Name: Champayine

age:18

My friends Taylor,Cassia, Savannah and Faye are awsome

I'm african-american

my fav bands are black veil brides, paramore, linkin park, and evenescene.

fav animes: naruto, bleach,inuyasha,death note,mew mew power,sailor moon,wedding peach,rosario vampire,chibi vampire,and papillon.

Fav quote: "I can go from 0 to bitch in 1.2 seconds, so don't FUCK with me!"- I'm not sure if this is from a show or a movie, i just saw it on a fanflash and thought that it matched me.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

RP TIME!! List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE RP QUESTIONS!

1. Neji

2. Hidan

3. Kiba

4. Itachi

5. Sakura

6. Hinata

7. Naruto

8. Kakashi

9. Kurenai

10. Suigetsu

What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

(Neji) BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE... *evil laugh*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(Kiba) I would whack him with a rolled up magazine.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Itachi/Kurenai) Asuma's gonna be pissed XD

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(Sakura) OOOOOH!!! Sakura you didn't have to do that -eats as I say this-

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

(Hinata) -writes Naruto loves Hinata on her arm-

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(Naruto) That explains my ADHD and obsessiveness for ramen XD

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Kakashi) Probably in a coma because Taylor took his porn

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

(Kurenai) Take her make-up

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

(Suigetsu) -sniffles- I didn't mean to lose your water bottle T.T

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

(Hidan) Tries to Sacrifice me to Jashin

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

(Kiba) He gets me my own ninja dog so I would leave Akamaru alone

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Itachi) Walks in, picks me up like it's nothing, and walk out like a boss

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Sakura) Probably join me so I won't feel as bad

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Suigetsu/Neji) Neji: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?! -gets pissed-

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(Naruto) -Takes me for ramen- Ramen makes everything better

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

(Kurenai) Train me

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

(Suigetsu) Join in the laughing X3

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

(Neji) Because I just love him

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Hidan/Kurenai) Not a good pair o.O

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

(Kiba) Hi I like dogs :3 that should be enough

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Itachi/Kurenai) Someone's gonna die -laughs-

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Sakura/Hinata) They would have to drink ALOT of sake

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?

(Hinata) o.O wth I did not see this coming

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Naruto) He's probably thinking I look like a guy -.-"

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

(Kakashi) Four words: PUT. DOWN. THE. PORN.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Kurenai) -eye twitches- the hell?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Suigetsu/Neji) OMG!!!!!!!! -loves neji but thinks that the two are hot together-

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Kiba/Itachi) Yeeeeaaaaa...Kiba's dead

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Neji/Hinata) I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU PPL SAY HINATA IS NARUTO'S AND NEJI IS MINE

Would 2 trust 5?

(Hidan/Sakura) Yea right XD

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Itachi/Suigetsu) Suigetsu: wtf I'm not Sasuke

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

(Sakura/Neji) Human body

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

(Hinata/Kiba) Rice balls and Sweet dumplings

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

(Hidan/Kurenai) Asuma had her phone at the time and is about to go kill Hidan

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Hinata) I'M SORRY HINATA I THOUGHT THE HUGE CROWD WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE!!!! T.T

7 won the lottery?

(Naruto) He would buy a lifetime supply of ramen and eat it all within 2 days

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

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Because I like this video :3