Hey, what's up person reading my profile? So, Let's give you a good idea of what I look like...I'm sort of like a girl version of Carlos from Big Time Rush, you know? I'm tan, I have black hair and my eyes are brown but they look black from afar and I'm five feet and two inches tall...Okay, so I'm a Catholic...I love God. I love him. LOVE him.

I have like, three life goals...One, to meet Big Time Rush...I just love them so much! And did you hear about the girl in London they pulled up the stage? They sang to her and kissed her on the cheek! She's SO fucking lucky! Two, to be famous and three, to sing with Big Time Rush...The third one will probably never happen...

There is only one person in this world that keeps me going and that's Shane Dawson. It's weird, right? Whenever I feel like crap, I just watch any of his videos and my crappy feeling is just gone like BAM! Plus, he's always saying things like "I love you guys" and he's always blowing kisses to the camera and that makes me feel loved, you know? It's like...It's like he's really talking to you...I will love that guy forever...Forever, ever, ever...

Okay, so I'm a girl but for some reason, I like a lot of guy stuff...Like Grand Theft Auto, wrestling, video games, basketball...That kind of stuff...I'm not into make up or shopping and crap...I hate make up...I HATE IT. It feels so icky and BLECH on your face...

When I grow up, I'm gonna be an actress...And possibly a singer...Other people say I can't do it but as Shane Dawson said, "When you're trying to think about what you wanna be when you grow up, or what kind of job you want or what your dream career is, don't listen to your friends or your family, don't listen to anyone around you because the only person that can really make the decision is you..." so I'll follow his advice and just reach my dream, you know? It's almost impossible for someone as loser-like as ME to become famous but I'm still gonna TRY and I won't STOP trying until I get there. I'm driven. Like James.

I love Big Time Rush! I love them to bits! I'm only gonna be writing fics for the Big Time Rush fandom, okay? Okay. So, Carlos is my favorite because he's been through a LOT, you know? He lost the Making Menudo thing but he still kept trying! I was totally inspired...PLUS, his singing is just...I can't even describe it! Okay, INDESCRIBABLE. There. Plus! He's so cute! I love how he has to stand on his tiptoes to wrap his arm around the other boys in that picture in 'Big Time Photoshoot' He's so short! But he's taller than me...My second favorite is Kendall...Laid-back Kendall...For some reason, he reminds me of Fred from YouTube...Anyway, Kendall is really goofy in real life...Have you SEEN his version of that double rainbow video? It was freakin' hilarious! My third favorite is James...You know, that hot guy with Shane Dawson-like hair? Yeah, him. My fourth favorite is Logan...I like Logan, I do but I don't get why people LOVE him, you know? So there.

My favorite BTR pairing is Kenlos. As you can see from my pen name...I just LOVE them together! They're so cute! And it totally makes sense! You see my avatar up there? EXPLAIN WHAT THEY'RE DOING. They should stop being all sweet in front of the camera and announce that they’re a couple already. I only like Kenlos. ONLY. KENLOS. It's my one true pairing! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, WRITE KENLOS RIGHT NOW. There's not enough Kenlos around here and that fact just DRIVES ME INSANE. Most slash around here is Kogan and I don't really like Kogan...But I like Jagan...It's cute too...I mean, Big Time Sneakers couldn't have made it more obvious! My favorite bromance, however, is Jarlos. BROMANCE. NOT. ROMANCE. Kapeesh? Is that how you spell that? Kapeesh? Kapiche? I don't know...I'm too lazy to Google it...

Mkayy, what else am I addicted to? Uh...OH! I LOVE WWE! My favorite wrestler right now is probably Alex Riley...He hasn't really fought anyone yet but when he stood up to The Miz, he was TOTALLY STICKING IT TO THAT BITCH! Okay, if you're reading this and you're a wrestling fan, don't you think The Miz is cute? Haha, you think I'm a freak now, right? BUT SERIOUSLY! I think he's cute! Especially in that promo for his and John Cena's 'I Quit' match! He had like, a close up to the camera and I was like, 'Aww!' LOL. That was weird...I also like John Cena...I mean, WHO DOESN'T like John Cena?! One of the many wrestlers I totally HATE is R-Truth! He's such a BITCH! He's just jealous that John Cena gets all the fans! Did you see that episode of WWE RAW where R-Truth splashes water on one of the fans wearing a John Cena shirt?? SHIT, RIGHT?? SOO, if you're a wrestling fan, PM ME RIGHT NOW and let's chat about WWE! The only person I can blab with about wrestling to is my brother...

Okay, I love a lot of authors...I love Miss Fenway and I also love One Man Writing Games and I also love Mochi No Yume...I love their work! As far as I know, I don't really have that much friends on here...Only like, three? Two? Something like that...But if YOU, yes you, wanna be my friend then, PM me because I'm almost ALWAYS on the laptop...

As for what I'm gonna write, I'll be writing mostly Kenlos...Mostly Jagan...And friendship fics...Shit like that...

Uh...Yeah, I guess that's it!

THANKS FOR READING MY PROFILE!