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 Hi! Seriously, just give him the stupid cereal. Name: ...stalker... call me Eliza Gender: Female Age: Freshmen Fandoms: Harry Potter (been obsesses since third grade XD) Avatar the Last Airbender, Power Puff Girls (it's like Crack ok?) Twilight (Usually NOT cannon stories) Phantom of the Opera (I recomend going to Deviant art and typing in "Girls Next Door comics) Labyrinth (The movie) and Phineas and Ferb Original works: I'm trying o get published in Stone Soup Magazine! And I am currently working on three looooooong original stories. Clubs: S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. Superior Artistic Network of Dedicated Writers Interested in Creating Happyness Yeah, I go to one of those "smart people" schools. We're all a bunch of freaks XD. Hair: Longish, straightish, and red (naturally dark brown, but I like red) Eyes: Green/grayish Height: 5 foot four and a HALF (my mom is five foot four and a quarter) Location:... Adress: WHAT? Friends: SeamusIsAfterMeLuckyCharms, Istabbedmyteacherwithaspork...and Jill whos ff name I doubt even she remembers Ok, true story. So I was making breakfast, and I set my ipod down on the counter, and when I sit down to eat, its gone. I look everywhere icould have set it or m oved it, and its just vanished. so I go to put the plug to the food cooker thingy, and its in the droor on the other side o the kitchen. This has happened before, with other such things such as my glasses. I am convinced that the gremlins either love me or hate my guts. Bout me...uh...I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Eragon. I love music, have a variety of tastes. I am insane...so are m friends. I am clumsy, very clumsy...(yesterday I made a great first impression on my sciene teacher by falling into a crate...and my friends were all "Holy crap on a cracker I think you broke it!" not "are you ok?"...humph) A few weeks after the above incident, my friend, Jill, pulled the chair out from under me, I almost got hit with a bottle rocket, and a can of soda exploded. All within one 75 minute period. Quotes by my friends and family! -I must have missed that page in the Bible that said :Do evil, and your nose falls off... - Uncle *walking around Albertsons* I gues I just los my husband I don't know where he went...so what, I'm still a rock star -Life's to short for fake mayo and no salt! -Go straight to the mustard! -And yes, I'd like my son in law to have a nose... Dad: *in the kitchen at six am making oatmeal * I am oat meal man! * dances * SeamusIsAfterMeLuckyCharms who shall now me known as Kitty: SNAPE STOLE MY BIKINI! Kitty (Later that day): SNAPE BIT ME (and she has the scar to prove it) Me: WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!? Me and the other teachers kid: *burrying Kitty in leaves* Me and Kitty: I WANT TO GO TO PIGFARTS! Me: * runs into gas station window, falls over, and manages not to spill gigantim mountain dew using awesome ninja skills * When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonaid-yah I don't get it either When life gives you lemons, make mango juice, the sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it! When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate! (thanks to who ever sent this to me!!...I erased the message before I remembered to get the name :P) When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!! When life gives you lemons build a lemonade stand, and use the profits to by a machine gun. Lets see if life will make the same mistake again! When life gives you lemons, you really have to step back and wonder what the heck is going on. When life gives you lemons, throw them at mean people. When life gives you lemons, squirt juice in life's eye. When life gives you lemons, complain about it on face book. When life gives you lemons, choke on them and die you stupid lemon eater! When life gives you lemons...SMILE, return the lemons, and ask for the oranges you requested in the first place. When life gives you lemons, throw life out the window and run away. When life gives you lemons, find the kid with the paper cut. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if you don't have sugar or water, your lemonades going to suck. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate. (Thank you WiseWolfSpirit!) Quizzes and stuff 1. grab the nearest book and trun to page 81 and find line 4: "...Tallmadge Senior may have happily boycotted Anglophile tradesmen.." 2. Streach your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch? A stapler 3. what was the last thing you watched on TV? Fanboy and Chum Chum. Not of my free will. 4.Without looking, guess what time it is 11:45 Am. 5. Now look at the clock. what is the actually time: 12:35 pm. Sooooo close 6) with the exception of the computer what can you hear? music and a fan 7. When did you last step outside. what were you doing? Is it bad that I can't remember? 8. Before you stared this survey, what did you look at? someones profile 9. what are you wearing? Old pajama bottoms that are purple with puppies and hearts, and a hoodie from the desert. 10. Did you dream last night? I was a water bender ( Like Avatar the last airbender) And I went to school wearing a yellowshirt,. jean shorts that are covered in pain and were once jeans, and knee lenght socks. 11. When did you last laugh? A few seconds ago when I was talking to myself. 12. what is on the walls of the room your in? um.. A dino poster, a poster of a bobcat kitten, an I love Lucy Calender that I wrote on, a sorting Hat puppet, an itty bitty dream catcher, a mask from Russia, a picture of me and my brother when we were itty bitty, a sparkly penguin, and a picture my brother drew that is of a kid shooting a grown up with a tank. 3. Seen anything weird lately? where to begin... 14. What do you think of this quiz? It entertains me 15. what was the last film you saw? The Kings Speach. It was amazing, and only rated r because of one scene where they use cussing as an excercise. It fuffilled all my dreams of seeing Mr. Darcy curse like a sailor. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night what would you buy? Anything I wanted. 17. Tell me something about yourself I don't know: I am left handed. 18. If you could change one things about the world regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I have no clue, that is way top much pressure. 19. George Bush: Sounds like Bush. 20. Imagine your first child is a girl what would you call her? Julliette or Viola. 21. Imagine your first child was a boy what would you call him James or Neville. 22. Would you ever consider living aboard Yes. 1. The most pointless death in the series? Fred. WHY HIM? He never did anything... 2. Character you'd like to pound? Gilderoy Lockheart 3. Character you'd like to marry? Remus or Neville 3. Character you'd like to pound for getting married to who he or she did marry? Percy. Who the Rowling is Audrey?! 4. Fave character to be written in fanfictions? Marauders. Dont make me pick 5. Fave adult? Snape 6. Fave Ravenclaw? Loony Lovegood. 7. What about Hufflepuff? Susan Bones 8. Slytherin? Regulus 9. The unanswerable question..fave Gryffindor? Neville. 10. Which death made you cry? Um...I'm nost sure I even have tear ducts but It was closest with Snape 11. Patil twins, Weasley twins, or Creevey bros? WEASLEY TWINS BY A LIGHT YEAR. 12. Least fave adult? Gilderoy Lockheart 13. Least fave Ravenclaw? Marrietta Edgecomb 14. Least fave Hufflepuff? Zackaria Smith 15. Least fave Slytherin? Rita Skeeter 16. Least fave Gryffindor? (Another unanswerable question, of course!) LAVENDER BROWN. 17. Fave ship? Lily/Snape 18. Second fave ship? Remus/Tonks 19. Least fave ship? Snarry *shivers* 20. Have you ever wanted to POUND J.K Rowling? If so, when? One word: Snape 21. Absolute best quote of the Harry Potter Universe? "It was as if Snape had started handing out sweets." -Philosopher's Stone "...but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo..." -Deathly Hallows 22. Favorite Death Eater? BELLATRIX LESTRANGE. 23. Least favorite Death Eater? (Both 22 and 23 include Voldie!) Peter Petigrew 24. Did you notice number 3 was twice? ...Wut? 25. What is your all time favorite Harry Potter book? Order of the Phoenix. Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy General Are you obsessed with Harry Potter YES Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Fo' Shizzle! Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Quite a few. What’s Hermione’s? Jean What’s Ron’s? Bilius What’s Harry’s? James What’s Ginny’s? Molly Have You Seen All The Movies? All the ones currently out (1-7) but I have the DH trailer memorised Read All The Books? Yep. What Do You Think Of JKR? One of the best authors ever. Favorites Weasley? Fred Character, Overall? Bellatrix Female character Tonks Male Charcter? Sirius Black Group Of Characters? The Marauders Adult? Molly (NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU *) Professor? Remus Lupin Ship? Remus/Tonks Spell? Alohamora (dead useful) Sweet? Chocolate Frogs (I love chocolate!) Place? Hogwarts Weasley Twin? Fred Product? Peruvian Darkness Powder Shop? WWW Least Favorites Weasley? I'd guess Percy Character, Overall? Lockheart Female? Umbridge male? Peter Petigrew Adult? Lockheart Student? Cho Chang Spell? the one for leginimancy Book? Probably GoF Ship? Ron/Hermione Sweet? Sugar quills Death Eater? Peter Petigrew Shop? I dunno Place? Madam Pudifuts Professor? Lockhart Couples? What Do You Think? Ron/Hermione? Not a big fan, while I don't ship it I think Harry and Hermione had more chemistry. Harry/Hermione? See the above. Harry/Ginny? She kind of turned into a little bit of a Mary Sue towards the end, but I don't have a particular problem with it. Harry/Luna? It would be...different Harry/Pansy? I think my bain just melted, excuse me while I mop up the mush. Ron/Lavander? Better than Ron/Hermione Ron/Luna? I like Luna best with Dean Ron/Pansy? Again, brain puddle Ron/Fleur? Isn't she like, married to his brother or something? Hermione/Krum? So my question is, why was the seventeen year old interested in the fourteen year old? I'm pretty sure thats illegal... Hermione/Draco I like what it represents, however, they'd probably end up killing eachother. Hermione/FredORGeorge? Hermione/George. Mostly because If I'm going to ship non-cannon, I'm not pairing the main character with someone who dies. James/Lily? I'm not a big fan of James, he's kind of a bully, but I do like this ship! Lily/Snape Yep. I know its sad, but come on? Does anyone else feel like she should have forgiven him for being angry and embarassed and letting somehing slip? Lily/Sirius? Are you serious? Lily/Lupin? So, Remus wouldn't do that to James, but yeah, they'd be cute togehter. Tonks/Lupin? Love them to bits. They're probably the cutest couple in the books. Draco/Pansy? Eh... Fred/Angelina? She marries George and has two kids. Bill/Fleur? Definatly Harry/Cho? Not really This Or That? Harry or Ron? Harry Hermione or Ginny? Hermione Neville or Seamus? Neville Snape or Slughorn? Snape Fred or George? Fred Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? Three Broomsticks James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Lily/Snape Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? MALFOY MANOR CHILLIN WITH DRACO! Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Fizzing Whizbees Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Can it be Barty Crouch Jr? Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Random Have you Been to A Release Party? Book Seven :) Had A Dream About Harry Potter? Many! Been To A Fansite? Nooooo never! -_- Been to JKR’s Site? Yep Ever Roleplayed? DOES ME AND MY FRIENDS RUNNING AROUND IN CAPES SAYING "WHAT THER DEVIL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" COUNT? (AVPM) If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? Bellatrix Did you use to have an absurd theory? MAAAAAAYBE :) What was it? Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? NOPE Dd it/ Does it work? HOW COULD IT WORK IF I DIDNT HIDE IT? Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? Yep, for no reason at all Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? Unfortunatly Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials? Yep :) Did you just try to prove that wrong? No Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? Yeah Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like? Yeah, it's kind of creepy Do you know what fanfiction is? looks at computer strangely* Nope. No Idea Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? hmmmm let me think about that... Are you a member of a fanfiction site? let me think about that as I answer this on my fanfiction.net profile What site? fanfiction.net Do you write fanfiction? yep Do you like to write fanfiction? heck yeah! Ever had Harry Potter Candy? yup (dont ever try vomit flavor bertie botts, chocolae frogs r nummy tho) Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? i own one copy of books 1-6 two DH, every movie (two copies of #1) and ultimate edition years one and two, which includes copies of the movie with deleted scenes. I have the sorting hat, the locket, and a time turner. I also have a white cockatiel named Hedwig. Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? I wish Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? I wish I did, but my friend (SeamusIsAfterMYLuckyCharms) has a Slytherin shirt and it is wicked! What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? Hermione mostly Do You Agree With This? neh What Are They? Huh? Do you object to being Called By them? No. Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? all of them except one has/have (stoopid grammar) read the books and love 'em Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? yes...many What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) PRUNES! Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? most things actualy Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? heck yeah! Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? soooo much! Have you re-read the books? many times Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? sorta, we didnt plan on it, it kinda just happend. (SNAPE STOLL MY BIKINI!-Seamusfinnaginisaftermeluckycharms) Have You Had An RP Party? huh? Do You Want To? Not really. Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? I've seen A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel Have You Ever Wrote One? I tried...it didnt work Do You Want To? no, I'll leave it to the professionals Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? no If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it yep...actualy I'd force my friends to, but same difference Are You Going To Write One? No. IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? not really Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? no My House at Hogwarts. SLYTHERIN!!! Random Things Other People Thought Of If when you listen to music on your Ipod, and you have the volume on low the music is still so loud that your parents tell you to turn it down, copy and paste. If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile. ( like I said...or is it wrote...my friends think I'm crazy) If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile. ( Stich!) If you really like to quote things, copy this onto your profile. If you sometimes find yourself narrating your life as if you were writing a story, copy and paste this in your profile. If you talk back to the TV (often quite loudly), copy this into your profile. If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile. If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Actually, I have lost. My mother then posed this question to me, “If you lost, then who won?” If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If your parents/siblings/friends often get annoyed with you because you take more than an hour searching through books at the bookstore, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile. If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile. Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this onto your profile. If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile. If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile. If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you wished you could either own or star in primeval copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. This so true. 92 of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background. 90 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!" I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. I don't want to rain on your parade, I just want to blow up all the floats! I ran with scissors, and lived! 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Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile. Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.(a very merry unbirthday to you! To me? To you!) If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you suck at video games copy this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!) I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down. Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door. If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Man that was fun!" Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! Constipated people don't give a crap. Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers. Silence is golden, ducktape is silver. Ducktape is like StarWars. There's a light side and a dark side. If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile(PROUD TO HAVE READ THE WHOLE HARRY POTTER SERIES ALMOST FORTY TIMES.) If you are a true Slytherin and proud, copy and paste this to your profile. If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, The Misadventures of Miyako, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, Livelifetothefullest4e, GivetheRabbitthefreakintrix The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste onto profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. PLUTO IS SO A PLANET. If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. (THIS IS ME.) If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. (All the time.) If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. ( scared my English teacher...a lot ( I dint get in trouble though, it pays to know your teachers since you fer five (teachers kid))) If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, Welcome To My Mad World, Livelifetothefullest4e, Givetherabbitthefreakintrix If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Yup.) If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Uh-huh.) If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! (I run into things a lot.) If You have ever run into a window copy and paste this on your profile (That really hurt) If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time.) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. (I laugh too much.) If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's fine to talk to yourself. But if you argue with yourself and lose, then there's a problem...) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile. If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (I am feared by many.) If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. (I'm 13 and still waiting.) If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (GIVE TEH RABBIT TEH TRIX NAO.) Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (I dont just want to i do...I am a very violent person...FEAR MY PENNY WHISTLE!!!) If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I've zoned out for a whole hour once. Horray to be a fail individual.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you like copying things into your profile,copy this into your profile. If you've every ranted because the movie was different then the book or the cut the ending copy this to your profile. (Complete opinion on the Percy Jackson movie: DO IT OVER. IT WAS HORRIBLE.) If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (-hem hem-; Umbridge, Binns, Pansy Parkinson, Tom Riddle Sr., and pretty much every Death Eater except for the Lestrange's, Snape, and the Malfoy's...And Selwyn. He's cool.) If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (Five is my average.) If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. Harry Potter Survey This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity... Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. -Andrew Futral Favorite Book Quotes Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." "Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. Percy had what were possibly the least helpful words of comfort. Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion. Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion. "Professor Dumbledore - yesterday, when I was having my Divination exam, Professor Trelawney went very - very strange." "Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred. "Mad-Eye Moody?" said George thoughtfully, spreading marmalade on his toast. "Isn't he that nutter-" "I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?" Favorite Ships Harry/Hermione- They have waaaaaay more chemestry then Ron and Hermione (Hermione Potter sounds way better then Hermione Weasly) Hermione/Draco- I am an avid Dramione supporter. I don't know why but they just seem perfect together. Ron/Lavender- ...well he diserves somebody and Lavender is the only one who would put up with him. Severus/Lily- James is a no-good stuck up bully. Nuff said. Remus/Tonks- These two are really cute together and I wish we could have seen more of them! Dean/Luna- These two would have been awesome together! Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line ((HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)) EMOTICONS ON GMAIL CHAT heart eyes :{ =moustache smily : ( : ) =piggy }:- ) = Devil : (|) = Monkey V.v.V = crabby :-X = kiss /\ =bell : |] = robot ~@~ =poop Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Believe it or not, everything is because of The Great Potato Famine. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. I seriously believe that I'm stupid in my own special way. Or that I'm special in my own stupid way. Either one I forget! Never argue with an idiot they'll just take you down to your level and beat you by experience. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. :) "Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door," "Yes well, whoever said that is impossible has obviously never met me" It is not impossible, merely highly improbable If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile. If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into If you've ever run into a window, fallen over, and managed not to spill your soda, copy and paste this onto you profile! (it actualy hurt...) If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you have multiple books that you consider your #1 favorite book of all time because you physically cannot choose just one, copy and paste this into your profile. Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all! -Harry Potter Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head! - Harry Potter Yeah, we really ought to be trying to make friends with people like that. - Harry Potter Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then, it hits me. "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target." An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected. Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - When there's a will, I want to be in it. "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!" Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" "Stand up for what is right. Even if you're standing alone."-Unknown "Sometimes you need to runaway just to see who will come after you"-Unknown "Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional" - Greta Randolph "Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain"-Unknown Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A friend's love say: "If you need anything, I'll be there." True loves say: "You'll never need anything; I'll be there." If practice makes perfect and no one's perfect, why practice? I called your brother gay and he hit me with his purse! I'm nobody. Nobody's perfect; therefore, I'm perfect. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a fit. Got it. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water. You remind me of my husband execpt you're not buried in the backyard. Why is it that when you hear something you're not supposed to, it's 'overhearing', but when you miss something you should have seen, it's 'overlooking'? "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein "The truth is rarely pure and never simple."- Oscar Wilde "Some are born great; some achieve greatness; and others hire public relations officers." -unknown "The mind is like an umbrella; it functions best when open." - unknown "I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Mythbusters The Egyptians believed that cats were gods. The cats never forgot it. "Why do we say we know something like the back of our hands? Can you really tell me what the back of your hand looks like?" -I can't remember. "I'm not sure if that's funny or really scary." -Calvin and Hobbes Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late ) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." ( no comment . . .) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. That last section was actually written for people who are too stupid to figure that out on their own. Adam: Well, here's your problem Jamie: [over radio] This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over! Jamie: I always enjoy seeing Adam in pain Adam: We got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna and it's just another day here at Mythbusters Jamie: I think this thing could hurt you. I think we're about to find out whether it will hurt you. Adam: [covered in tomato juice] I think it's working! Jamie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet Jamie: [while pushing Adam into the quicksand] Drown, you bastard! [Adam gets upset with Jamie and walks away] Narrator: [after Adam hurts himself] Adam is more fragile than this rig. Adam: [while trying to calculate how many pingpong balls it takes to cancel out one pound] Oh no, oh crap. Jamie: What's the problem, you don't believe the math? Adam: If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating Adam: [Fake arrow on his head] Coming up, could a ninja snatch an arrow out of the air? Jamie: So what's in these things? Kari: I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm a really, really bad driver! Adam: [wearing a pilot's helmet] Pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier, do you read, over? Adam: [sticks on a Shock Watch sticker] This is the source of all my special powers! Adam: Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything! Jamie: Give it your best shot! Come on! Salvatore: Mmmmmm... Yummy! Salvatore: He's gonna die... but it's gonna look great. Adam: [holding a floatation barrel] The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them! Grant: [laughing] Bullseye! Kari: [the Shrammer rams into the Orca V] Oh, camera in the water! Scottie: Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable. Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is. Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. (silly draco, you're sexier!) Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Ron Weasley … is very afraid. (be afraid...) Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. ( and freakin' awesome) Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. (i'm sorry ginny, I'm dead:( Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. (classic jamies...) Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. (i'll kill you, or let molly) Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. (true that...) Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. I LOVE THIS!!!! from things I must not do at hogwarts... HARRY POTTER OATH! You say Twilight, (And you say twilight werewolves are cool, I say their impostors! They didn't get bitten on a full moon! They don't have the joy of Twilight's 'Werewolves'.) Proof human stupidity 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. ... I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. ... One day i'll meet god HE"LL SNEEZE and i wont know what to say. ... How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? ... I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. ... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. ... Smile. It confuses people. ... A day without sunshine is like...night. ... I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? ... Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. ... "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a spork." ... Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust? ... Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them. ... Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction. ... Poke me. I dare you. ... Bow. Chicka. Waa. Waa. ... You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder. ... One day your prince will come.Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. ... I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me? ... My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil. ... Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ... Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." ... Midnight, why do we call it the middle of the night, if techniquly it's early morning? ... ... Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ... She's the kind of best friend that, if my house was on fire, she'd be makeing smores and hitting on the firemen. (Stolen from DaughterofPoseidon33498) The Percy Jackson pledge: You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (With my Twilight-loving friends! lol) You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). Me: Don’t kill me Ares! NNOOOOO!! You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (Actually I say, "This place is colder than the heart of Kronos" lol) You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. (For a second I think it worked! lol) You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (actually Google Earth, but same difference...) Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I am not. :( ). You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (That has happened to me You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (YEP! ;{D IT'S BLUE TOO!) That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head CALISTA LEXINGTON AND THE OLYMPIANS Nico: http:///fs71/150/f/2010/095/2/9/Nico_diAngelo_by_Sitriga.jpg Calista: http:///4033/4257128858_a18ac14a99_m.jpg Barney's on Fire: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVO1ptFf7k (this is in chapter four) THE MANY SHADES OF BLACK Asphodelle:http:///img/2008/05/03/080503110135120582023767.jpg http:///hplucisandwich.jpg (a/n i realize these are Narcissa, but there twin sisters, so they are identicle.) http:///hpdracoleash.jpg Random stuff! http:///fs28/f/2008/133/e/6/e68024b002996206ec9ddf8001e72e81.jpg http:///images/photos/6100000/cd-ec-harry-potter-vs-twilight-6129732-800-700.jpg http:///images/photos/8400000/Twilight-VS-Harry-Potter-harry-potter-vs-twilight-8412238-500-500.jpg http:///3406/3615547022_fe1bcc9b3a.jpg My profile is 31 pages long :) :(:) piggy! |
