To all of the lovely people who read my stories I am very sorry to say this but I will be deleting ALL of my current stories. Don't you worry, I will post new ones, but there will be no more Sai/Hinata stories, EVER.

I'm a girl. I'm bi, and single.

Fave colors: Black, pink, turqouise, magenta, gold.

Underwear preference: Panties, boxers, and thongs. Lol, boxers are comfy.

Virgin? : Yeah

Pets?:5 cats, one sugarglider, 2 turtles

Team Edward or Jacob? : Niether, Twilight is retarded. Team Alexander Sterling all the way! Praise Vampire Kisses!

Manga? Yes please

Hentai? Yes please.

Yaoi/Yuri? : wtf kinda question is that? both!

So Russell Brand and Katy perry are dating. Which would you have? ... Is that a trick question? I'd have a threesome. XD

That's all you get, now go read my stories and review!

Quote Time!!

"I have a dick and it gets hard then that's good. I walk down the street and if I see a girl and my dick gets hard that's good and if I see a boy that's good too and same with seeing a chicken. If my dick gets hard and I want to fuck it then that's good. People like to attach labels to themselves, straight, gay, S&M, it's just so simple. It doesn't matter what you do whether its horrible or mainstream or boring, you know what turns you on. So why the big brouhaha?"

Jimmy Urine - Mindless Self Indulgence

"Homosexuality was invented by a straight world dealing with its own bisexuality."

Kate Millet

"I think I've always been bisexual. I mean, it's something that I've always been interested in. I think everybody kind of fantasizes about the same sex. I think people are born bisexual, and it's just that our parents and society kind of veer us off into this feeling of 'Oh, I can't'. They say it's taboo. It's ingrained in our heads that it's bad, when it's not bad at all. It's a very beautiful thing."

Billy Joe Armstrong

"The time has come, I think, when we must recognize bisexuality as a normal form of human behavior. . . we shall not really succeed in discarding the straitjacket of our cultural beliefs about sexual choice if we fail to come to terms with the well-documented, normal human capacity to love members of both sexes."

Margaret Mead

"I do not in the least underestimate bisexuality. . . I expect it to provide all further enlightenment."

Sigmund Freud

"I'm strictly heterosexual. But bisexuality does double your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Woody Allen

"Don't go straight, go gayly forward."

Elise Atmaca

"I'm often asked whether I'm heterosexual, bi-sexual or gay. I just say that I'm sexual - A sexual opportunist."

Anonoymys

"Okay, I'm straight. Completely straight, and I have a girlfriend, but that guy, Dahvie Vanity, I'm obssessed with him. I'm straight, so why do I think he is so sexy?"

My friend Jerry (I say he's not as straight as he thinks)