Pen Name: Justin.Russo.XD

Why? Because Justin is smart, like me...sorta nerdy, like me...and I like Justin's character... :-D

Full Name: Cody Nathan Taylor

Nickname(s): A) Codebreaker B) Codester C) Justin D) Loner E) Know-it-all F) Smarty-pants G) Nerd H) Smart-*rse

Age: 15

Birth Year: 1995

Birthday: July 2nd

School Year: 10

School: A drama school somewhere in the UK

Best Subjects: Everything

Describe yourself in 5 words: Clever. Annoying. Arrogant (nah, only on Fanfic...). Unpopular. Quiet.

Describe yourself in 1 sentence: I'm really annoying when I'm on the internet...so please don't hate me!

1. Only in England...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in England...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in England...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in England...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in England...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in England...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in England...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in England...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in England...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in England...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.