Hello there fellow profile stalkers and random passerbys, the name is UnknownGuy960.

And as my name states, I am, obviously, a GUY.

And before you ask, yes, my profile is currently undergoing a good ole' remake in the refinery.

(Space for my stories section. I have many ideas, and that is why it's a problem to list them all.)

(Space for my to-be character meme. And I'mma gonna make an interesting one myself.)

(Space for ... anything that comes to mind)

(Space for more awesome awesomeness... I guess)

92 of the teen population would be dead if Aberombie and Fetch decided that breathing wasn't cool!!Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing hysterically in the background.

I don't even know who they are. Kill me.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

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I become popular by becoming myself, which is also why I am infamous in my school... wait, what?

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.

I don't smoke because it's too expensive. I'd rather use the money to buy myself some por- I mean a 3DS! Really! 3DS!

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't have a Facebook too, even when my mom has one.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see.

EFF YA, I'M THE BOSS.

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

I still like some of their opening and ending songs, though... does it count?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

@_@ My eyes, they burn...

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

It's called the art of epic fail when you do so. Really people, it's so obvious.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

You know you do too when you read my stories! *shot*

I don't use "Uber" Pokémon just to nab wins in battles. I don't calculate stat values because I am fine with they way they are. I don't use cheating devices because a fair gamer makes one a truly glorious person. I don't force my Pokémon to breed my way to perfection and I sometimes care about natures. I catch my Pokémon the way they are barring unfortunate natures and treat them like individuals instead of brainless drones used for battles. If you use this philosophy as well yourself, copy & paste this into your signature.

Well of course, I don't force my Pokémon to restlessly f* each other for some Pokémon that are 'perfect' because they can 'do more damage than others'. Well, unless I think of them as a nice couple to pair up. XD