact, copy and paste this into your profile. Who Am I? I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his friends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. The First Kitsukage, Sepherif OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Paradox Rhyme One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. They turned away and faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, so they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play and a dumb man made to shout "Hooray!". A paralyzed donkey passing by, kicked the blind man in the eye. Knocked him through a nine inch wall, into a dry ditch and drowned them all. Two deaf police men heard the noise and came to save those two dead boys. One crossed a corner in the middle of a block, the other climbed through a window in an empty lot. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man he saw it too. | |||||||
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