Belive it or not, my name really is Max! Hola peoplez! Welcum tew mah page! (first, i type wierd! lalalalala!) I'm tha kinda gurl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday! I'm quite randomness and very sillygurl! I'm bilingual! (speak spanish) I'm a white gurl who speaks better spanish than my Mexican friends who are learning spanish. I never took lessons. I love reading and playing Xbox 360! I totally kick ass at Halo and Call of duity! I'm kinda emo if you look at me that way. I love My Chemical Romance and Lovehate Hero! Avril Lavigne is tha shit tew! I love stuffed animales and real ones tew! My favorite color is the rain bow and my favorite candy is skittles! I love to throw the sour ones at people! Maximum Ride is my favie book series ever and Fang is minez!

If you want to know anything else about me, you are a stalker!

Peace, Love, Fax!

Random Have you ever's

Have you ever gone to an ice cream shop and ordered pizza?? Well if not, then you are missing out on the look on the people's faces! XD

Have you ever been to a jewellery shop and asked if a certain item came in raspberry?

Have you ever thrown skittles at random people walking on the street yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!"

Have you ever gone to a superstore asking where the fladoodle bakinis are and they pont you to where they are? IT'S SCARY!

Have you ever had your parents ask you how your day was and you answer "Why you wanna know?! O.e"

Have you ever taken a shower with your clothes on?

Have you ever seen a shnoodle?

Have you ever eaten underwear?

Are you asking yourself why this freak is asking you all these questions?! If not, you have serious issues...

If you have evers

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Bad bugs)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile..

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.