Hello! My name is Cade Valentine and I hail from Dublin, Ireland. I don't really have anything else to say besides that I'm 15 years old.

For "Git." My favourite insults and what they mean.

Git- Despicable person

Twat- Derogatory name for a woman's genitalia

Ninny- Foolish

Prat- Very offensive word for a jerk

Tosser- Offensive term for a masturbator

Twit- Good humoured tease of someone silly

Wanker- Same meaning as Tosser

Wazzock- A rather stupid and annoying person

Sod- Obnoxious person or Sod off meaning 'piss off'

Pillock- Stupid idiot

Tosspot- Literally means an alcoholic but is used in terms of the way a tosser is

Nob- Obnoxious know it all, very wealthy

Muppet- Affectionate term for silly

Pillock- Stupid person, frequently coupled with wanker "You pillock, you're such a wanker!"

Blighter- Someone who's irritating

Grotty- Unpleasant "You grotty tosser! I could strangle you"

Manky- Inferior or worthless, frequently used with git

Minger- Unattractive person

Munter- Unattractive female

Scrubber- Female tramp

Trollop- Promiscuous woman

Uphill Gardener- Homosexual, not quite as offensive as faggot

It should also be noted that when the British use "Quite" it doesn't mean what the United States thinks it does. To you "Quite" means absolute and completely. To us it means 'fairly' or 'alright'. When we say you're 'quite attractive' don't think it means you're gorgeous.