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 Author has written 18 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Les Miserables. Words of Wisdom: "Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play "Why are you asking me for a quote?" "Hi, internet!" "This hearty bean and pasta soup is studded with kale and tomatoes and flavored with a nutty Parmesan rind." "Chimpanzees need to orgasm at least twice a day in order to maintain a healthy metabolism." "Go do your homework." If you live your life by these quotes, you will go far. | |||||||
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Apollo and his wondrous life by Felixy reviews
Hello, this is Apollo, I'm about to tell you about the perfect life I'm leading, so please off your phones and welcome to my life! A short story of Apollo's arrogant life, and it's OOC, so take note! Phones are not permitted in Mt. Olympus!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
The Week the Olympians Visited by psychncislover reviews
Zeus has allowed the Gods/Goddesses to visit their demigod children at camp, but a God and Goddess will be put at wits end when their children fall for each other...PERCABETH! WRITTEN IN THE MOVIE'S VIEW OF THINGS, MOVIEVERSE...take your pick XD LET'S SAY IT AGAIN...MOVIEVERSE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Grover - Complete
Guillotine by Eleix Moone reviews
Grantaire had everything he ever wanted, until he slept with Enjy's sister. Part One of the Life, Love, and Revolutions Series.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Stay With Me by ASongInMyHead reviews
His arms are warm and strong and you relish in the feeling of being rescued by him.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
NYE by MKO8 reviews
Happy New Year! John and Sherlock share a kiss and more! This is a oneshot, and it became quite explicit, so please, M to MA readers only! xx
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When You're Gone by The Magic Arts reviews
In which John Watson finally reaches his breaking point after Sherlock's death. Heavy on the angst and warnings for attempted suicide and Sentimental!Sherlock. JOHNLOCK. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
50 PJO Drabbles by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
All that mattered was that they were together again, and he would do all he could to keep it that way. /Various pairings. Mainly Percabeth./ Please read A/N (last chapter).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Lotus and Constellations by theyleaveanote reviews
John and Sherlock's relationship is tender and domestic, built on trust and love - and one afternoon, Sherlock decides to spice it up a bit. He decides to try something...new. Light bondage, with top!Sherlock. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Boys of Summer by Blue Tears reviews
After saving the world, Phil takes Steve to a baseball game, gets a little drunk and ends up promising to teach Steve how to dance. Eventually, Phil follows through and teaches Steve how to waltz. Coulson/Rogers
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Easy Like Sunday Morning by bearfeathers reviews
Wrap me up in your arms; it's beautiful when time is ours and everything's a miracle.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
dickweenie by Jim from IT reviews
Sherlock leaned in close to John's luscious ear and whispered seductively "Jawn. Jawn. I'm inside of you," Sherlock paused most dramatically "With my dick-weenie." Sherlock finished with a flourish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tales From A Zombie Murdering Army by Vault08 reviews
Random drabbles of each character, including some funny scenarios, and some serious ones.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Nikolai B., Dr. Richtofen
Royalty Against love by ikriam reviews
YAOI & OUT OF STORY FIC Richtofen's Family are the richest in Germany while Dempsey is the street boy who lives by stealing with his friends Kevin, Takeo & nikolai. Tank and Edward Fall in love but there will be problems read and see what happens
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,720 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen
The Son of Neptune by vernus reviews
What Percy found - a new camp, new friends, new life. He's trying to remember his old life, but he's got almost no recollection - until Hera intervenes to remind him of what he cannot forget. My take on a sequel to TLH. R&R :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,252 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
From here to hell by Test Subject 293745 - Wolfgal reviews
Fluffy, her pups, and her friends help with the zombie killing. But can Fluffy and Dr.Maxis put there past behind long enough to stay with Edward? *updates will be coming near the end of this month hopefully*
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Dr. Maxis, Dr. Richtofen
Sway by Bumbleb3e reviews
Songfic. Fluff. Wrote this to try and get rid of writer's block. I... don't know how to summarise this. Written from Tank's POV. Contains slash.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Tank D. - Complete
Vector by pariahpirate reviews
There are no 'what if's or 'could have's. The future can't be changed- all we can do is walk our unlit paths until we die. That is the meaning of life.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Dr. Richtofen
The Daughter of Diana by kaworu nagisa reviews
"Their expressions were unfriendly as they watched the sleeping boy, but there was also an unexplained curiosity in their eyes." Waking up in the Roman camp, Percy Jackson finds himself plunged into a world of monsters, violence, blood, and love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010
When You Learn to Charm a Snake by Bumbleb3e reviews
One-shot. Richtofen has some time to himself, and looks back on when things were different.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Samantha - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 12,941 - Follows: 1,729 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Maserati Ride by Fanless reviews
Rated Older Teen for safety and suggestive themes: Apollo needs a new romantic challenge, and a taste of Seaweed might be just the tonic he's been seeking. Apollo/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Apollo
Sons of Aphrodite by Skyclaw reviews
This is about the lives of Mitchell and the sons of Aphrodite and how they cope with bullies and their half-sisters' girlyness. Just read it and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Drew
Two Halves by Starlightchick reviews
Two Girls-One Twist. Soul and Celeste, two girls nothing in common, except for the fact that there both half-bloods. But of what god? Annabeth and Piper come closer and closer to a truth that scares. What will happen to these 2 girls?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nine Months by lulu halulu reviews
Annabeth finds out that she's pregnant. How will Percy deal with his super-scary demi-god wife? This is the life of Percy and Annabeth through the nine months that she's pregnant. Percabeth PercyxAnnabeth, ChrisxClarisse and slight GroverxJuniper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love, Unexpected by sweeneytoddgurl reviews
Haymitch and Effie have always had a somewhat stormy relationship, but could there be something more behind the eyerolling and sarcastic remarks? Takes place after Catching Fire. Please R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Haymitch A., Female Morphling
Luke: A Hero's Story by Demigods-4one reviews
Luke didn't die when he stabbed himself, this is the story as the gods know it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,642 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Luke C. - Complete
Spongebob Squarepants Themes by MidNightTheMagnificent reviews
Why let the lovable sponge soak up all the glory? Theme songs for the rest of the main characters!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010
A Talk with 3 Gods by psychncislover reviews
3 different Gods come to talk to Annabeth about her new found feelings for Percy...PERCABETH, it was originally a one-shot, but I added some more chapters since people wanted me too :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
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Money & Power
Montparnasse will do anything to get what he wants - something that sparks the interest of an onlooking creature of the night quite a bit. M for smut.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Claquesous, Montparnasse - Complete
Barricade Boy Drabbles reviews
Drabbles written for prompts suggested to me by my Tumblr followers. Warning: fluff. Another warning: Most of these are E/R.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Contrapposto reviews
Grantaire needs to paint Enjolras for a project he's working on, and Enj takes this to mean a naked portrait. 'Taire is surprised, to say the very least - but hey, Enjolras was never one to reject a bit of praise every now and again. M for language and SMUT.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
In which Enjolras gets into a snowball fight with Grantaire, which quickly turns into something much warmer. 69 SMUT.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Tickle Fights and PDA reviews
Jehan is into extreme couponing and Courfeyrac grudgingly tags along. Things escalate quickly, however, as Courfeyrac finds new ways to cure his boredom. Cue fluffy adorableness.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire - Complete
On Bruises and Understanding reviews
Grantaire is a self-destructive, nihilistic idiot, but didn't everyone know that already? After getting into a fight with some punk from the Patron-Minette, a bloody and broken Grantaire is left to the devices of the man whose honor he was defending: his own perfect god, Enjolras. T for makeouts, violence, and language. (Does anyone even care about language anymore?)
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
As I Lay Dying (but Not Really) reviews
Joly finds his friend sick in bed and, in true hypochondriatic fashion, launches into soothsaying doctor-mode. Fluff and cuteness ahead.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Joly, Combeferre - Complete
Physical Comforts reviews
Enjolras returns home after a particularly rough day at work to a pleasant surprise. Cue overly-romantic fluff.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Safe and Sound reviews
Enjolras and Grantaire survive the revolution, but Enjolras's sanity is destroyed. Warning: Angst like woah.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
A Kind Stranger reviews
Enjolras stumbles upon an Occupy Wall Street protest; not being one to pass up a good ol'-fashioned civilian revolt, he jumps in. However, things go awry when the police show up. Luckily for him there is someone in the crowd who has taken a liking to him, and is able to nurse him back to health. (You have no idea how close this was to being called "Occupy Enjolras's Pants")
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
Suddenly reviews
Enjolras had always wanted kids. Grantaire was indifferent. They would occasionally argue about the topic, but a decision was made for them one February night when Éponine, face streaked with tears, burst into their house and proclaimed that she was pregnant. Cue domestic fluff, smut, violence, and all that other fun shit you people love.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Grantaire, Enjolras
Where in the World Is Marius Pontmercy? reviews
Based on "The Hangover," the Modern AU boys go out for a bachelor party and end up losing Marius. Now it's up to them to piece together what happened last night and find the groom.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Courfeyrac, Marius
Like Fire and Gasoline reviews
The two opposing forces of Enjolras and Grantaire might seem clashing from the outside, but every so often they are used in each other's favor. While Enjolras loves his cynic with a burning adoration outmatched only by his love of revolution, Grantaire keeps Enjolras from flying too close to the sun, and bandages him up when he does.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
I'll Follow You reviews
World War II - Era AU Enjolras gets drafted; naturally, Grantaire enlists as soon as he hears the news.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Nobody Can Know reviews
Modern AU in which Enjolras has got a well-kept secret that would ruin him if anyone found out.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Letter to Piper reviews
Jason writes a love letter to Piper McLean. Gives a sense of closure to TLH while you wait for the next book! Spoilers! Was once a one-shot, but now includes Piper's reply. WARNING: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE FLUFFYNESS. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Jason G., Piper M.
Zenia reviews
Monster? No. Demigod? Not quite. So what is Zenia, Daughter of Hestia? What is her mother, the woman who swore maidenship for eternity, keeping from her only daughter? My first ever Percy Jackson fanfic, hope you like it! Please leave a review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,101 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
Calypso reviews
Can it be? Am I really free of my prison of paradise? I couldn't believe it, but it was actually true: I would be allowed to see the world, meet new people and, most importantly, love again- but is Percy really the man of her dreams?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Calypso - Complete
