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Name: Sam

Age: i was born in 1996 so work it out

Im a girl,

I have recently rediscovered Yugioh and am in love with Yugi and Mokuba(not as a pairing but the characters); as well as Puzzleshipping, Blindshipping, Rivalshipping, Puppyshipping, Polarshipping, Flameshipping, heartshipping, angstshipping, etc. My favourite is Puzzle i mean something is going on here, i read on a picture caption "'Cos when 2 male characters spend more time touching each other than even looking at the female characters, you know something is goin on." And it is so true. My second favourite is Polar i mean there is obviously something between them, subtle little things but they're there. I also love Puppy because of the whole opposites attract thing and because of how much they tease each other.

I have also learned of Yugioh abridged and it is the single most funniest thing in the world, and some of the cathphrases are brilliant my favourite lines are: Yugi consistantely saying "Super Special Awesome" and Yami saying "Bullying is wrong but destroying peoples minds with psycic powers is A-ok", and Ishizu always saying when people try to ask her to explain things she says "Because...Shut up!!" it hilarious.

I adore pokemon(Admit i am a little sad) i love most of its shippings.

My favourite shippings are Pallet,Contest,Penguin and Coma. I know Coma and Pallet kidof rule each other out but I honestly cant decide between the two which is my favourite, sometime (like after watching the episode with Rudy the Trovitar gym leader) I ditch both of them and like Pokeshipping but AshGary and AshPaul are soooo cute; at the moment my top is Coma because i've just watched pokemon Diamond and Pearl with the maze episode, Paul is such a liar in that episode it is now my favourite. Basically 4 those of you who have not seen it Ash and co get split up (pokemon included) and Ash sees Paul he runs towards him (nearly falling of a cliff in his hurry) and asks him if Paul had seen Dawn or Brock, Paul says no. there is a brief pause then Dawn sees Paul and Asks him a simular question which he answers no, and finally Brock asks him and he replies "For the last time NO!!" oh the sexy idiot is such a liar, it is sooo funny,

I also adore contest- May Drew are practically made for each other and everyone knows that giving someone a single red rose means exactly the same as saying I love you. Actually if i really think about it this is possible my favourite shipping because its the only one that i have never doubted.

Also i like penquin 'cos well Dawn has to be pared wid someone and it can't be Paul who ever came up with that was insane en mi opinion, he doesn't even know her name?!? Also it can't be Barry 'cos he is obviously gay and in love wid Paul. Plus Kenny is cute and kinda sweet a perfect medicine for Dawn's hyperactiveness(aka insanity) and he calls he Dee-Dee an obvious pet name like Ashy-boy or Bandana.

My OC:

Name: Sammy

Gender: female

Age: 16

Hair Color: muddy-blond

Eye Color: grey (weird gray with blue and green spots and an ambery bit in the middle by the pupil)

Anything Else; necklace with pentagram on it, and a sapphire in the middle

Hometown: New Bark Town

Personality: calm and anti-social, like to travel alone. Can get hyper. Not very trusting but once i get to know you i never shut up.

Whats Good at or is Best at Doing: climbing trees (well, kinda), pretty good at drawing (artisyic), video games, reading, pokemon battles, making pokeblock etc

Likes To Do: talk to self and pokemon, reading, draw occasionally

Clothes: usually leggings, a long dark top and a dark baggy jumper. This can change.

Pokemon (so far known):

1. Typhlosion (was cyndaquil and is my first ever pokemon)

Nickname: Tyson, love this name and Ty is in Typhlosion.

Gender: Male

Nature: confident but kind

Attacks: Flamethrower, flamewheel, overheat, strength, eruption, heat wave and double edge*.

2. Eevee (found as egg)

Nickname: Eva because due to poor condition of egg she can only say Eva so I called her that.

Gender: Female

Nature: shy but packs a powerful punch

Attacks: Quick attack, Take down, Hidden power, Dig, Shadow ball, Pulse*(is a move, just hard to learn), Rock smash, Iron tail, Bite.

3. Luxray (caught as shinx, evolved into Luxio then Luxray)

Nickname: Luxy because lux is in his name and its cute.

Gender: Male

Nature: slightly aggressive and a loner

Attacks: Thunderbolt, shock wave, thunder, iron tail, thunder fang, crunch, zap cannon, scratch, take down.

4. Ampharos (caught as Mareep, evolved into Flaffy then Ampharos

Nickname: Amphy - its cute.

Gender: Female

Nature: Intelligent and calm

Attacks: iron tail, rock climb, power jem, thunder, shock wave, thunderbolt, thunder wave.

5. Lugia (caught in whirl islands)

Nickname: Lugi - vecause i can.

Gender: N/A

Nature:N/A

Attacks: Surf, fly, aeroblast, silver wind, steel wind, hydro pump, confusion, hidden power, water gun, water pulse, aerial ace, hyper beam* (Lugi kicks arse)

6. Misdreaves

Nickname: Dream, felt like it.

Gender: Female

Nature: troublesome

Attacks: Perish song, Grudge, Shadow ball, fade, confuse ray, headbut, curse*.

Notes: All these pokemon are my strongest team on my pokemon game soulsilver, the attacks with asterix are the 4 attacks they know, so they are truthful to an exstent.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Gurl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gurl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gurl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Gurl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Gurl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gurl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Gurl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Gurl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Gurl: But would you stay there?

Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Gurl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Gurl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

Chinese Horoscope

DO NOT CHEAT, OR IT WON'T WORK, AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS. DO NOT READ AHEAD. IT'S WORTH IT...

1.Get pen & paper.

2.When choosing names, make sure they are REAL PEOPLE that you ACTUALLY KNOW.

3.Go w/ your FIRST INSTINCTS! (Very important for accurate results).

4.Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME. DON'T READ AHEAD

5.On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1-11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

to NUMBERS 1 & 2, write down ANY 2 NUMBERS you want.

to NUMBERS 3 & 7, write down the names of TWO MEMBERS of the OPPOSITE SEX. (If gay, SAME SEX names)

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD, OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.

8.Write down ANYONE'S NAME (friend or family) next to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT.

9.Write down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. 6. Finally, MAKE A WISH. Are you ready? ...

HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME: The number of people that LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2.

The person in SPACE 3 is the one YOU LOVE.

The person you LIKE but the relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7.

YOU CARE MOST about the person you put in SPACE 4 .

The person in SPACE 5 is the one that KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

The person in SPACE 6 is YOUR LUCKY STAR.

The song in SPACE 8 matches w/ the person in SPACE 3.

The song in SPACE 9 is for the person in SPACE 7

The 10th SPACE tells you the MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.

And 11 is the song telling you HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. NUMBER ONE is your LUCKY NUMBER.

Repost this w/n AN HOUR of reading this. If you do, YOUR WILL WILL COME TRUE

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92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

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1. FIRST NAME: Sam

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no

3. SIBLING NAMES: Kayleigh(funny1234) and Brad

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? er...cant remember

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? spose

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? err...?

7. KIDS? hell no im only a kid

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? um...no

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? errr...no

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? of course not ;p

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? i guess

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? HELL YES!!!!!!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? cookie crisp, cookie crisp...I LOVE COOKIE CRISP

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No why bother

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I can get kicked in the shins and it dont really hurt but not really no

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint chocolate chip =D

17. SHOE SIZE? 5 and 9/10ths

18. RED OR PINK? RED

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Im a super loner

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My nan...

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? dont care i dont own the world...yet

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Er...black leggings and bare foot

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Cookie Crisp

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? 30 Seconds to Mars- This is War

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue

26. FAVORITE SMELL? errr...lavender or mint

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my mum, no my dad, no my mum, no my...oh it was one of them

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their eyes.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? i spose so jk

30. FAVORITE DRINK? COFFEE!!!

31. FAVORITE SPORT? HOCKEY!!

32. EYE COLOR? An odd mix of blue, green and grey- actually i swear they change, they were really blue, then they were really green then they kinda mixed and now the colour in them has mostly faded into grey but specks of blue and green can still be seen.

33. HAT SIZE? WTF

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No don't need them and i like my eye colour

35. FAVORITE FOOD? my mum's home made chili yum

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? SCARY MOVIE!!!! TOTALLY

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Harry Potter, it is so awesome- GO DOBBY wid his wee little boots.

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Baggy jumper

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. no flowers(er...i have hayfever)

40. HUGS OR KISSES? neither-ewww wait a kiss from the person i fancy wouldnt b 2 bad.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Double belgium choclate gato

42. FAVORITE WORD? a tie between: stuff, doudles and i dunno

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is AWESOME,copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something (Pokemon) to the point that it scares your friends, copy and paste this in your profile

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

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If you hate Umbridge, copy&paste this onto your profile.

If you are a great lover of RonxHermione, copy&paste this onto your profile. (OH, I'M GREATER THAN THAT!)

If you have now wierdly become obsessed with magic, copy and paste this in your pro.

If you LOVE Harry Potter, the copy&paste this on your profile!

If you like Harry specifically, then copy&paste this on your profile.

If you love HarryxGinny and RonxHermione, copy&paste this on your profile.

If you used to freakin HATE Snape and Malfoy when you first started reading Harry Potter, copy&paste this onto your pro.

If for some strange reason, you like to talk about magic more often, (HARRY POTTER, DUH!) copy&paste this onto your profile.

If you absoulutley LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.(Sortof do pokemon and yugio card count1 football card)
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. go blue
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total:23

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

Go to your mom for advice.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
Like being the star of every thing(Err..i guess a little)

Total:6 (wow thats scary considering im a girl...)

()_(/)
(O.o) If you think this bunny is AWESOME, copy&paste this into your profile.
(")-(")

Your just jelous the voices are talking to me and not you

The truth about me:

Me without a book is like the skys over England without a cloud

You're a great friend, but if the zombies come chasing us, I'm tripping you (that u Jen)

Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. (However he'll probably look at you and run away ;p)

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Do unto others before they do unto you.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your nursing home.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear.

The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

We live in an age when

pizza gets to your home before the police.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

I like children... fried.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile (This is acually really stupid 'cos we have absolutely no idea how much u like choclate(wait who the hell is this guy))

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

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If you hear voices of characters in your head copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP? (i wish those days would find their way back to us)

Repost if you believe stereotyping is wrong and put in bold the ones that apply to you

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

wow that is so not me(bold)

This is Sam(Italic) (thx Bro)

Oh by the way I did my full name(first last) no im not tellin what it is i hate my full name

If you hate it when friends ask you to read their stories and it totally SUCKS so you have to lie and say it was great, copy&paste this onot your profile.

Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you swear you're a vampire on the inside, copy&paste this onto your profile.

If you LOVE the couple of Edward and Bella, copy and paste this in your profile. (Jake and Bella is better thou)

If you you are now obsessed with vampires, copy&paste this onto your profile.

If you feel like you hear one more person dissing Twilight you're going to SCREAM, copy&paste this onto your profile.

If Twilight has literally CHANGED you, copy&paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen AND Jacob Black are extremely HOTT, copy&paste this on your profile.

If you hate the popular kids, put this on your profile. (Created by Goddess of Magic (GOM)

If you think being pretty isn't important, put this in your profile. (GOM)

If you have a little brother and you HATE HIM, copy&paste this onto your profile. (I have two and they are so anoiying(wats funy is i love 1 of them hehe)

If you like Paul and you don't know why you do, copy&paste this on your profile.

...D...Put this
...R...on your profile
...E...if you
...W...love Drew (he acts mean but I think he's really kind of sweet)

If you hate the fact that even though you're smart, pretty, and brilliant, some people don't like you , copy&paste this onto your profile. LOL. (well...)

...A...put this on
...S...your channel
...H...if u love Ash. Like, LOVE Ash. (YEP, THAT'S TOTALLY ME!)

If you support Rocket-shipping, copy&paste this onto your profile.

If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, make the opposite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not. If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile.

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If you think that it's unfair that Drew, Paul or any random rival is not in ANY Pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you obsess or even like Ikarishipping just a little, copy & paste this in your profile!

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If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutly LOVE contestshipping, oldrivalshipping or pokeshipping copy and paste this to your profile. (TOTALLY!!)

If you HATE cookieshipping (MayxHarley) copy and paste this to your profile. (YUCK!)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you don't like scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. There's always lemons.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what would happen if you peeled an M&M, copy and paste this into your profile.(Actually did it!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (That is sooo Jen)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. WTF?!?!

If you love to laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!), then copy paste it.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know a person thats a bitch to you copy and paste this to your profile.

...P...Put
...O...This
...K...On
...E...Your
...S...Profile
...H...To help
...I...get
...P...more
...P...supporters
...I...to
...N...support
...G...Pokeshipping

CONTESTSHIPPING
..C...Put
..O...This
..N...On
..T...Your
..E...Channel
..S...To
..T...Help
..S...Contestshipping
..H...Get
..I...More
..P...Supporters
..P...So
..I...It
..N...Will
..G...Come True in the anime

...P...Put
...O...This on
...K...Your Profile
...E...To stop Pokemon
...M...From
...O...Being
...N...Hated
...!...It shows you care

()_(/ )
(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(")and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

Note:98 percent of our teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't write this to your profile

You know when you live in 2009 when...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

If you like to copy&paste stuff to your profile copy&paste this.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,MysticKatt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice,MewCuxie12, StrawberryIceRose, EeveeEva96

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX (Its scary to think this happens everyday not in some dream world but right on our doorstep(figure of speach) if i met some one who abuses children i would kill them!!!)

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. (Jen)-

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks),copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers (or think they're stupid,among other insulting things)copy and paste!

If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers,copy and paste!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your profile has so much copy&paste stuff and is so long that people don't even bother to read it, copy&paste this into your profile!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and pase this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walk

ing away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

.••) .•) .•.•) .•) Pass this around if you want to be famous someday!
(.• (.•

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.GO BLUE!!!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (lol I knew about the Alphabet and Twinkle but not about Baa Baa Black Sheep)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I must be really weird then cos i always lose)

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.(confuzzled i luv tat word)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black,MewCuxie12, StrawberryIceRose, EeveeEva96

If you have so much "Copy&Paste" stuff on your profile you think you deserve an award for it Cop&Paste this onto your profile. "Where's my trophy?"

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree. (This is seriously the basis of my new religion whoever came up with this is a goddess-wow what if it was a boy WOW!!??)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Kitty Kat K.O., MewCuxie12, StrawberryIceRose, EeveeEva96

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you freak out when you see a door that you don't know if you should push or pull, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, Who, Say, Hey, Hay, Yea, Pet, Was, How, Ice (RWH added from Say-Ice. Yea, I'm that bad), Me, Why, Huh, To, Too, But, Am, Woo(StrawberryonIce) Can, Sad, Mad, Rat, Cat, Dog, Mat,(Dont ask i really suk)

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:

Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, Runs With Horses (RWH), Squeaky-Squishy, StrawberryIceRose, EeveeEva96

LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME ( I don't want to act like in the anime, then I'll get a crappy voice actor...)

1. Paul
2. charizard
3. Gary
4. Ash
5. May
6 .Drew
7. Dawn
8. Misty
9. Barry
10. Max

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

wonder why the hell he did-then id hit him with my lamp

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Gary's a dirty little... Yell at him to get out then when I get out borrow misty's mallet and smash his head in.

Number 4 announced he going to marry 9 tomorrow?

OMG Ash is marrying Barry... WTF there is no shipping for that well not any i've heard- ehh it wont last

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Don't eat it, its probly poisoned

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Bet a million pound hes dreaming of May-then scream for help pretending hes dead(hehehe)

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I got enough family members as it is...

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Ha ha sucker!!!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me:atleast i have friends Barry and am not some crazed gay stalker

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

so childish

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

haha help them 'cos i hit him wid a lamp remember??

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?

carry me off to a hospital...i hope

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

well if he's in a good may be somin decent

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Bugger all

You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Feel sorry for me but aside from that not alot

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Im marrying Max...scary. well Paul probly wont care or he'll be super jelous and steal me away 'cos he loves me... what?!? Paul is legendary. We love Paul.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Get Cyndaquil to set them on fire

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Sit in the audience saying he could do better so I do better

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Look at me in confusion

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

he's an arrogant jerk who abuses his pokemon- well i think he's nice really and not to mention how good looking he is...that does answer...well??

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.

Charizard is in love with Barry... scary-they need serious theropy (notice the "deeply" bit must be very deep)

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?

I'm dating Gary?!? I swear his parent are dead (soz no offense Gary soz) plus im already married to Max and in love with Paul, ha that brill

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Ash and Barry were getting married but that changed and now Ash loves Barry again. wow Charizard and Gary must feel shit

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I think i might vomit

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

i highly doubt she would but I would give he a serious talking to.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Ok scary- freaking stop looking at me its not that bad

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Drew look over there what d you see.(Pointing at may)Now go get her.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Ok barry is getting on my nerves now ok, how many is that: Ash (married), charizard and me...wtf??

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Holy...never saw that coming...i think my heart just stopped

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

yay shishi/ gash/ palletshipping or whatever you call it but today is a great day

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

no cos paul is weird and May likes grass and roses

Would 2 trust 5?

Yea charizard probable would considering all thats happened between Ash and Misty

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Ash pokes max... well max'llhit him probly

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Misty would study how to become an expert gym leader and Paul will...i dont know skive

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

I dare not think about it, lets just order a pizza

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Hairdresser considering they both have really odd hair styles

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

No its not okay I liked Misty's side ponytail, however it probly looks real silly considering Drew cut it and i would love to see tat

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Ha I would pay to see that plus it would probly b a drawin of Drew

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Well Barry is blushing cos Paul noticed and Max is always red

1 accidentally kicked 10?

I seriously doubt it was accidental and Max would kick him back. Then they would fight and Max would lose obviously hehe

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Awwww charizard was txting the weird one with a bow, nosy Barry; probly wouldnt understand it though considering it would be in poke language

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

So...ur point being

7 won the lottery?

Me:u know ur my best friend (puppy dog face) :P

8 had quite a big secret?

DREW LOVES MAY whoops did i say that too loud

9 became a singer?

Errr...how???

10 got a daughter?

wtf he is a kid how could he have a kid???

What would 1 think of 2?

powerful pokemon

How would 3 greet 4?

calling out Ashy-boy and making a cheeky comment

What would 4 envy about 5?

Nothing Ash doesnt feel bad emotions

What dream would 5 have about 6?

That very idea is so disturbing on so many levels

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both girls... duh

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Drew probly beat Dawn in a contest really easily

Where would 8 meet 9?

No idea at a pub who knows

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he is... a phedo

What would make 10 scared of 1?

HA!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything

Is 3 Gay?

well duh. Gary is a boy and so is Ash, Gary loves Ash thus he is gay. plus take the "r" from Gary wad do u get... see ha

How do you feel right now?

eh... i dunno. blank

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.(Oh yes, I am Super Screwed!!)

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS??

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.(I'm all of the above and then some! XD)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

A friend would help you escape an explosion. A best friend would help you set up the bomb.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you believe not all stories should have a happy ending.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Live, be free and eat sugar...Chocolate is also acceptable.

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

(Not my list)YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well...not yet)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (I also constantly talk in plural, u know like sayin we for myself; or is that just weird)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(almost centuries ago)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

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Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you just hate flamers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you think your house is haunted, copy and paste this into your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate people who bully others, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you find yourself putting your socks into the fridge. Crazy is when you randomly get up walk around talking to yourself aimlessly then sit back down and continue with what you were doing before like nothing had happened. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are a tomboy, copy this to your profile

If you want to kill all preps, snobs, really giddy annoying girls etc. copy this to your profile

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image - five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

Peace.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS??

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Sofatagg, Som1-Random, Mantineus, EeveeEva96

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, mym painful symphony, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, SutaakiHitori, Mantineus, EeveeEva96

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.(This is my life! MY LIFE!!)

...A...put this on
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...H...if u love Ash

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

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Recent studies show that 70 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 30 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

if you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

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If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they look nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If you've ever bitten into a banana with the peel still on it, post this on your profile!

If you don't have nightmares after scary movies and you're just jumpy for a while, post this on your profile!

If you believe that Zoro is obviously in love with Luffy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

A friend would help you escape an explosion. A best friend would help you set up the bomb.

Th e E n d o f t h e S t o r y

By Psycho Dreamer(taken from her own profile, too)

Doesn't it ever get lonely?

What?

Being here where no one can see you. No friends or family, just all alone...

No. I never noticed.

Why not?

I guess it's because I have always been alone.

You've never had anyone?

No.

Don't you dream?

Not anymore. I don't remember.

That's sad.

Why would you say that?

You have been alone this whole time.

I think the reason I don't feel so lonely is because I have never had anyone to begin with.

Don't you cry?

Cry?

Yes, cry tears.

What's the point? No one will dry them for me. Besides, I don't have to worry about anything anymore.

Why is that?

Because it's my last night.

-The End

Not all stories have to end with happy endings.