You probably think I'm a freak or a perv. In the words of Christian (from Moulin Rouge) "It's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little
strange at first but--but I think if you're open then--then you might enjoy it."
What I'm trying to say is: If you find it necessary to flame me, then flame me, but before you do think about what I wrote and whether you can tell me, honestly, that it didn't at least make you smile. :-)