PLEASE READ: I HAVE SWITCHED TO A DIFFERENT PROFILE.

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20 Things To Do At Walmart!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "PikachuI choose you!"

17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.

18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up
optional: laugh at them after

19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot & see how many people try to pick it up.

20. Get 2 pigs (weird i know) and paint 'pig 1' one the first pig and 'pig 3' on the second pig. See how long it takes them to find 'pig 2'
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

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Her name was Aurora

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

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IDEAS FOR STORIES ANYONE CAN USE BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO DO IT MYSELF:

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Victor has a daughter but -like the rest of the team- she's different. When taking of a specific piece of jewelry, she turns into her true form which she finds ugly. The team accepts her but Victor doesn't accept her as his daughter while she has romance with another member on the team (You choose). Then, she's kidnapped and you can take it from there.

Transformers Animated

Wasp came to Earth but not only because of revenge...he's obsessed with a certain fem-bot he met in the Stockades but she was released due to proof that she was innocent. While in the Stockades, she protected him as much as she could but his sanity was still slightly melting away. he loves her but does she love him or pity him?

MORE IDEAS WILL COME, JUST WAIT!