No writing schedule. No regular updates. No intention of having any schedule or regular updates due to the endless succession of computer problems, dodgy internet, ungodly working hours and incurably chaotic existence (not to mention general brain-ache after all this bollocks has happened) which always seem to gang up on me when I should be writing. If it ain't one thing, it's another...

As a rule, I try not to threaten, bribe, blackmail or guilt-trip people into reviewing so don't ever feel like you have to leave me a review just for the sake of it, but feedback is always nice, even when it's anonymous. That said, I am truly bad at remembering to review stuff, so apologies to anyone whose work I read, loved and didn't comment on.

About me:

Twentysomething musician, sound designer, composer and general worshipper at the shrine of geekdom, currently living in London and studying for my masters in composition. http:///3janeListen to my things!

Things I like: a huge and eclectic variety of music (including but not limited to love songs in medieval French, old-skool industrial, acid folk, Bach, Weird Al, experimental sound art and Ukraine's entry in Eurovision 2007), PC games from the 90s, sci-fi of most sorts, steampunk and its shinier cousin cyberpunk, Drum tobacco, tea, dry humour, cider, baking, good books and witty, intelligent conversation about practically any subject.

Things I dislike: wilful ignorance, sloppy grammar/spelling when the writer clearly knows better, and prejudice in all its various guises.

I don't have a beta reader, and if anyone wishes to volunteer for what is probably a thankless task, I would be delighted to meet you. Similarly with anyone who wishes to collaborate. How many fanfic writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Answers on a postcard.

For those of you who can't or would prefer not to use the site messaging service, you can also reach me here.