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Joined 06-21-10, id: 2414088, Profile Updated: 11-28-10
Author has written 3 stories for Sailor Moon, Vampire Knight, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Name- Call me Rima Touya

Age- Old enough to be awesome!

Hight- Uber Tall!

Gender- Female! Duh!

Weight- Why do you wanna know?

Fav Couple's!

Hikaru/Kaoru- Yes...I am a Yaoi Twincest love. Got a problm with it?!

Tamaki/Haruhi- They are cute together.

Kaname/Yuuki- Hey. I love vampire knight too! This couple is awesome

Zero/Yuuki- I like Zero! He is Smexy!

Tamaki/Kyoya- They grew on meh...

Worst Couple's

Kaoru/Haruhi- I cant picture the twins with anyone else besides eachother! Its just too sad to think about!

Hikaru/Haruhi- Read above

Twins/anyone other then eachother- I cant Picture them without eachother!

Tamaki/Nekozawa- Thats just.. creepy...

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE yaoi and it shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a fictional character, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile.

Recent studies show that if Abercrombie said that it wasnt cool to breathe anymore 98 percent of teenagers would suffocate, copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 2 that would be laughing their asses off.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been caught watching/reading twincest for guilty pleasure, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual, if you agree with that, copy and paste this into your profile.


30 things to do when you catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions:

1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself

2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website

3.Squeal until your lungs give out

4.Faint

5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you

6.Get out a sound recorder; press record

7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir

8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing

9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate"

"Toxic" on a music player

11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome"

12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors"

13.Stare for a second then say "You know, you're not really supposed to use vaseline, water based lubricants are better.", take the better lube out of your jacket pocket, throw it to them and stare contently again.

14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them

15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you)

16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image

17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making

18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong."

19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone

tape it for you tube

until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!"

them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out.

23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?"

24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position

25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?"

26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!"

27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!"

28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?"

29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!"

30.Pop Popcorn

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A true Pokémon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokémon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokémon holds. And you'll love Pokémon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokémon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

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If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile.

If you LIKE WAFFLES, copy this into your profile! Add your name- Twilitassassin13, Meco45, RockerGirl0709

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

You know you’re in the 2000’s when…

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ouran Truth And Dare by leshamarieinuyasha reviews
An insane Truth AND Dare show has broken out. With me as your host things are about to get a little crazy! Ask the hosts/guests any question and have them answer truthfully or dare them to do something completely idiotic. PLEASE RXR!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,692 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
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Ouran Role Playing! reviews
Well.. Rockergirl0709 and I got bored, and decided to roleplay! Aha ya ya its in script form.. SHH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Alot of Way's to Annoy your faveroite VK PEOPLE! reviews
So, I was looking for stories like this, and I noticed there are not enough of them, so I decided to write one! I love VK! Disclaimer- Saddly...I dont own it. BUT I AM WORKING ON CHANGING THAT!...
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
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What happen's when Serena is late..again, and as soo as she walks in, she find's out that her boyfriend is her teacher!Im on writer's block. In comment's give me your ideas! I might add u in the story too if you ask! :
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen