Futago no Seishihide bio
Author has written 26 stories for Ayashi no Ceres, Fruits Basket, Yu-Gi-Oh, Final Fantasy VIII, Harry Potter, Star Ocean, Greek Mythology, Naruto, Alphas, and Super Smash Brothers. 04-12-2020 Apparently, it takes a pandemic for me to want to write again. I have almost next to no motivation to finish my many incomplete stories and instead want to write new nonsense. This is my biggest problem. I also feel the need to Mari Kondo my profile cause I want to SpaRk jOy in my life during this awful time, but I'm too lazy to actually clean my home. Story Updates 08-21-2016: "Brokering Disaster" Chapter 2 - Super Smash Brothers: Brawl - IkeMarth About Me I am legitimately and egregiously bad at updating, and tend to write in brief spells every few years or so. I used to write dark and twisty things, but now I tend to write fluff and bad humor. Majority of the ships sailed on this account are same-sex. I write more unabashed smut than anything else, to be honest. yumemi.ga.oka - smut account hachimitsu.umeshu - joint account with LilPurplFlwr/SSBB.Swords Disclaimer: I own nothing and all fanfictions are for entertainment only. |
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Speculative Impromptu by SSBB.Swords reviews
A collection of speculative fiction drabbles so AU, it hurts. [Ch. 14 AU: A/B/O] Alpha meets Omega. Clearly they were meant to be. -Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Ike, Marth] Roy
Ambient by SSBB.Swords reviews
Reality is never quite like the stories told. [Modern AU] –Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Cycles by SSBB.Swords reviews
Sure, he looked calm and unaffected, but beneath all that composure and sophistication, he was just another person secretly in love with some guy walking a dog. [One-shot, Modern AU] -Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
Less Than Five Percent by SSBB.Swords reviews
How likely is it that one finds his significant other without any help? An ordinary depiction of an extraordinary phenomenon. [One-shot, Modern AU] –Yaoi, Slash: Ike/Marth-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secret Garden by Micayasha reviews
A series of drabbles focusing on Hikaru and Kaoru: their love, their friendship, and their hardships. [Contains Hitachiincest]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Broken Touch by Mariagoner reviews
In the end, his thoughts always seem to go back to Hinata. But that's really not his fault. Neji X Hinata, NejiHina. Potentially disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Two by Tsuki Kami Kira reviews
Hyugacest. OneShot. It's not the Hyuuga's fault they possess such good eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Whatever Happens Here, Stays Here by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Las Vegas: a city of booze, money, and sin. In the midst of glitz, glamor, and extravagance, lies the lives of not so normal people, filled with love, lust, and deception. After all, anything's possible in Vegas. [Modern, Vegas AU] -Yaoi, slash: Seto/Yami, Bakura/Malik, Jou/Otogi, multiple pairings-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,340 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004 - [S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi] [Yami Bakura, Marik I.]
Time Changes Everything by VioletAngel reviews
This was a weird experiment in parallelism. Ears are lost, but the content is suitable for people over the age of 13, I'd say.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2005
Scripture by Ouvalyrin reviews
Don’t touch, don’t hurt, don’t break. The only thing you can do is look—but it would be so easy to just… Seimei x Ritsuka incest
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2005
The Art of Seduction by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Red Herring by SupremeOverlordErin-chan reviews
Short, misleading ficlets. How dirty minded are YOU?
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
Whoring at Hogwarts by Michi the Killer reviews
Keeping this one up because it's funny. Abandoned for the time being, but I may resurrect it...someday...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Brokering Disaster reviews
Ike had the opportunity of a lifetime: training on the floor of an eminent broker-dealer on Wall Street and months away from passing his certification. Everything was great—up until he made the Biggest Mistake of His Life and got fired personally by the alarmingly handsome head of Lowell Investments. AU, yaoi, IkeMarth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Ike, Marth
Marth's Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
Marth has never been fond of Christmas much. Ike, on the other hand, adores the holiday almost to a fault. Based loosely on the folk song "The Twelve Days of Christmas." AU, yaoi, IkeMarth, gratuitous fluff, potentially bizarre ideas. Rating varies by chapter.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Ike, Marth - Complete
Almost Human reviews
Marth has a secret: a dark, horrible, soul-deterioratingly awful secret that he can only share with a single person in the entire world. On dealing with obsession, loss, and questionable coping. AU, yaoi, IkeMarth, one-shot, darkfic.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Ike, Marth - Complete
Court of the Magically Disappearing Pants reviews
Ike likes his job as the court jester and enjoys the company of almost everyone in King Link's court—everyone but one sexy (but dangerous) court wizard with very... unconventional flirting methods, that is. AU, yaoi, IkeMarth, fantasy, one-shot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Ike, Marth - Complete
A Matter of Destiny reviews
Warm-hearted idealist that he was, Ike liked to think that some of the meetings in his life were a matter of destiny. His meeting and adopting his canine best friend, Lacey, was one of those instances. Meeting the older student with the intensely striking eyes? Maybe that was fated, too. AU, yaoi, IkeMarth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Ike, Marth
Prototype 547B reviews
Marth is Prototype 547B, the newest in ever-emerging emotional technology. He is no longer simply artificial intelligence—he is artificial humanity. But despite all his supposed technological triumphs, he is cripplingly lonely. AU, sci-fi, yaoi, IkeMarth. Exploring the ramifications of artificial intelligence.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Ike, Marth
Out to Sea reviews
Ike isn't sure what possesses him to walk towards the water, but he does. And that's when he sees him, beautiful and carefree, and he knows that this is exactly what he's looking for; exactly what he needs. AU, fantasy, one-shot, yaoi, IkeMarth. Wherein Marth is a siren and Ike his hapless victim.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Ike, Marth - Complete
Just for a Moment reviews
Really, all that Nina wants to do is forget, even if just for a moment. Tommy/Nina
Alphas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Nina T. - Complete
Perfectly Normal reviews
Neji wishes everything were perfectly normal, but he knows that it's all so terribly wrong. Drabble, incest, Neji x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Thrust reviews
A young Achilles and Patroclus engage in some friendly sword sparring-all for practice, of course. Slash, Achilles x Patroclus.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Complete
Wishing Charm reviews
"Hidden under a board in her closet lies a wishing charm of eight hundred and ninety-four flowers. Most are withered and the woven loops are breaking apart, but she is so close—so close to one thousand, and then maybe, just maybe, her wish will come true." Exploring the relationship between Nel and Clair due to their separation during the course of the game. Yuri, Nel x Clair.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Clair L., Nel Z. - Complete
Tainted reviews
Bakura's life seems pleasant enough: he's a 23 year old medical student, has a job he likes, and comes from a loving family. But underneath it all, things are just a bit darker, just a bit tainted. [YAOI Bakura x Malik, Bakura x Ryou]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Marik I., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Memory Album reviews
A collection of the various experiences of YGO characters in the form of short ficlets. Yaoi, many pairings, various ratings, and a multitude of genres.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006
Sullied reviews
Ryou is a young prostitute with an abject past and present, and Jou is the young man that becomes enamored with this beautiful boy so reminiscent of a porcelain doll. [Yaoi, Jou x Ryou]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., R. Bakura
Wizard Red reviews
Sometimes, Ginny dreams. But is she really dreaming at all? And maybe the dreamworld bleeds into reality. Weasleycest, character death, Ginny x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
Should Have reviews
Autumn reminds Xu of Quistis, and she thinks of the things she should have done. A collection of moments that chronicle the relationship between the two girls. Pregame, yuri, Xu x Quistis
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Xu, Quistis T. - Complete
Something Wrong reviews
Of the insecurities and awkwardness of growing up, and that feeling that maybe there's just something wrong with you. Puberty was never beautiful or easy. Fourteen year old Fujin and reminiscence. Pregame.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Fujin - Complete
Flowers for the Deceased reviews
The gravestone did not carry an embellished epitaph. Squall visits Seifer's grave. Squall's POV, postgame.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
Hollow reviews
He has a lover comprised of rickety promises and hollow meanings. Yuki reflects on his tumultuous relationship with his brother. Yaoi, incest, Ayame x Yuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Ayame S., Yuki S. - Complete
Nothing reviews
Yugi dreams: of raw desires, festering hatred, and names long forgotten. Yaoi, Bakura x Yami
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Mirror Boy reviews
Ryou has always wondered what it would be like if there were two of him, and in Bakura, he found his mirror boy. Yaoi, Bakura x Ryou
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Calculated Moves reviews
Seto challenges Yami to a game of chess, and much to the latter's dismay, he seems to be losing rather poorly. But Yami manages to find a rather... interesting way in which to win. Yami mischievousness and Seto sexual frustration.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2005 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Taut reviews
Highschool: a place of education and improvement. But beneath it all, it's a time of rampant desires and foolish mistakesand there's so much tension, Yami scarcely knows what to make of it. [YAOI Seto x Yami x Bakura]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Stolen reviews
When Ryou thinks back on that summer, he thinks of stolen time and broken memories. On dealing with death, despair, and desperation. [YAOI Bakura x Malik, Bakura x Ryou]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Are We Alone Yet? reviews
*Ch. 5 FINALLY up* Two members of the Jyuunishi try to sate their hormonally charged libidos, but things -and people- always seem to get in their way. Will they ever be able to get some time together alone, without any disruptions? Kyou x Yuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002
Consolation Prize reviews
What does it feel like, to finally learn that you were nothing more than second place, a mere consolation prize? Yaoi Touya x Yuuhi
Ayashi no Ceres - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Complete
