Hello. By entering this page, you are traversing on the property of the Evolutionary Marvel, a strange purple creature that lives on a diet of Cheetos and orange soda. To pass the time, it watches science fiction television shows/movies (primarily Star Trek) and anime on its computer, reads copious amounts of fantasy (especially Tolkien and Lewis), and knits long, strange garments that don’t fit anything.

The Evolutionary Marvel lives in the Dimension of Chocolate, is 700 years old, and wishes that it had a faster internet connection. For companionship, it keeps several cats, which are fed at seeming random intervals during the day, depending on the Marvel’s current ‘health’ standards.

Goodbye, and good luck.