Greetings people of the interwebs!

I'm Iver Niler, of the New Hampshire Nilers, and it is my hope that you are here to read my stories, and not to collect information on me for blackmail/assassination purposes.

That said, I prefer to publish my stories only when I completely finished writing and editing them, so don't expect a constant stream of chapters. Also, since I'm busy with college and tend to write long stories, there may be as much as a year or two's time between each publication. So, if I've not been active for a while, don't worry, it's not because I'm retired. When that happens, I'll tell you so. Of course, your worry is dependent on your enjoyment of my tales. If you don't like my story structure, you won't shed any tears over my retirement. Of course, if that's the case, and you don't like my stories, then I must ask, why are you reading this? Are you hoping I'll reveal the fact that I'm really a Three-Toed Sloth? Because I'm not! Stop saying that! That is nothing but slander! Good day, sir! I SAID GOOD DAY!