NOTE:

The picture is drawn by my friend. Her name is kkoreo6, but she doesn't have a fanfiction account. The picture is me, if I was a vocaloid, and had green eyes.

About me:

Hhhmmm... stuff about me, stuff about me... screw it, I'll copy and paster from my gaia profile, then edit where it doesn't make sense.

WARNING: Everything you are about to read is a complete lie, including this sentance.

WANTED
dead or alive

NAME: BigMouth12349
AGE: Changes depending on the year
HEIGHT: ... short.
WEIGHT: We were afraid to ask her. Do you wanna ask a girl her weight? I didn't think so.
HAIR COLOR: Brown (whoever says it is black is normally found in several different dumpsters...)
EYE COLOR: Brown, but tends to look green at times...
WANTED FOR: Horrible crimes that we dare not name...

THERE IS A REWARD!!

In case you didn't notice, I'm weird. Here's a few quick facts that the FBI didn't want to put...

1. I have absolutly NO LIFE WHATSOEVER!
2. I like to write. Doesn't everyone on this site?
3. I am legally insane... okay maybe not but I should be!
4. I have never, once in my life, sworn... unless I was threatening someone... or I was hurt... or angry... or... who am I kidding, I curse like a sailor. This rarely shows up in my writing, oddly enough.
6. I play piano... not very well, but I play.
8. I tend to repeat things.
9. I rp on , with this same username.
10. I tend to repeat things.
11. I like vocaloid... alot.
12. I like to talk... ALOT~!
13. You didn't notice that there was no number five.
14. My memory isn't very long. In fact... wait, what was I saying?
15. You're totally wasting your time reading this... and you also didn't notice there was no number 7... loser.

Stories I'm co-writing that can't be found in My Stories. (I got rid of the rest of them, it got too annoying trying to keep up.

Title: Red
Fandom: Vocaloid
Basic Plot: Len is a prince who falls in love with Rin, a commoner... will their love blossom, or will it be doomed to wither under the pressure of society? Amechi posted it, it can be found either on her profile, my favorites list, or here: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/6627883/1/Red
Pairings: LenxRin, slight LenxLuka, possibly others?
Written with: Amechi of fanfiction

Those Copy and Paste Things that No One Likes, but Pretty Much Everyone Has

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!) Crazy is when you flirt with all the guys in your class, just so no one will know who you like. Crazy is when you go into Sunglasses Hut, take one look at the prices, and laugh hysterically... every time you go to the mall. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Crysta Mayville, BigMouth12349

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you're clean.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, BigMouth1349

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Facts about me:(I copied this from someone's profile-feel free to do the same!)

1.FIRST NAME: Wouldn't you like to know? Most people call me Big-chan. When people try to shorten my username to "BM," I normally laugh at them.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No

3. SIBLING NAMES: I'm an only child.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Hmmm... probably when I watched "Servant of Evil" by Kagamine Len... what, like you didn't?

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Rin-chan does! (If you get the "Fear Garden" referance there, I love you).

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? ... Dono.

7. KIDS? Nope.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?: No way! I'm a weirdo!

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?: Too many to count.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?: Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo...

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?: Yes.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?: HELL YES!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?: Hmmm... probably one of those sugary cereals that should probably be banned from the state...

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?: Not normally...

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Not in the least.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

17. SHOE SIZE? 1,000,002. And a half.

18. RED OR PINK? It all depends on what mood I'm in...

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? The fact that I drive away most sane people?

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? Sure...

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? White pajama shorts with...pink, black, and gray polka dots. And I'm barefoot.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Soup.

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? "The Stand" is on TV.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black... the color of my soul...

26. FAVORITE SMELL? No idea.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? The back of them, as they run away from me.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Sure.

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Soda.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? I'm althletically-challenged.

32. EYE COLOR? I said that earlier in the profile. PAY ATTENTION!

33. HAT SIZE? Hats have sizes?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No

35. FAVORITE FOOD? It changes.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies, definately.

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Vampires Suck.

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Heh heh heh heh heh...

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs?

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Something Chocolate.

List 12 characters from Vocaloid in no particular order.

1) Rin 2) Miku 3) Gakupo 4) Luka 5) Gumi 6) Kaito 7) Miki 8) Len 9) Meiko 10) Kiyoteru 11) Yuki 12) Sonika

1. Have you ever read a Three/Five FanFic? Do you want to?

Gakupo/Gumi? Yeah, they're cute.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well, I'm straight, but... Luka is very pretty!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?

Sonika got Len pregnant? How would that even work? Well... I suppose Rin would break out the road roller.

4. What would happen if Six had a hot one-night stand with Eleven?

Kaito with Yuki? Eeeeewwwwww! You think that's hot? Pervert.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Miku and Kaito? Yes, they make a fairly cute couple, although I think I may prefer Luka/Miku... shot.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Gumi/Meiko or Gumi/Kiyoteru? Actually... I can see Gumi/Meiko. Think about it! Gumi's always rejected by Gakupo, and Meiko's rejected by Kaito... when GakuLuka and KaiMi fans are involved, anyways.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If... Miki walked in on Miku and Sonika? I would assume she would be fairly disturbed.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.

"One's a samurai, one's a school-teacher. Will they fight to the death, or fall in love?" /shot.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Rin/Len? Nooo... not at all... because they definatly aren't adorable together or anything...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

Miki/Sonika? Ummmmm... I honestly have no clue.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Len-Len? If it was a vocaloid song, probably Spice!

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

Rin/Kaito/Sonika? "Warning: Includes Pedobear!Kaito and Loli!Rin."

13. What would happen if Eight walked in on Four and Seven having sex?

Len walked in on Luka and Miki, eh? "Rin! Get the camera! They'll never call me shota again!"

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (8)"

"Rin and Miki are in a happy relationship until Miki runs off with Luka. Rin, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Yuki and a brief unhappy affair with Sonika, then follows the wise advice of Gumi and finds true love with Len."

Well, Rin ends up with Len, so I'm happy. But a one-night-stand with Yuki? Ew.

Dubs using my Lyrics!

Okay, if you do a dub using my lyrics, you get put here! We'll call it my "Hall of Fame," shall we?

Song: Tower
Originally by: Megurine Luka
Sung by: Hannahmypet
Link : /5A1EB440A0E2CD14@DSi/movie/E2CD14_0A161E7475E4D_004#Tachii-chwan-c11538357871985025161
Notes: The first one to fandub a song using my lyrics! It's not finished, but I still love it x3

Song: Magnet
Originally by: Megurine Luka and Hatsune Miku
Sung by: kkoreo6
Link: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9klUu01KCw
Notes: Kk! We both did fandubs of songs, and this is her's! Even though I distracted her towards the end... hehehe... it's still great!

Song: Love is War, Dark Woods Circus, Yanderenka, and Magnet (Full and Duet Ready versions).
Originally by: Whichever vocaloid the song is by? This list is gonna grow...
Sung by: BigMouth12349
Link: http://www.youtube.com/user/BigMouth12349?feature=mhum
Notes: This is the link to my channel, so... yeah. My dubs are here. Watch them... if you dare. Don't make fun of me orz.

Song: Coward Montblanc
Originally by: Megpoid Gumi
Sung by: Hannahmypet
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDH15ViJ1U
Notes: Another great dub by Hannah~! Expect more by her, she's a lovely singer!

Song: Coward Montblanc
Originally by: Megpoid Gumi
Sung by: Evil-Maddy
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9iNVl5ezjU
Notes: Sheesh, I made alot of timing mistakes in lyrics... Maddy managed to make them work, though ^.^

If you fandub a song using my lyrics, send it to me so I can put it up here! Of course, if you don't want me too, just let me know...

Regarding the Poll

So, what with summer coming up and all, I'm going to have way more free time to write. That means that Ongaku-sama and Eternity are going to be finished before you know it! And after they're done, I'm gonna be wondering what story to write next. So, I've taken all of my story ideas and I'm going to let you decide! Whichever story gets the most votes by the time Ongaku-sama and Eternity are finished wins, and is written next! Um... all of them are vocaloid... XD Also note that the quotes aren't double spaced, but they will be when the actual story is published.

Title: Sticks and Stones may Break Your Bones...
Summary: But words can REALLY hurt you. Secrets are revealed, hearts are broken, and Kaito is suddenly the least oblivious of everyone! How did this happen? Well, it all started with a tape recorder...
Notes: This features the vocaloids as high school students in a club, and is written using only dialouge. But it's written in play format, so you can tell who is speaking. There are waaayyyyy too many characters for that to work.
Pairings: Oh, who knows. Probably a lot. I'm definately putting all of the vocaloids in this story, and MAYBE some utauloids and fanmades.
Quote: This is a recording of the first official meeting of the Vocaloids, recorded on October 5, 2010
[Rustling and mumbling can be heard.]
Rin: Kaito, what the hell is that thing?
Kaito: It's a tape recorder! I figured that since we're an official club now, we should record our meetings~!
Rin & Len: Lame.
Len: Who gave you permission to bring that thing in our house, BaKaito?
Meiko: BaKaito! Ha, that's awesome!
Miku: Excuse me... [pause, but the murmuring continues] Could you just... [more murmuring] SHUT THE HELL UP! [murmuring stops]
Lily: Aw, , we made Miku mad.
Miku: Thank you. Now, we can call the first meeting of the vocaloids to order.

Title: Bloom and Blight
Summary: When Rin notices her brother spending too much time around other girls, she decides to get him a present to win him over. At first, she doesn't know what to get him, but then it hits her. Who doesn't like flowers...?
Notes: So, I always see "Fear Garden" labeled as a yandere song. It bugs me, because it isn't yandere at all. Yandere is when you're crazy and in love. So, I decided to make it yandere in this story.
Pairings: Yandere!Rin and Player!Len. Maybe more.
Quote: Len bit his lip, staring at the girl in front of him. Oh, my God, he thought, Could this really be my fault? Rin was sitting at a table, a straitjacket keeping her from moving. An empty chair was across from her, and he sat in it. Her matted blonde hair looked so empty without the white bow on top of it, and it made Len feel like his heart was breaking.
"Why?" That was the one thing he really wanted to know.
She looked up at him then, and a strange light was playing in her eyes.
"For you, of course," she gave a laugh that chilled him to the bone, "Why else? I did it all... Because I love you that much."

Title: Quit Hitting on my Sister!
Summary: Gakupo is constantly harassed at school, so in an attempt to get everyone off his back he asks Luka for a date. Every day. He probably should have realized that hitting on the younger sister of the school's bisexual bully wasn't the best idea...
Notes: This is based off of a 1x1 rp I did with a friend, and is my first attempt at yaoi.
Pairings: In the rp, there was LukixGakupo, LukaxMiku, and LenxRin, along with slight LukixMikuo and fake GakupoxLuka. The main focus was LukixGakupo
Quote: "I said yes."
Luki almost jumped as his sister's voice suddenly sounded from the passenger seat of his car. Dang, he didn't even notice her get in!
"Come again?" He honestly had no idea what she was talking about.
"I said yes," Luka said slowly, "To Gakupo."
Luki shook his head. "WHAT?" Gakupo had been harassing Luka for a date for months now, and she still hadn't given in! Of course, that was partially due to the fact that he had always been there to intervene and threaten the closet case. Which was what Gakupo was. It was obvious. No straight guy had purple hair that long.
"He just looked so sad and you weren't there!" Luka shook her head, letting her head hit the car window. "What the hell am I supposed to do, Luki-onii? I really don't like Gakupo like that..."
A smile was slowly forming on Luki's face. So, Gakupo wanted to use Luka as a cover, did he? "Don't worry, sis. I have a plan."

Title: Song of Death
Summary: When Crypton Drama puts on a musical, everyone is excited to show off. But when cast members start dying off with only cryptic clues for evidence, the teens will have to find out who the culprit is, or none of them will live to see opening night!
Notes: Eh, I've just been in a horror mood lately, and this story just suddenly occured to me. Also, I have no idea what the play would be centered on. Probably Alice of Human Sacrifice.
Pairings: Who knows? This won't really be romance centered, anyways.
Quote: "Yes, I got a lead part!" Miku pumped her fists in the air, jumping up and down in joy.
"There's a shock," Rin quipped, pushing Miku out of the way, "Hey, Len, we got one of the lead parts, too!"
"Is it the part written for twins?" Len walked up behind his sister.
"Well, duh." Rin snickered, seeming pretty happy with herself. "Being a twin rocks! Although it does kind of suck that we only got our part because of it."
"Don't be silly, Rin," Luka said, smiling, "You got your part based on talent. Plenty of siblings tried out for your roles."
Gumi shook her head enviously. "I can't believe that you guys got lead parts. Most people would kill for your roles!"

That's it~! Everyone go vote now, okay?