Abstract Cupcake

a.k.a a variety of other names and p s e u d o n y m s I don't feel like listing.

Call me Ishmael.

Actually, wait, no, don't. Kitty works though.

fluent in fangirl.

quote of the moment

"Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world's greatest underutilized romantic resource."

I'm a female member of the human race. Even though sometimes I wish I was something different. Like a llama.

Stuff You Might Want to Know
(but probably don't)

I'm a hardcore Virgo
*I have very strong opinions about everything. I think you'd call me an "activist".
*I'm into anything artsy. Visual arts, theatre, literature, music, etc.
*I hate stereotypes. And conformity. And cliches.
*I'm geeky, both by American and otaku standards.
*I love anything cute. Or funny. Or made of ice cream. And cupcakes. And rainbows.
*And I'm a crazy rabid fangirl. But not the kind who would chew off your arm. Unless it was, like, made of chocolate.
*I'm insane, violent, spontaneous, and often make a spectacle of myself, but I'm a lotta fun!

Plus, someday I'm going to singlehandedly save the world. I'd be able to do it quicker if someone gave me a cape. And a tiara.

Also... I have too much fun italicizing things.

Pairings I S H I P
(in various fandoms I love)

Harry Potter: This was my first realization that I was a fangirl. I didn't even think I was at first, until my friends pointed out that it was worrying I could perfectly quote whole passages and always kicked their butts at SceneIt! I've learned to accept it. Plus, Hogwarts houses many of my fictional loves.

Ron/Hermione: My OTP. Seriously, nothing beats the cuteness of Ron Weasley. And everytime I think of them, I go "Squee!" in my head. No lie.

Harry/Luna: On the side. I'm a canon type of girl, but I accidentally read a fic about this one time and totally fell in love. I really love Ginny, and have nothing against Harry/Ginny, but I was never that excited about it.

Lily/James: Like Harry/Ginny, but infinitely better. Sorry, Harry/Ginny.

Giant Squid/Toast: 'Nuff said.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Didn't get hooked until after the series was over. But I love it. And I got really excited when the Lost Hero came out. So I locked myself in my room and read it twice in six hours. I felt really bad, too, because it was my dad's birthday. But he understood.

Percabeth: I shipped it since Lightning Thief. My favourite PJO pairing. And while I completely love Rachel Elizabeth Dare, she and Percy just wouldn't have worked out.

Beckendorf/Silena: Because I cried at both of their deaths.

Chris/Clarisse: They're just too adorable to be expressed with mere words.

Leo/me: From the Lost Hero. I dibsed him on the very first page and haven't regretted since.

H.I.V.E: This really cool series of British books about villains fighting more villainous villains. I loved them so much that when the stupid American publisher stopped printing after book 2, my friend and I split it 50/50 and bought them all off of eBay. They were written in British and we had spaz attacks. Don't judge.

Shelby/Wing: They're amazing. And there's not enough fanfiction, so now I feel the need to write some. Trying to keep this free of spoilers. But it's really hard. And at last there is sunshine in the fandom, coming in the form of pigeonattack! Woot!

iCarly: A very funny show filled with very talented actors. I'm nerdy and have no life, so I watch it constantly.

Seddie: They've just got such a dynamic! They're not your average sappy couple. I think it's got strong potential for canon, but we'll see.