To start, My name is Kayla, and I love to write. I love the twilight saga (Stephanie Meyer), The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins), Harry Potter (Do I even have to put the auther?!) and the maximum ride series (James Patterson). I enjoy reading, dancing, writing, singing for fun, and about six trillion other things.

Here are some of my Fave Quotes:

"Life sucks, and then you die." -Jacob

"If you always do what you have always done, then you will always get what you have always gotten, and you will feel how you always felt" -I don't know

"These violent delights have violent ends, And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume". -Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene VI

"Grrr!" -Me

"Khee!"-Also Me

"Your jealous, you just don't know it yet."- Yet another qoute from me...

"I'm in the wrong ear... I suck..." -Carl, llamas with hats

"I'm a dangerous psosyopath with a long history of violence. I can't see how you keep forgetting that..." -Also Carl from llamas with hats

"Don't be such a holy fool!" -The amazingly epic LADY GAGA!!!!

Jokes, Corny Jokes, and Puns:

Person 1 "What did the elf say to Santa?"

Person 2 " I don't know, what?"

Person 1 " Are you okay? You look a little Claustrophobic!"

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet'.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Im getting old, man. Yesterday I walked past the graveyard and two guys with shuvels started to chase me. (Lol, you can thank my math teacher for that 1!)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you love to mess around with SIMS on the SIMS 2 Double Deluxe!!!

I love it! It's funny. I once made a dwarf, a giant, a vampire-Edward Cullen- and a werewolf. But I don't remember how I made the werewolf. :-(

He he.

Ever wonder:

Why is your user name "AylaBlue99'? Well, let me tell you the tale:

Once upon a time, I was sitting on a couch at Sunday school, board, and the boys-not to mention any names, Marcus, Evan, and Will- and My friend Jordan-she's NOT A BOY!!!- went up to the board and wrote her name. I also did this, cuz' I was just as board. So, I erased and added letters until Jordan turned into Orange, and she earased the K in my name, and go Ayla. And Ayla sounds like a color blu, doesn't it? I think so and Orange does too. Thus, our nicknames were born. THE END!!!

By the way, my Bleh is better than your Bleh! If you think your Bleh is better than my Bleh, copy and paste this to your profile. Bleh!

I love inside jokes, but not if I'm outside of them. Like:

I love your hair! *Rubs Cheek*

Your alien baby is on the sidewalk!

Go to the market place!

I love to copy and paste, so here are a few for you:

Copy and paste this to your page if you've ever tripped up the stairs.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever zoned out for more than 10 minutes.

Copy and paste this to your page if people who are dumber than you call you stupid.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are alive.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are dead.

More never-ending puns. If your tired of puns, my profile is not a place for you...

A guy walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch. Hehe.

Are you okay? 'Cause I'm not feeling very Gouda!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

I used to work in a bakery, but I was told that I wasn't "bread" for it.

More Copy and Pastes!

Copy and paste this to your profile page if you have an annoying sibling. Preferably a sister.

Copy and paste this to your profile page if you have ever eaten something and liked it, but when you were told what it was, you spit it out in disgust.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are reading this.

Copy and paste this to your profile page if you are a human. (I'm not)

Copy and paste this if you have two eyes. (I hope you do...)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you HATE Justin Biever. (I hate him, that's why I spelled it Biever)

Copy and paste this if you think Diego could kick Dora's Butt. (I do)

Copy and paste this if Crayola beats Rose Art.

Copy and paste this to your page if you think drawing on white converse with Sharpies would look awesome.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever broken any bones in a stupid way. (Ex: I once broke my arm watching ppl play pool)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you love God and you're not ashamed of Him re-post this, and see what he does for you tonight

I believe in God. If you have a problem with that, I don't care!

A bit of randomness: !

Apples! %

Chairs! ^

Pears! *

Oranges! $

Soap! @

Mope! &

Elmo! #

Youtube ROCKS! Copy and paste this if you agree!

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are going to see Vampires Suck! (I am!!! Im a major Twilight fan, but, come on! It's HI-LA-RI-US!!!)

Look up Elmo behind the scenes on Youtube. Watch it. Now. Do not laugh.

OMG! Yesterday at Church-Well, after church, technically- we had SO much fun! You see, we were splattering rainbow colored paint onto a sheet thingy to make a mural to go in our new Sunday School classroom. It was four of us: Orange (A.K.A. Percabethlover112), Marcus (Listed in an above story), Evan (Also listed above), and me. James (the Pastor's son) didn't want to, I guess, because he sat in another room doing who knows what by himself the whole time. So we were all covered in paint, and asking each other to splatter us, and spraying each other, and laughing, and sliding on the slip and slide (Lol, don't ask), and it was great. After we were all finished with that, the dults (I like to call adults dults. It's one of my family's inside jokes. Deal with it.) put down a yellow pathmade of like, a table cloth or something, and we started to sing 'Follow the Yellow Brick Road' or at least I did. So we followed it into the kitchen, and Marcus lifted Orange up onto the counter, and in the process, slammed her into it. And then we washed eachother's feat (Don't ask.) THE END!!!

More copy and pastey thingy's!!!

Copy and paste this if you hate when people steal your inside jokes (LyssaBlue99)

A lot of teenagers are underaged drinkers, copy and paste this if you like chocolate!

Copy and paste this if you are going to copy and paste this.

Copy and paste this if you are going to copy and paste this.

Copy and paste this if you copy and pasted the two copy and pastes above.

Copy and paste this if you actually read every copy and paste thingy.

Copy and paste this if you copy and paste most of the copy and pastes you read.

Copy and paste this if you copy and paste most of the copy and pastes you read.

Twilight/Maximum Ride copy and paste thingy's:

Copy and paste this if you think Bella should be with Edward.

Copy and paste this if you want Bella to be with Jake so that you can have Edward for yourself. (Or the other way around, I guess)

Copy and paste this if you think people who don't like Twilight and or Maximum Ride are stupid/weird/retarted/losers. (I do)

Copy and paste this if you actually read the twilight books before chosing your team. (I HATE when people don't read the books, yet they still make an opinion about it)

Copy and paste this if you read that book called 'The Hunger Games'

Copy and paste this if you like mint chocolate ice-cream

Copy and paste this if you like mint chocolate chip ice-cream with cinnamon toast crunch cereal! (Yummy!!)

Copy and paste this if you read this.

Copy and paste this if you didn't read this.

Copy and paste this if you know what this means: Chacala mana dojada nami (Good luck finding out what that means, cause I just made that up!)

Copy and paste this if you're proud to be an American

Copy and paste this if you're proud to be Italian

Copy and paste this if you wish you were Italian

Copy and paste this even if half of the copy and pastes you copy and paste don't actually relate to you

To be continued...