Sasha Erin Alexain
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Joined 02-23-10, id: 2266370, Profile Updated: 06-10-19
Author has written 4 stories for Halo, Mass Effect, Final Fantasy VII, and Zootopia.

Name: Jessi.

Age: 26.

Current Obsession: Always Sasha.

BEST SONG EVER this week: Ich Will - Rammstein.

Complaint of the Day: Can't concentrate.

Compliment of the Day: 6 years on, Jinx is still as awesome as she was. Needs buffs tho. ;)

How's life going: Slowly.

Happy reading, (If you do read these stories I may or may not have, I delete shit sporadically).

Random Information: I write because it's a fun past-time. I write because it takes my mind off of things. I don't write out of a wish to constantly write, I do it for fun and update when I gain passion for what I'm writing.

I despise characters being written out of character and their personalities skewed, as well as ridiculous pairings that were obviously never meant to be because they're with another character already or don't show interest. And extreme AU's; like high school fictions in an anime/manga/game/movie/book that didn't ever intend it. If you do that: Fuck you, please die in whatever hell was specially created for your shit imagination. You suck. Myself, and the creators of what you just killed with your writing want to curb-stomp your face until it is naught but red, pasty mush.

And for fucks sake you uneducated twunts, learn your fucking synonyms. You're fucking retarded.

Your = In a second, your face will be beaten in for making Sephiroth a talkative, happy character.

You're = You don't seem to realise you're so fucking monumentally cuntish thinking Firefly should ever have a highschool AU, kill yourself.

That is of course, simply my opinion. I love you really.

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The War Path reviews
There's word on the streets that things are changing. Criminals have been more active lately, and Judy has had no shortage of work to do. A series of events will lead her onward, she will have to face many trials in the upcoming weeks. An assignment opens a door she'd never thought about before, and Judy will need to decide what road she will go down.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo
Got The Life reviews
Cloud pays The Seventh Heaven a visit for once. Cloti. One/Shot. Rated M for mature themes and mild use of language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Cortana's New Life reviews
A fic in which Cortana becomes human. Discontinued long ago for being horrendous, I keep it around to serve as an example to how bad I was at writing. How it got so popular I'll never know. Read if you wish to make your eyes bleed.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,236 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Games Night reviews
Shepard and some of the crew decide to have a go at Dungeons and Dragons, and Legion tries out Call of Duty. Hilarity ensues. One/Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/28/2012 - J. Garson, Legion - Complete