Hey everybody!!!

My name is Chloe, and my favorite TV shows are Psych, NCIS, Bones, and Burn Notice . I am 16 year old, and I love reading, writing, and reviewing fanfiction! I have a BIG family and lots of friends, my favorite color is blue, my lucky number is 5, and my favorite book is The Fault in our Stars. My favorite couples are: Shules (Psych), McAbby & Tiva (NCIS), Booth/Brennan, Hodgela (Bones), and Michael/Fiona (Burn Notice). I really dislike Shawn/Gus, Shassie, and Lassiet (Psych), Gabby, Tabby (NCIS), Angela/ Cam, Cam/Booth (Bones), and Sam/Fiona and MIchael/Sonja (Burn Notice). Don't hate me, but I hate/loathe Twilight, it's just stupid. Just to show how abnormal I really am, my favorite actor under 18 is Liam James, the guy who used to play Little Shawn on Psych before he decided to leave, which I'm really sad about, but I wish him the best!( And for all you people dissing Skyler, the new Shawn, quit it! You saw a few episodes, give poor Skyler some time to get used to the new role, you can't become Liam James overnight, and the poor kid is probably nervous because you people keep posting nasty comments about him on his first role! I mean, I was kind of freaked out by Skyler too, I won't lie. But I want to give him a fair chance, and I'm not just gonna stop watching Psych, OR Liam James in his other movies/ TV shows.) I'm also a big fan of Ross Lynch because he is sexy as hell and a wonderful singer/actor/dancer. My best friend is my boyfriend Michael. My YouTube account is The Teal Dragon, as well, but I don't really post vids, just watch, favorite and review. I love reviews and have most of mine memorized. It drives me CRAZY when people favorite, alert, ect; but don't review, though I love them anyway. :) I have a lot of brothers, so I'm a bit of a tomboy, and I've always had more friends that are tomboys and/or boys than girls My FAVORITE episode of Psych is the summer finale of season five, because *spoiler alert* THEY KISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I was so hyper from that it's not even funny. Yes it is, actually. I am going to spam the HECK out of this episode, believe me. :D Season 5 was the best of Burn Notice. I've never seen Michael show his true feelings for Fi so clearly. My favorite episode of Bones is Mayhem and the Cross. I enjoy country music, particularly of all time. I like Eminem too, occasionally. Taylor Swift and Hunter Hayes, but I like others too. Superchick is probably my favorite band. Some people think it's weird that I love crime shows, but hardly anyone gives them an actual chance. There's more to them than just guns and blood and gore and murder. There's humor, love, romance, friendship, and family, and so much more. You just have to look beyond the surface.

My Favorite Quotes/Sayings from TV:

Juliet: That was amazing! How did you do that?
Lassiter: It was a lucky guess.
Shawn: Don't you get tired of saying that?

Lassiter: Need I remind you, Mr. Spencer, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation?
Shawn: Uhh… the case gets solved.

Shawn to his dad: Oh my God. Oh my God. One more, Chandler Bing style: OH. MY. GOD.

Juliet: You disturb me. And your theory on this murder disturbs me. And you disturb me.
Lassiter: You said that twice.
Juliet: Yes.

"For anyone in our industry, one of the toughest things about having a relationship is how much time you get to see each other. The fact that we see each other every day no matter what has really worked out nicely for us. She's such a great girl. She makes what I do so much easier and so much more enjoyable." - James Roday about Maggie Lawson.

Don't sprinkle sugar on this bull and call it candy, Sam! -Michael Westen to Sam Axe

Sam: Man, Mikey, when you hear this, you're gonna kiss me.

(Michael gives him a pointed stare.)

Sam: Hey, I'm not saying I'm gonna like it. I'm just saying you're gonna kiss me.

Sam: Now call your guys and tell 'em the search is off.

(Client stares at Sam in disbelief)

Sam: (glancing at him) This is not a staring contest!

Burn Notice is about how far someone will go to do what they think is the right thing. - Burn Notice show producer

Favorite Spanish Quotes

Cada cabeza es un mundo- Inside each head lies a different world.

Deldicho al hecho hay gran trecho- It's a long way from saying you're going to do something to actually doing it.

Hasta el diabla una vez fue angel- Even the devil was once an angel.

Despues de la lluvia sale es sol- After the rain, the sun shines.

Donde hay gana, hay mana- Where there is desire, there is ability.

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Some American's read less than 3 books a year. If you do not believe it is even possible to read that little, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have ever said, "I know you are but what am I?" when someone told you you were psycho, copy and paste this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

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STOP CHILD ABUSE!! Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is SICK!!

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When life hands you lemons, make pinapple juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

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Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

I, The Teal Dragon, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

...Good Friend, Best Friend...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will help you when your confused, A best friend will act like nothings wrong but use "small words".

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend allready has you on speed dial.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend walks right in and say "I'M HOME!"

A good friend will give you a cookie when you're down. A best friend will help you plan revenge...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. A best friend calls your parents MOM and DAD.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...It'll turn up sooner or later."

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend asks nicely for your stuff. A best friend just shouts "GIMME!!"

A good friend waits to call you until a reasonable hour. A best friend calls you at 2 in the freaking morning.

A good friends won't let you do stupid things. A BEST FRIEND won't let you do stupid things alone.

A good friends will buy you lunch. A BEST FRIEND will eat yours.

A good friend will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. A best friend will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say, "I'm sorry, she's here with me, find your own date."

A good friend will e-mail you once a month to try and keep in touch once college and life have separated you. A best friend won't see you for six months and when your together again it's like you were never apart

--Things to do at The Movies--

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit by that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Every time there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast forward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexican wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seat's already taken by your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movie's twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Every time someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fing profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

22. Inquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

23. Ask a friend to sit four seats beside you and to call you on your cell phone, answer after a few rings and start to talk loudly about any annoying subjects you can, or about the movie.

66 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WallMart!

Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

Start a fish stick fight

Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

(This requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

Slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

Attempt to fly off a high shelf

Throw confetti on random people walking into the store

Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

Play with the automatic doors.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

Put M&M's on layaway.

Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

TP as much of the store as possible.

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

Take bets on the battle from above.

Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Two words: Marco Polo.

Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

"Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."

Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

BONUS*

1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, without getting kicked out.

2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF..._

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) :)

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself, or in my case, both.)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile. (I used to all of these all the time, but when the break came I started obsessing over Psych, and the schedules conflicted. Then I started watching them OnDemand, but Comcast took them off, so I'm less obsessed than I used to be. Still love it to death though, it was my first crime show, the one that started it all!)

A True Boyfriend_

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does, more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers. When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

--7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children--

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. "

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Yeesh. Copy this into your profile if you love and believe in God, and you WOULD stand up for Him.

My Favorite Poems

(This was written by a girl who learned she had cancer, and only six months to live.)

Have you ever followed a butterfly's flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.

Do you run through each day, always on the fly?

When you ask “How are you?” Do you hear the reply?

When the day is done, do you lie in your bed, with the next hundred chores running through your head?

You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.

Ever told your child, “We'll do it tomorrow?”
And in your haste, not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch, let a good friendship die, ‘cause you never had time, to call and say, “Hi.”?

You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss half the fun of
getting there.

When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift...Thrown away.

Life is not a race. Do take it slower. Come listen, hear the music…before the song is over.