He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

It's often been said in jest that Ozpin ships his students... If only you knew, sweet child. If only you knew. One-Shot!

An Oral History describing the rise of the Chimera, prequel to R:FOM. Written in the style of Max Brook's World War Z

An abridged version of Resistance: Fall of Man, a mocking parody which attempts to condense the FPS down to a fraction of its former size and make it funny. Enjoy the satire and character exaggerations, and laugh at the situations and jokes.

Love doesn't come easy, but it doesn't leave that way either. Rated M for adult themes, lemon, language, and some violence.