NewJackSwing
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Joined 08-08-10, id: 2486650, Profile Updated: 12-04-10
Author has written 3 stories for Inception, Alice in Wonderland, and Scrubs.

Hello thar. I'm NewJackSwing AKA A Scribble-chan AKA Scribble AKA Avvie AKA Jack. Pick and choose.

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E-Mail: lovelydragontears@
Other FF Account: A Scribble-chan
Facebook: Yeah, you think I'd give you my facebook?
Livejournal: yaoimunchkin

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

"Sometimes, you just have to get up and face the world. Even if you don't want to. Even if you don't think you can."

"Always walk with a purpose, and never, never stop walking."

"Life's a bitch, then you die."

"When you love someone, you don't want to hurt them, even if they deserve to be hurt. When you love someone, you want to hurt them, even when they don't deserve to be hurt."

"Love means holding on to someone just as hard as you can because if you don't, one blink and they might disappear...forever."

"I hate this feeling. Like I'm here, but I'm not. Like someone cares. But they don't. Like I belong somewhere else, anywhere but here, and escape lies just past that snowy window, cool and crisp as the February air."

"Act
on your impulse,
swallow the bottle,
cut a little deeper,
put the gun to your chest."

"It [death] chokes you, gags you, but you have to pretend that you're doing just fine, not trembling with this fear because the end is close."

"Have you ever once in your life reached out to touch infinity?"

"A friend is nothing but a known enemy."

"I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else."

"I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't."

If the road to hell is paved with door to door salesmen, then the devil himself must be a politician.

Once you shake hands with the devil, stood in his threshold, said hello... you change. You start seeing things in a new light. I can't speak for anyone else here, but what I saw when I came back into the so called light side of things, wasn't love and beauty. No, what I saw was the truth. Let me tell you, the truth isn't pretty. The worst thing about seeing everything without the smoke and mirrors is that you can't stop once you've had a taste, like a good drug. The truth, I say, is impossible to escape.

Maybe I didn't say anything because I knew it would bite me. Maybe it's because I like him so much but I'm just too much of a coward. Because I know things aren't as simple as they are in the movies. Sometimes people just never realize what they have, even when it's gone.

Kid, if you keep on going believing what everyone tells you, one day you'll just be like the rest of them. Ignorant. Do you want to be ignorant?... You don't even know what ignorant means, do you?

Dream on the Wild Side (Inception)- In which the team finds themselves inside the mind of JD to find his greatest sexual wish. Things don't go as well as planned. (My least favorite of the three things I've uploaded.)

A Wondrous Dream (Inception)- Before PASIV or totems; before Dom or Mal Cobb, there was a girl and a man. And the girl said, "Won't you take me somewhere?" Her name was Alice. (This isn't exactly my best work, but it's actually my favorite thing on here.)

The Rainbow Symphony (Inception)- Ariadne loves her symphony. She loves how they sound, she loves how they've become her friends. No, they've become something more; her family. Eames/Arthur, Mal/Dom (A cute AU, I think. Where Ariadne is the conductor of a symphony owned by Saito. Arthur plays the violin :D)

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Crash, Crash, Burn by Phantasmik reviews
Thirteen lives later and they finally stop missing each other. Reincarnation as a recurring theme, AUs, character deaths, and eventual happy endings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bedfellows by Rabbitprint reviews
Kingdom Hearts AU, Inception-verse. Sora's team has a run-in with another set of extractors. Unfortunately, they both have the same target in mind.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Inception - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sora, D. Cobb - Complete
AM Static by owlpostagain reviews
Getting the summer internship as a talk show host on W104 was Roxas' dream come true. His new favorite caller is just an added bonus. Akuroku for Akuroku Day. Two-shot. extra cheesy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Sun Always Rises by Lacewood reviews
In a different world, Tsuna had a different Sun guardian - Kyoko. AU
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Kyōko S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
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Dream on the Wild Side reviews
In which the team finds themselves inside the mind of JD to find his greatest sexual wish. Things don't go as well as planned.
Crossover - Scrubs & Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John D./J.D. - Complete
A Wondrous Dream reviews
Before PASIV or totems; before Dom or Mal Cobb, there was a girl and a man. And the girl said, "Won't you take me somewhere?" Her name was Alice.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Alice - Complete
The Rainbow Symphony reviews
Ariadne loves her symphony. She loves how they sound, she loves how they've become her friends. No, they've become something more; her family. Eames/Arthur, Mal/Dom
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ariadne - Complete