TWCS Penname: WoahNow (No fics posted as of yet - I will be on their site if anything happens to this account)

AO3 Penname: WoahNow (Also not posted here yet. Same as above.)

Twitter: @SoWoahNow http://twitter.com/SoWoahNow

Facebook: Callie WoahNow Jordan http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100001400714494

Collaboration account: LoveLikeWoah http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2934713/LoveLikeWoah

Blog: Alphabeticalme http:///

Hi.

There's not much to say about me.

I love books, really. It's an addiction. Sort of like my addiction to coffee.

I write. I'm sure you noticed, though.

In case you wanted to know: I live in England. It rains. People are rude. We complain. They drink tea, but I don't. Ever. Coffee is much better.

Sometimes I talk a lot so it can get a bit ridiculous, but that's just me. It's hard to believe I used to be a shy little kid. I think I have too much enthusiasm these day. And sarcasm. Too many 'asm's.

So... feel free to mail me with any questions or for a general chat although don't be alarmed if I'm slow at responding. I just suck like that. I will get back to you though, that's a promise. :)

LATEST INFORMATION:

- Distracted: I have a lot of spare time coming up, although I may be filling it with more shifts at work. Money is money. Anyway, this means I will hopefully regain some form of schedule for updates. I am, however, going away for a few weeks, at the end of June. I may be able to write while I'm away but I may not be able to update. I will only have my iPod touch to hack onto the French internet connection with so I will have to see if there's a way I can update chapters too. I'll see what I can do for you.

- Only in Italy: This was the fic I wrote for Itlnbrt for the Fandom Gift Exchange. It's not finished (Yes, I feel terrible about that, but see above. I worked my ass off.) I'm also really busy with other things, but I want to get the rest of what I had planned written and posted (because Itlnbrt deserves it) before focusing on anything else. Then I'm not sure whether I will add anything after that, you will have to wait and see.

- Dog Tags and White T-shirts: So, we're a little behind on this, because real life is kicking our asses and so is the fandom a little bit. We're working on it, the action is coming soon so keep your eyes open. You can find this by going on mine and Nicci's joint account, link above.

- Long Road to Forever: On hiatus. There wasn't much response to this, but to those who were reading, I apologise and please check out some of our other stories instead :)

- Born This Way Contest: My entry That's What She Said won Judges' Choice and it's now posted on my page, down... look down, further. There. Please check it out and let me know what you thought of my first attempt at writing slash solo.

- Drabble Fic: I am lucky enough to be a part of a drabble fic that's going to be posted soon. It's a collaboration of a variety of absolutely amazing authors so I will try and keep you up to date on this so you can check it out when it's posted. So far I have contributed two chapters and although it isn't open to the fandom public, I can tell you it's pretty darn amazing.

- Halloween Countdown: I was part of the Halloween countdown by Breath-of-Twilight and there are dozens of fabulous authors who took part and plenty of spooky stories to take your fancy. Please do check it out, review, and see who wrote what. Will you recognise the work of your favourite authors?

- Halloween Countdown: I have also done another Halloween Countdown, but this one isn't anonymous. My entry is up and I strongly encourage you to check out the rest as they were posted each day. Don't forget to review and let the authors know how much you loved their work!

- Rain on my Parade: This is a piece I wrote for Rebadams7 for FAGE4 and the chapters are relatively short but I hope you'll enjoy it. It's not exactly a drabble, although some chapters are below 1k words. Check it out below. I really loved writing it.

- The blog is now up and running! A Slice Of Lemon by Nicci, Stef, Jordan, Nikka and me! There are reviews and pictures galore, it's definitely worth a look, especially now Nicci spruced it up.

Polyvore outfits for Distracted: http:///cgi/profile?id=1654910