Writers: Fiona and Sarah

Fiona:

Hi! I'm Fiona... I write (mainly) Invader Zim fanfics. Yeah, juvenile, I know, but whatever. My favorite pairings are Dib and Tak (Invader Zim), Nico and Thalia (Percy Jackson and the Olympians), and Molly and Sherlock (Sherlock). I HATE ZaDr and AlvinxSimon... I mean, Zim and Dib hate each other (and are NOT GAY), and Alvin and Simon are flipping BROTHERS. Yeah. So, Sarah thinks I'm a better writer than her. Not true. Sarah pwns life. Bye-bye, now! :)
I am not responsible for any results of reading my fanfics which may include...

Sudden decrease in heart rate
Emotional trauma
Swelling of the head
Sudden urge to take over the world
Sudden urge to buy rubber pants
Sudden urge to buy GIR merchandise from Hot Topic
Considering wearing a trench coat for the rest of your life

Sarah:

Hi! I'm Sarah! I write Invader Zim (or I try to), Percy Jackson, Sherlock (BBC), Dr. Who, The X-Files, and I think that's it. (I can't write Alvin and the Chipmunks, 'cuz it turns out stupid :( ) My favorite pairings are Dib and Tak, Mulder and Scully, Sherlock and Molly, John and Sarah (Sherlock), Nico and Thalia, and I LOVE YOU. I also hate ZaDr. At the moment I only post Sherlock Fanfics cause I'm afraid to post anything else due to my inability to keep everyone in character... Oh, and Fiona is a better writer than me no matter how much she protests XD

Our alter egos...

Fiona- Party Poison, Watson, Red, Tak, Daughter of Apollo, Phillip, and Skye Phantom
Sarah- Fun Ghoul, Sherlock, Purple, Gaz, Daughter of Ares, George, and Klash Bandit.

Invader Zim Questionnaire: 20 Q's
1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
Party Poison: The Mall. At night. So I could battle the security guards. Either that or the Massive.
Fun Ghoul: In that underground place in New York. It kind of blows my socks off…
2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?
Party Poison: THE DIB! HE IS MINE!
Fun Ghoul: Aww… I was gonna choose Dib. I CALL SECONDS!
3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?
Party Poison: Dwicky, of course!
Fun Ghoul: Either Gaz or Dwicky. I love them both very much…
4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?
Party Poison: Hm… Scoodge, Gretchen, Sizz-Lor, Moofy, and Keef are all retarded. Sometimes Gaz makes me mad, but I don’t hate her.
Fun Ghoul: All of the above (except Gaz cause she’s amaaazing)
5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?
Party Poison: Tie between Mortose der Sulstealer, Halloween Spactacular of Spooky Doom, and The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot.
Fun Ghoul: Umm… umm… I DON’T KNOW! Don’t make me choose! *hides under desk*
6. Your Favorite IZ Character?
Party Poison: Tie between Gir and Dib.
Fun Ghoul: Oh dear… Imma have to go with Dib or Gaz.
7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?
Party Poison: You kidding? Red! LASERS!!!
Fun Ghoul: PURPLE (Though Red is still quite amazing).
8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?
Party Poison: *glomps* WASSUP BUDDY?!?
Fun Ghoul: *looks at him for about 2 seconds then points up at the sky* LOOK! ALIENS!!! *Runs*
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Party Poison: Depends. My Chemical Romance? Dib. A Day to Remember? Gaz. Linkin Park? Zim. Justin Bieber? Gir can take his piggy.
Fun Ghoul: Well, that depends on the concert. An epic rock or screamo band: I’d totally choose Gaz. Pop or rap (I almost typed rop or pap): I’d pass and give the tickets to Tak. Some band that was popular in the 70's, 80's, or 90's: I’d take either Dib or Zim (I wonder if they would mind...).
10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Party Poison: Gaz, Tak, Zim, and Dib. And we all end up dead, because Zim kills Dib, I kill Zim, Gaz kills Tak, and a tree randomly falls on Gaz.
Fun Ghoul: O.o ^ Gaz, Dib, Tak, Zim, and Gir. I don’t really have a story plot… maybe I’ll think of one and turn it into the adventure of a lifetime!
11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Party Poison: “Whoa, man, I hardly know you… And aren’t you, like, 100 years old? PEDO!!!”
Fun Ghoul: *At a loss for words* “That all depends on… well… you know… err… umm…” *turns around and walks away slowly*
12. Favorite IZ Pairing?
Party Poison: DaTr, and occasional ZaGr.
Fun Ghoul: I agree, DaTr. I don’t like ZaGr much though…
13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)
Party Poison: One word. Doughnuts.
Fun Ghoul: I got nothing.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Party Poison: Watching Mysterious Mysteries with Dib, then sneaking out and breaking into Zim’s house!
Fun Ghoul: I am with Party Poison all the way! That sounds extremely fun :D
15. Favorite IZ Quote?
Party Poison: “I want my slaw!” “You have your slaw!” “I want my slaw!” AND “Worse… Or BETTER?” AND “HEY! THAT KID’S THROWING PUNCH!”
Fun Ghoul: Zim: “You can’t keep your eyes closed forever! You have to breathe sometimes!” |||| The Letter M: “What’s wrong with you! All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!” Dib: “He was using the belt sander…”
16. Favorite Zim Moment?
Party Poison: “Go and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!” Although, my sister would argue that “Tuna is worth nothing!” is, hands-down, the best Invader Zim moment ever.
Fun Ghoul: Zim: “Come, Gir! Let us rein some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies!” Gir: “I’m gonna sing the doom song now!”
17. Favorite Dib Moment?
Party Poison: Too many to count. One of them is “You can hide, but you can’t… HIDE!!!” Another is “Gaz! Taste me! I’m delicious!”
Fun Ghoul: I’m gonna have to go with, “You can hide, but you can’t…HIDE!!” Fanks Fiona…
18. Favorite Tallest Moment?
Party Poison: “HEY! HE’S MAKIN’ DOUGHNUTS!”
Fun Ghoul: Red: “You’re saying the humans are dumb yet… tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE! How can anything tall be dumb?” Purple: *Mouth full* “Yeah, *munch, munch, munch* Can you imagine *munch, munch, munch*
19. Favorite GIR Moment?
Party Poison: *runs at Dib* “DOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOO!” –When my sisters and I watched that for the first time, we watched it a hundred times over and over again and laughed every time.
Fun Ghoul: “Hi, floor! Make me a sammich! (Is that even how you spell that?)
20. Favorite Random Moment?
Party Poison: “I don’t get it! Why does he want to take over the Earth so BADLY?! What does he have to gain? Or to LOOOOOSE?!”
Fun Ghoul: Zim: “GIR! Why was there bacon in the soap?” Gir: “I made it myself!”

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