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Mark’s Profile

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Mark W. Meredith

I have had lost many women in my life because of my negativity. Every time they would ask me about my youth I would say, oh-h I remember my growing up!!! Every body would say that they were not my friend then when we were alone they would play with me, and say that they didn’t just say that right before me: I remember how one time I got yelled at because of a piece of soap! I remember one time I was yelled at because of a sunset!

I remember how one time I was yelled at because of lime Jell-O: I wanted to finally have an opportunity to tell a woman about my life in a positive perspective. This is my last chance to do this. In second grade, I loved Star Wars a New Hope so much that my father gave me a book.

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On the back: in small words it said, Anything Book. Inside it, all the pages were blank. My father said, if you like Star Wars so much: then write a book about Star Wars.

I had said, but: I don’t think that I could fill these pages with words. Words were so small: it would take around 19,500 tiny words to fill those 150 (one-hundred-and-fifty) pages.

My dad said, you don’t have to. Make a comic book! My dad wanted me to become a comic book writer-artist: like the ones that filled up the pages of comics Dad had read as a child: Tales from the Crypt, S. h. a. z. a. m., and Odd John. I spent every second of the day I could drawing a comic book in between the covers of that book during recess: during class until I filled up that book: and then another, and then another.

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My father hadn’t realized it at that point but when my dad had given me that empty book to me: he had made me a hard worker. In seventh grade: I decided to listen to my brother, and sister, tried harder at P. E., and became a god. I became a metaphorical super hero: a Man Without Fear, and ran along building ledges: jumping between alleys. I became a hero for my women for any young woman who wanted a hero to save her.

After I patrolled my beat across the city looking for crime: leaping across rooftops I’d come home to my apartment where my lady was waiting for me: and knew my true identity. My young woman would be on a mattress in the middle of the apartment’s hardwood floor because we had no earthly owning-s but our love: and my Ms. Lane would take off my invulnerable costume because my lady knew that beneath The Superman, and the nerdy suit was only the real Clark, and my true muscles. My young woman would touch my real muscles for the first time in my entire life, and touch the real Kent for it seems the first time, and we would make love.

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So I grew up to fill books with 19,000 (nineteen-thousand) words: one right after the other but nobody wants to read them until you came along to read this. I have too many stories for anybody to ever read. What about you:

I had once started out in newspapers in ‘83, and have worked that field around 17 years. I have worked for The Piedmont Press, The Evergreen, The Port Aransas Pass Fog-Horn, The Write Stuff, and The Wisconsin Catfish Great Lake Journal newspapers: starting out as one panel cartoonist: to political cartoon: to news-writing: to cartoonist editor- ing: to editorial. I have been published in Slam ‘Zine, The Siren, The Port Aransas Pier, Meow Magazine, Slush Pile Magazine, Cool Plums Electric Magazine, and Thee Muse Literary Magazine many times. I wrote the original version of The Heart Thief.

My youth novels Monster Book, and The 1 ‘Bedtime Story have been published. My novels Suicide Expressway, and now The Heart Thief have become international plays plus films, and cinematographers Nick Steward, and O’Neil slated The Heart Thief to be two film sequels. My young adult novel The Gow Row has become an international play, and movie as well!!!

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(Relation’) ‘Ships for the movie/play Rent who people like to play around with in fan fix:

Roger, and Mark C: personally I don’t like Mr. Cohen, and Roger having a (relation’.) ‘ship but gay people always are saying that historical duos in story are having a relationship from Rick Grayson (Robin), and Batman Bruce Wayne to Samwise, and Frodo (Really?) (Yes!!!!!!). I know that homosexuals out there are probably saying that Roger, and Mr. Cohen love each other secretly or that Roger, and Mr.

Cohen used to have a relationship on-and off or once before or that one loves another of them. I don’t think I will write a story about Roger, & Mr. Cohen having a relationship but it is possible I could. Never say no to the future is what I always say!!!

A writer who doesn’t believe magic could write a story about magic. Does not believing in magic keep you from not enjoying a story about magic???!?!?!!!! Does disbelief keep you from not appreciating how a story about the Middle Ages is structured plot wise?!?!!?!!!!!!! Should a writer keep himself from writing a story about the Middle Ages that she or he comes up with because she or he doesn’t believe in dragons??!??!?!!?!!?!!!!

Not necessarily! Part of writing is handling eventually a character that you don’t understand. An excellent writer will try to write about characters that he or she doesn’t understand, and try to look at things from their point of view, and try to understand why they look at things that way. Once a great writer once wrote The Incredible Hulk.

Every-once-in awhile, the Rampaging Hulk has a fight with the Thing Ben Grimm from the Fantastic 4. It’s a tradition that goes back to 1963 or so. The Rampaging Hulk, and the Thing have fought around 11 times in about 50 years, and one day Banner the Incredible Hulk explained why he always fought the Thing. Banner kicked the snot out of the Thing every time he saw the Thing because the first time they met: the Fantastic Four was called in because Army missiles were being destroyed, and the Army thought Banner was the one destroying them.

It turned out that a mad scientist calling himself the Wrecker committed the crime. The first time the Thing saw Banner: the Thing attacked Banner because he thought he was the one whom was the monster. That was the first time I truly understood the Rampaging Hulk. I try to do the same with writing other characters that disagree with my beliefs.

Sometimes when a writer writes, he or she is creating a mind maze that takes place in somebody else’s mind.

What if Mimi Marquez, and Mr. Cohen had feelings for each

other??!? It’s possible Mr. Cohen could fall in love with Mimi

Marquez while Mimi Marquez is always hangin’ around the studio

apartment because she’s seeing, and having a relationship with Roger, and I can see Mimi Marquez finding out, being flattered, and even sympathizing with Mr. Cohen but they can never be together. Mimi Marquez, and Mr. Cohen couldn’t be together while Roger was around, and (irk!) I do not want to think about a way Roger could not be around (death)!!!

Maureen Johnson, and Mr. Cohen having a relationship: I am

sure that there are straight boy nerds like me out there. I am sure that you all want Maureen Johnson to get together with Mr. Cohen again. I know that we all want to go out with a homosexual woman because it is hot thinking of two women together. You have to listen when young women say no.

I know you cannot handle proof that a woman you fell in love with unrequitedly will never have sex with you. You can only handle dealing with physical proof that a young woman maybe liking you instead of solid proof she will not have a relationship with you. You have to accept when a young woman says, she don’t likes ya, because you’re not gon’ta get none! You don’t know what it is like to be hit on by men such as yourselves.

All men think about is sex. You don’t know what it’s like to tell a guy that you will never have sex with that guy, and you are not attracted to him, and he still takes off his pants in front of you, and tries to rape you, and touch your leg, and drug you. I think there are a lot of homosexual women though, and bi curious women who want to come out of the closet who like Maureen ‘s character the way it is: if Angel Dumott Schunard, & Mr. Cohen had an attraction to one another??!?!!

I suppose Mr. Cohen, & Angel could have shared a stolen kiss once in the studio apartment, and Mr. Cohen refrained from telling anybody because of the unneeded trouble it would have caused, but that’s as far as it could go.

What if Maureen, & Mimi Marquez had emotions for each other??!?!!!! I suppose Mimi could have kissed Maureen once.

If you have ever been watching TV, and as soon as it went to a

commercial you have to ask yourself what you were just watching, copy this on-to your profile. (: I have short-term memory: I think! To be truthful: I just forgot what I was just thinking!!!)

If you’ve ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy, and paste this one onto your profile.

If you love rain, paste this on your profile. (It is just so nice!)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile. (What’s wrong with that {?!?!?}, we all have that special person in our lives: don’t all of us?)

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If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile, and add your name: Gaga-Nat-, -Nat; Evil-Older-Sister; Frozen-Fan; The-Chocoholic; Jade Snipe-Holloway; Psychotic: Me; Llamas-Will-Rule-the World; Pretty Fan-Girl; Cannot-Stop-Writing; Jasmine-Flower-Two-seven; Okay-You-Fan-Girl; and Mark Meredith.

If you think that Mr. Potter /Hermione

Relation-shippers-loon in general are delusional (especially if they have read books 24-seven, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile. I am sorry to any Potter /Hermione relation-shippers-loonies it’s just Ron Weasley/Hermione are much better: the way I see it, that is.

If you haven’t died yet, copy, and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think, that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy, and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don’t know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird, and proud of it copy, and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger: or: older: sibling: please copy, and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile!!

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile (Or if you have slapped someone: like I have).

If you love Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying, and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet do it anyway, copy, and paste this into your profile!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don’t have a Your-Space, then copy this onto your profile.

You’ve ever been so obsessed with a TV or movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy, and paste this to your profile:

February 14, 2008

I was sitting patiently, in a classroom on that day in the auditorium as

the cold wind made the flags sway the door was kicked open, and to my

surprise 19 people were shot, right before my eyes one, two, three, and

four went down, and screams were shared all around my heart skipped a

beat no! (This was thought inside my brain!): This cannot be

real! The bullets flew in a blood driven wheel as I breathed a great

breath: that soon: was my last. A bullet was lodged right in my chest

and that right where it rest in that room, Cole hall that said 15 people

were wounded, and five were shot dead.

Copy, and Paste this into your profile so all are known about the

tragedy at Northern Illinois University on February 14,

2008-Forward: Together Forward!

Copy, and paste into your profile if you believe that ordinary people can change the world.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy, and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a

conversation, paste this on your profile!

You hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as everyone does please put this on your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever copied, and pasted something onto your profile, then copy, and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so sidetracked in a conversation that you don’t remember what you were talking about in the first place; copy this onto your profile.

If you’re obsessed with fan fiction, copy this on your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs, then copy this on your profile.

You, and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

Here are some quotes seeing that profiles have quotes in them.

These sayings contradict one another though.

Curiosity killed the cat.

A cat has nine lives.

I swear by the stars, and the moon:

Never swear by the inconstant moon:

Forgive, and forget.

Those that don’t study history are doomed to repeat:

Early to bed, and early to rise helps make a man healthy wealthy, and wise.

All work, and no play make Jack a dull boy.

Here are some: what I like to call: Naughty Nursery

Rhymes:

Jack, & Jill went up a hill: both with a buck, and a quarter:

/Jill came down with two fifty: and came down a frickin’ whore:

One: two:

Eat my glue:

Three: four:

You’re a whore:

Five: six:

Suck my dick:

Seven: eight:

Sure tastes grEat!

Nine: ten:

Do it again:

Three blind mice:

See how they run:

Moreover, they’re all blind: so: where the fuck do they think they’re goin’:

Rub-a dub-dub:

Three men in a tub:

What’re they, fuckin’ fags?

Since other Biography Profiles have old sayings, and repeating old sayings everyone knows are always pointless here, and some sayings that

I’ve modernized.

My girlfriend broke up with me, and women friends tell me there are other fish in the sea: but I do not know how I’m going to catch another fish with such a short pole.

If at first you don’t succeed: cry, cry again.

Since other Profiles have sayings from great men: here are some

sayings from the greatest man I have ever known: me.

Some men have life but few truly live.

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To spice things up in bed I filmed me, and my girlfriend having sex, and told her I would erase it immediately after. I didn’t, and the tape leaked out. Now strange men tease how she doesn’t trim her pussy, and she’s mad at me. I don’t know why she’s so mad: I only made a 20-dollar profit off the tapes.

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If you cannot take a joke then why don’t you get off this ‘site, and: I don’t know: go read a book or something: pussy.

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Learning to love yourself: it is the greatest love of all. Especially if

you’re a woman with a dildo, and you want to send me a videotape of you masturbating: that would be great also.

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I’m always amazed at womens’ skill at multitasking. Men’s idea of

multitasking is farting while taking a pee.

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Women always smell good. When they’re young, they wear

fruit-smelling perfumes. They even buy Scratch, and Sniff stickers. A male’s idea of Scratch, and Sniff is scratching his butt-crack, and sniffing his fingers.

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On Saturday night when I go to a bar to get drunk without my wife, I

always make sure to count my number of drinks, and stop at four drinks.

The only problem with that is that I drink to forget.

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Ten months before I was born, do you know what I was? I was just Poppa’s little squirt.

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One doesn’t know why they say, “More fun than a barrel of monkeys”.

That sounds horrible for those monkeys.

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My girlfriend from high school was such a whore that she wasn’t voted most likely to-succeed: she was voted most likely-to-suck dick.

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It’s just a joke. If you don’t like hearing jokes then stick your head up your ass where it always is.

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I’m getting married to my roommate girlfriend but I think she’s too controlling due to how my fiancée wants me to get rid of my porn videos. I mean, so what if I keep tapes of me having sex with old girlfriends?

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I drink to forget but all I forget is when to stop.

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Why exactly is it that the sea is green, and yet the ocean’s blue?!?? On the border of the sea, and ocean, is there a line exactly where man has decided there territories have ended, and other territories have begun on some mapmaker’s drawing? It’s all just the same thing: salt-water: right: not as if there are different recipes for seawater, different ingredients for different seawater types are there?

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Why is it the music for Twinkle, Twinkle: Little Star is the same song I sing for singing the ABC’s song? What is it? Did Weird Al write the alphabet: because look: the alphabet is in an order that rhymes:

a bc d e f g

/h i j k l m n o p/

q r s t u v

/w x y, & z:

You see? Should persons be even putting letters on things like books, like, Book a: b: Book c: Book d: it doesn’t make sense.

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Not all men are jerks: just most of them.

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Men will screw anyone once.

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It’s time to wrap a woman’s snout around my trout.

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If I wanted t’be a superhuman hero in bed: I wouldn’t be Superman due to him being faster than a speeding bullet. I would rather be Slug-Man.

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Why do people call football: football when in soccer you use your foot on the ball more? In football what do persons do: answer: you sock people! Football should be called SOCK-ER! The only solution that seems possible:

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Why does Superman have super breath? That’s stupid: they might as well call it when he does it a super blowjob. Besides: doesn’t Superman have Super-bad breath or somethin’?

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A man should always open a door for a woman: that way that man could check out the young woman, and her ass as she walks in.

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If I had a nose on my elbow: would it be called a smell bow?

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Love your neighbor as you love your-self. Therefore, now I guess I have to go down the road jacking off my neighbors every day, too. Wonderful.

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Love is always giving, & take. You do some giving, and your girlfriend does the taking: girlfriend does all of the taking.

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Here are some mixed up quotes:

You’ve gone from the frying pan to the fire so if you cannot take heat: stop ruining the soup or else I will bend you over the stove, and fuck

you.

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No use crying over spilled milk when you are having cookies, and milk because that is just how the cookie crumbles so tough titty said the kitty but the milk’s still good!! So y’know what, Fatty-Fatty 2 by four?!! Go around the corner, lick it all up or go suck hard at the feline’s titty.

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There are none so blind as: I don’t know: Helen Keller I guess.

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Loose lips: are proof that she’s a total whore.

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Find a penny, and pick it up: all day long, they’ll call you a scrounging motherfucker.

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Early to bed, and early rising: makes a man tired as Hell:

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Daddies ev’rywhere will always say that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree: unless their son turns out a bad apple.

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He who fights, and runs away: is called a pussy another day.

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Politics makes strange bedfellows: especially when it came to Monica Lewinsky, and Clinton.

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Jack, and Jill went up, and behind a hill: one with a buck-and a-quarter. Jill came down with herpes. She was a fucking whore.

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You have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room put this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on an anime/Japani-mation character, then paste this on your profile.

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy, and paste this into your profile. That means you Lynn-Kyle!!!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

You’re into theater art, so you must be a homosexual.

I am a virgin, so I must be a prude.

I am bisexual, so I must think every girl I see is hot.

You’re a female gamer, so you must be ugly or crazy.

I wear black, so I must be a Goth.

You’re young, so you must be naïve: I’m southern, so I must be white trash!

You speak your mind, so you must be a brat.

I am overweight, so I must have a problem with self-control.

You’re Wicca, so you must be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

You’re a good liar, so you must be an actor/actress!!

You’re a black belt, so you must always want to kick

someone’s butt: you are a female black belt, so you must be a lesbian!!!

You like to be your self, so you must be cocky, and arrogant.

I am French so I must have been homosexual: I am a Bohemian, so I must be a lazy drug addict.

I love animals, so I must be a vegetarian: I am a tree-hugger, so I must be a drug-addicted hippie

You’re a musician, so you must not be doing anything with your life!!!!

I’m gay, so I must have AIDS: and be after every straight person around.

I am Asian, so I must love math, be sexy, be a nerd that does homework 24/seven, I am black, so I must be on welfare, must love fried chicken, and Kool-Aid, must believe Jesus was a brother, and must love watermelon: you are punk, so you must cut your wrists, you must do drugs, and you!!!! Must only wear black, and date only other punks: I’m rich, so I must be a conceited snob!!

I’m Arab, so I must be a terrorist!!!

You are Irish, so you must be an alcoholic.

You’re blonde so you must be a stupid ditz: you are a cheerleader, so you must be a whore!!!

I am Jewish so I must be greedy!!

You have many male friends so you must be dating them all: you love Rent so you must be an emotional lesbian with AIDS.

You’re a Christian, so you must believe in heaven, you-must-hate-homosexuals, and you must think gay people should burn in the Inferno.

I love Wicked so I must be into demons, and into evil.

You are an atheist, so you must hate Christians, and Jews!!

You have good grades so you must be a nerd.

I have green skin so I must be a witch.

I’m American: so I: must be an overweight pig with no boundaries, and I must be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant: you’re a girl, so you must suck at guy -sports, you like Cats so you must dance like a cat in your spare time!!

You’re different so you must just want attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are skinny, so you must be anorexic: I’m emo-tional, so I must cut my wrists.

Just because someone’s an African American: thus, you must carry a gun.

I am Jamaican so I must smoke weed.

I am Haitian so I must eat cats.

I am a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape, and I must want to get with every single girl that I see: you’re religious, so you must shove your beliefs down my throat.

So I’m an atheist: thus, I must hate the world.

I don’t have a religion, so I must be evil, and have no morals, I’m republican, so I must not care about poor persons.

I am democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.

I’m liberal, so I must be gay.

I take antidepressants, so I must be crazy I’m a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants, and I must ditch my pregnant girl friend.

You’re East Indian, so you must work at the Quick-Mart.

I’m Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming as if a savage.

Just because you’re number one either a dancer or two: on a dance team, so therefore you must be stupid, stuck up, and a pole dancer: I wear skirts a lot; therefore, I must be a slut: You’re a white girl, so you must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

You are not a virgin, so you must be easy.

You’re a teenage mom, so you must be an irresponsible slut.

I’m Polish, so I must wear my socks with sandals, and I must be greedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are Italian, so you must have a big one.

You are Egyptian, so you must be a terrorist!

I’m pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

You’ve straight a’s, so you must have no social life!

I dye my hair crazy colors; therefore, I must be looking for attention.

You dress in unusual ways so you must be looking for attention.

You’re a vegetarian, so you must be a crazy political activist.

You’ve a bunch of girls who are friends, thus you must be a player.

You have big boobs, so you must be a whore.

I’m Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.

You wear what you want, so you must be a poser.

I’m German, so I must be a Nazi.

You hang out with gays, so you must be gay too: I’m Brazilian, so I must have a big J-.Lo butt.

I am Puerto Rican, so I must look good, and be conceited.

I am Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13: you’re Hawaiian so you must be lazy: I’m Peruvian, so I must like llama!!

You are a girl who actually eats lunch, so you must be fat I am single so I must be ugly.

You’re a skater so you must do weed, and steal stuff: you are mixed so you must be screwed up.

You are Muslim so you must be a terrorist.

You are in band, so you must be a dork.

I’m Mormon so I must have seven wives.

I am white, and have black friends so I must think I am black: you are Goth so you must worship the devil, you must be a Satanist, and you must be mean you are Hispanic, so you must be dirty!!!!!!!!

I’m not like everyone else, so I must be a loser.

You are Preppy, so you must shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie, & Hollister.

I’m Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.

You got a car for your birthday so you must be a spoiled brat.

You are a male cheerleader, so you must be gay

You are Prep, so you must be rich.

You don’t like the sun so you must be an albino.

You have many friends, so you must love to drink, and party.

I wear tight pants, and I’m a guy, so I must be emotional you couldn’t hurt a fly, so you must be a wuss.

I hang out with teenage drinkers, and smokers, so I must smoke, and drink too. (I hung out.)

You have artistic talent, so you must think little of those who don’t.

I don’t like to be in a big group, so I must be anti-social you have a different sense of humor, so you must be crazy.

I tell people off, so I must be a controlling brat.

Your hair gets greasy a lot, so you must have no hygiene skills you’re defensive, so you must be over controlling, and a brat.

You are a nudist, so you must want everyone to see your boobs you read comics, so you must be a loser.

I hang out with a former prostitute so I must be a whore myself you are Texan so you must ride a horse.

I am a cross dresser, so I must be homosexual. (The majority of cross dressers are straight, Googol it!!)

You draw Japan- animetion so you must be a freak.

You are an only child so you must be spoiled!!

You’re intelligent so you must be weak.

You’re Welsh so you must love sheep!!!!!!

You are a young writer, so you must be emotional.

I am Canadian, so I must talk with a funny accent, and I must love hockey, and beavers.

You are disabled, so you must be on welfare._

You are a feminist, so you must have a problem with sexuality, and you must want to castrate every man on the Earth.

I am a teenager, so I must have a stereotype.

I wear a big sunhat when I go outside, so I must be stupid.

I like blood, so I must be a vampire.

I am an albino, so I must be an evil person with mental abilities, and a murderer!

I’m English, so I must speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and cricket, and have bad teeth.

You are white, so you must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

You are not the most popular person in school, so you must be a loser you care about the environment: you must be a tree-hugging hippie!!!

You chat; you must be having cyber- sex.

I’m pagan so I must sacrifice babies, and drink the blood of virgins, and I must worship Satan.

I’m conservative, so I must be against abortion: you’re Swedish so you must be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian, and you must be white: I like cartoons, so I must be irresponsible.

You like reading, so you must be a loner.

You have your own spiritual ideology; therefore, you must be wrong or misguided.

You disagree with your government, so you must be a terrorist.

You’re a witch, so you must be old hag, and fly on a broomstick!!

You are a person, so you must be labeled.

You don’t curse, so you must be an outcast.

I like games, anime, and comics, so I must be childish.

I spot grammatical errors, so I must be a pedantic bastard.

I am strong so I must be stupid.

So I’m Australian: so some body just must hunt crocodiles, and talk to kangaroo’s right: so just because I don’t want a boyfriend so automatically I must be a lesbian.

You’re not Christian so you must just need converting.

You love marching band, so you must be a friendless freak: because you drink, and smoke, so thus you must have no life.

You are/you were friends with a cutter, so you must be a cutter too.

You cry easily, so you must be a wimp you cannot help pointing out mistakes so you must be an over-controlling perfectionist.

You’re a perfectionist so you must check everything ten times then burst into tears at one mistake.

I don’t like to talk about my personal life so I must be having problems.

Copy, and paste this into your profile to support stopping steriotypying (that doesn’t make sense does it?) bold the ones that apply to you.

Crossover fiction that people want to see the most: movies are the best storytelling medium because people pay twelve dollars a pop to see movies, and every body watches movies. Not everybody reads books, and only nerds like me read comics.

According to percentages on the fan-fiction website people write crossovers with Star Wars, and crossovers with the Movie X-Men.

A Star Wars crossover with X-Men the Movie??!?? Maybe the X men team can be teleported back in time to meet with Lea, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, Artoo Deetoo, and See-Threepio. They can battle side by side with Ororro; Bobby; Peter Nicholievitch the living steel Colossus; Kitty; Mr. Worthington, the third; Howlett, and Hank.

Pirates of the Caribbean meets Star Wars, Star Wars the Revenge of the Sith?!!!! Perhaps Solo, the princess, Mr. Skywalker, and ‘Deetoo could travel into the future: our past to have a fight alongside Sparrow’s men on Sparrow’s ship. Pirates of the Caribbean could fend off an attack, and raid from another ship. Maybe Obi ‘Deetoo, Amidala, and the leader of the Wookie army troop can be teleported into the future to fight off an attack by another clipper ship.

Send a writing campaign from your science fiction clubs if you want to see these happen, and if you want it, enough I will write it up in a story.

Pirates of the Caribbean meets the Dark Knight: I don’t think so:

If Disney’s Alice in Wonderland’s (1950) Alice Liddell met Resident Evil: Apocalypse’s Alice???!! Imagine Resident’s Alice in Resident’s Red Queen computer desert vehicle: driving across a highway past a small wooded area. Resident’s Alice happens to see through the backside window: a small rabbit running to the forest-cluster of dried up summer trees. Resident’s Alice has the automobile stopped at the side of the road, and gets out to walk curiously, slowly to the edge of the cluster of tree trunks. Resident’s Alice walks cautiously into the wooded area within the ring of trees surrounding the cluster of woods.

Resident’s Alice sees in the woods a big rabbit hole, and walks up to kneel at the hole’s edge. Resident’s Alice looks into the depths of the shadowed rabbit-hole. After Resident’s Alice is finished looking for the half human, small rabbit with the pocket watch down the dark hole Resident’s Alice stands to walk away. Before Resident’s Alice is about to walk away: there is a cave-in on the side of the rabbit’s-hole.

She falls down the rabbit hole. Once Resident’s Alice gets through the room with the tiny door, she meets Disney’s Alice in Wonderland’s (1950) Alice Liddell whom says, I’m here because I’m trapped here forever to go through Wonderland over, and over because I followed a rabbit, and tumbled down a hole after it.

Cartoons are coming in close as third place in this horse race: it is mainly because cartoons are television but generally not primetime T. V.

Daniel Phantom vs. X men: Evolution: the Fantastic 4 have met the X men in comics, and Dan Phantom is based on Fantastic Four the comic book I think. Dan Phantom has a costume like Fantastic Four when they wore black outfits. Dan Phantom has spectral flame like Jonathan Storm the Human Torch, and can stretch because Dan Phantom is a ghost just like Dr. Reed Richards Mister Fantastic can stretch. Dan Phantom can become intangible like a ghost like Susan Storm is invisible like a ghost.

The X men: Ororo, Kurtis Wagner (Nightcrawler), Dr. Xavier, Cyclops Mr. Summers, Miss Grey (the Phoenix), and Ms. Darkholme dropping in to meet Dan Phantom sounds cool: then later the Mad Thinker can force Phil Masters (the Puppet Master) to control X men: Evolution to kill Dan Phantom. Does Dan Phantom survive?!! If you’re asking the question above then you know the answer already!! Asking that question never works does it?!!!

No it never does! So send letters if you want to see a story such as this, and I will spare you the pseudo suspense: We have a deal! The Teen Titans vs. Dan Phantom: could work out if I think about it. On second thought if I really think about it: it grows on me. Dan Phantom is based on Fantastic Four: further-more Teen Titans is based upon X men so it could be just like the first meeting of X men, and Fantastic Four._

Japanese-anime-tion adapted to cartoons is next because there are more cartoons than there are Japanese cartoons, and regular cartoons combined. No duh Sherlock.

Naruto v. Inuasha: what would: I can see Inuasha leaping through the air with his demon might, and Ru leaping around him with his fighting prowess. I would like to see the demidemon use the Soul Stealer move against his fighting skill: let’s see you block that, Ru. Ru v Fullmetal Alchemist: would happen: what would I do if writing such a meeting???!??!?

If the people that owned the ‘Metal Alchemist asked for a script detailing Ru v the ‘Metal Alchemist. I would first freak out, and get immediately writing the ‘Metal Alchemist fighting Ru’s Ninjutsu with the ‘Metal Alchemist’s transmutation power in an alley. I would like to see how he gets around Ed Elric, and his turning his bionic arm into a sword blade.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Five D’s meets Gundam Seed: is some thing I would like to see. Imagine a Chinese kid fighting a Gundam metal robot with giant monsters, and robots he conjures from magic cards. Maybe a Gundam mechanism shell can step on that kid that replaced Gi: finally: closure:

Negima (!) Master Negi Magi meets Yu-Gi-Oh (!) Five D’s: that’s something I would like. Imagine the Five D Cards’ partially correct folkloric creatures against Negima’s researched fairies-tale type magic: if Ruroni Kenshin was vs. Yu-Gi-Oh (!) Five D’s: what would happen??!!? Imagine if one day in a city while walking around downtown Gi sees a card on the sidewalk, and picks it up. Is a card that has written on the bottom: the words Wandering Ruroni.

One day during a tournament he decides to try to use the

mysterious card, and a Wandering Samurai appears before Gi, and slowly turns around to face Gi. The warrior says, I know neither where I am nor who you are: but I take abduction seriously. Return the Wanderer to his world the Wandering Kenshin was previously or Kenshin will make you pay the price.

Gi would then say: I cannot!! I cannot comply with your wish!!! The world in which the Samurais lived is long gone! Your land has been completely changed, and is now dust in the wind!

I only created you from a card! A card in a game:

Kenshin said, I know not what trickery this all is but the Wandering Samurai will not be turned into a card in a child’s game!! I will be free to escape, and find a place to collect myself, and think of this new world: and what the Wandering Warrior will do from here on: That starts with fighting you, and getting possession of your card! The Wanderer then had his blade out beginning to rush the distance between. The Warrior is slicing Kenshin’s blade across the armored chest of armored Elf Magician, and the chest of Hitotsu -Me-Giant alike.

Gi creates a gauntlet of monsters, robot mechanism, and creature alike before he finally returns Kenshin to a card. Later when he is alone he feels the weight of the Wanderer card before Gi, and looks at the Kenshin card: pondering if Gi will ever use the card once again, and see Kenshin again. Perhaps things will be different that time?? He looks at the Samurai card, and ponders thinks: wonders:

Comics come next as I didn’t see book readers as much as I had seen comic books’ fans in school:

The Justice League of America vs. X men: is a good thing to my writer that resides inside my mind. The writer in my cranium: sleeping inside myself awakes, and says “It would be an OK concept as long as the Justice League of Amer’ca from the 60’s meets the 60’s X men: fighting. The Justice League of Amer’ca is heroes based on S-Man after all is said, and done plus X men started out with one power of S-Man each”.

Books come next due to how there are less persons addicted to

reading enough to work hard to struggle through a readin’ book

nowadays with all the poop that people write nowadays. That means you, Stephen King!! (Try to finish reading a King book with its 1,300 pages today!!! See what happens!!): Mr. Jackson, and Olympians Meets Potter, and the Wizard School: that’s an idea.

That’s intriguing. I see the army of the god camp standing in wake of wizard school ready for attack. I see: plus: Potter having flown to Manhattan for a vacation, and accidentally meeting while on Potter’s broom next t’the State Building young Mr. Jackson hovering on Mr. Jackson’s sneakers with wings. What would they both do??

What happens if the Potter books meets the Twilight book series?????!!?!!?!!!?!! The Twilight books are about being a freak in school so Potter would be transferred to Edward, and Bella’s school. Potter would get an idea of what it’s like to be a nobody in an American school. Potter would cross paths with Edward, and Bella eventually in school I have already begun the story: happen if

Potter, and The Two Towers met?!??!

If Potter was in the final war of the orcs, and goblin?!!?! Just like in South Park, I’d like to prove that Potter in comparison to The Two Towers is homo. I have started a fiction about this subject. Write me a note if you want to see part of the story.

What happens if Mr. Potter’s series, and the Gossip Girl’s book series suddenly combine?? I could imagine ‘Girl being transferred into Hogwarts. ‘Girl would gossip about Ron, and Hermione screwing when they aren’t, and Hermione being a bossy jerk. ‘Girl can also say the oriental young female wiz’ is a home-wrecker.

Potter would be cussing all the time wondering who ‘Girl really is, and angry at ‘Girl’s website:

Post this if you don’t measure a year in minutes, sunsets, midnights, strife, journeys, times: but instead: in love!

Post this if you want every time you hear the phone ring: to call out, “Saved!”

Post: if you want to start throwing keys out the window when

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Post this if you’d rather have milk than a glass of Diet Coke.

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Post this if you like Maureen’s character so much that you like Maureen better as a lesbian. Ce’st la vie: let her be a lesbian:

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Meredith-7 MARK’

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Post this if you’ve always hated Akita.

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Post this if you want to say, / “I should tell you I should tell you, /”

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This is a questionnaire: about 14 Secrets: about you.

You should answer this. Be honest no matter what O.K.?

One: has someone ever been asking you out?

Yes, by a fat cheerleader. She said this idiotic stuff about why don’t young women ask men out. After I pumped her in an alley she was lying there: saying that we were going to all this stuff the next day: Was a loser maybe don’t you think????!?!!?!!??!!??!?!

Two: where are you?

At a computer: idiot!

Three: what’s your middle name

Your parents always give you all the worst middle names in the world: My name’s Gaylord: look it up. Gaylord is a real name. I’m really just kidding: really now!!!!

Four: what is your current mood?

I am in the middle of a psychotic rage! I am currently cyber-stalking the person who is reading this, and I am right behind her with a knife. (Check behind: just for fun: gals!):

Five: what color of underwear are you wearing?

Skin tone

Six: what color shirt are you wearing?

Blue: because my secret identity is Superman.

Seven: if you could be an animal for a day, which one would you be:

I would be a gull so that I could poop on the reader of this while he pretends to write a movie script in front of douche-IE Starbucks on his laptop.

Eight: ever had a near death experience??

I’ve only died from boredom twice now at hearing all of your

long-winded questions.

Ten: have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes: I have been in the Broadway play Andre Gregory’s The Adventures of Alice in Wonderland, and sung sonnets in Shakespeare, and I have sung Rent:

My career has gotten to the point that people have been buying live recordings of me singing with the band.

Eleven: if you could have one super power what would it be?

I’m a guy: so the answer is always to look through women’s clothes. The answer is elementary: Sherlock:

Twelve: what are you??

I am what I am I’m my own special creation: moreover, I am not a drag queen: I just love that song!!!!!!!

Thirteen: would you like to be friends with any of your

ex-girlfriends/boyfriends!??!!!!??!???

Yes: my X-girlfriends: Storm, Ms. Grey the

Phoenix, Rachel Grey the Phoenix 2 the daughter of Cyclops, Petey’s the living steel Colossus’s sister (Illyana) Majik, and M2: the daughter of Erik Lehnsherr Magneto

Fourteen are you excited for next year.

Nope: it’s just another chance to break more New Year’s resolutions: that’s all!! The New Year is simply some sort of a chance to: stop failing.

The End