Hello people! Speaking here is the amazing Ailat! This is the Joint account of me, Zoezaz, and Aliexia! The others will ramdomly put things up on our profile, but i'm the first at the moment. (:

Bask in our bodacity!

Hiya people this is the fabtabulous Zoezaz speaking. I am the... 1...2... second person to put something on this profile. Why do they call profiles profiles anyway. I mean some people out there are not pros. when you say files it makes it sound stalkerish. does it not?

Really, Ailat? Bask in our bodacity? That sounds a little weird. No offense to your bodacity. :)

Credit: Ailat forgot something! She forgot to put that our friend, Aurora, is a part of a story in this account. So this is in honor of her. See how nice I am? Unlike Ailat!

Ailat: Well, seeing as Aurora doesn't have a FF account, i found it irrelevant to put her up here! And, guys, if you update this and you're a diferent person, put a little line thingy in, k?

Tis ME! Aliexia, I have finally gotten on this joint account! Look at the name, didn't I tell you I was going to take over, and Ailat can see the future, so it's true! (even if I do have to share it) =P And bodacity is a kewl word Zoezaz.

Zoezaz: I understand it's a cool word, but it's weird saying bask in my bodacity!

AMS (Aliexia the Martian from Saturn):le gasp you didn't put a liney thing up when you 'talked'!

Ailat: It is not weird, Zoe! YOU'RE WEIRD! (: And it's cooler than funkatated!

Zoezaz: Did you just make fun of my awesome name thingy!? Aaaahhhh Lava is looking at me again!

'throws lava lamp in closet'

Ailat: ...like i said...weirdo

Aliexia: I guess I should explain to you readers. Zoezaz got this lava lamp for christmas and apparently once the 'lava' made a scary face at her, so now she's paranoid about it. and zoezaz really did use the word funkatated at one point. doesn't that sound like a type of funus infection?

I'm very mad at zoezaz right now. I think the lava should eat her or whatever she's afraid it's going to do 'cause she changed the password to this account so I couldn't get on forever! or at least until I realized I could send the password to the email address...but I'm still angry so I (and possibly ailat) will call her the dumb blond from now on.

Zoezaz: Has it ever occured to you that I might have changed the password because of something!? maybe because some people were calling someone a name that is some what evil and mean. :(

Aliexia you should call yourself DB (dumb brown)! You didn't figure out that you can send the password to the email address...wow. you really are smart.

Ailat: EVERYONE GO VOTE ON THE POLL! TELL US HOW DUMB ZOEZAZ IS! virtualy points to the top of the screen

aliexia: but i did remember so it doesn't matter zoe. and anyway even if I was dumb (which i'm not) I would still be smarter than you. jeeze! you said that you didn't like soap operas because there was too much singing in them! (readers, check out the blonde jokes on ailat and aliexia's profiles!!)

Ailat: yeah...Zoezaz is the only blonde among us, so she is the butt of our many blonde jokes...maybe there wouldn't be as many if she didn' do such dumb stuff all the time...

Aliexia: Aurora should get on here at some point

Ailat: i should hope that she would...Thats why i bothered to give her an option on our poll

Aliexia: blondie, blondie, blondie you put down the wrong ages. I had to change them to what they should be. and elephant? what the heck? I already put this in a review so whatever.

Zoezaz: First of all aliexia you can't yell at me for the ages. why? well because you guys had 6 freakin months to point something like the ages out. So you can't blame it all on me. Oh and tomorrow at school you're in for a big surprise.

Aliexia's power smartness

Ailat's power tele-somethin

Aurora's power invisibility

Moi's power shape shifting

Ailat: I think i'm confuzzled, but i don't get it enough to know if i'm confuzzled. Wait...what?

G: Don't mind her, she's SUPPOSED to be doing Algebra homework.

Ailat: CURSE SOLVING SYSTEMS! CURSE IT TO THE DEEPEST PIT OF HADES WHERE IT BELONGS!

Ang: O.o -walks away slowly-

aliexia: well first off blondie I DID tell you about the ages when you first showed us the chapters and obviously YOU DIDN"T CHANGE THEM!also, what the heckle are you talking about for our powers?

second, le gasp! Ang went on fanfiction and so did G! Algebra tis awesome Lat! (hehehehe, Lat gettit?!)

Ailat: -rolls eyes-

Ang: yeah, but only on this and her account occasionaly. This place is creepy!

aliexia: AURORA YOU MUST UPDATE!! (not that you even look at this sigh)

Zoezaz: i must agree. update!! Can someone put her story up?

Ailat: I only have half of it. If she sent me the other half, then I'd put it up. Oh, and has anyone noticed that George Clooney looks like the guy who plays House? Only fatter?

Ang: ),'

G: Cause that actually had to do with anything

Me: -sticks tongue out-

aliexia: Zoezaz!! You have the flashdrive! Put up the next chapter already!!

My lava lamp is staring at me again. Although not in a creepy way this time. He's my friend...

-reaches hand over and touches lava lamp-

Well...maybe he doesn't like me that much...ow.

Aliexia: You don't have to write a chapter, it's already written up! You know, the one where we go to school and meet a certain person who lives in Forks whose name starts with an R and ends with an E. Ringing any bells? The only part you have to write is from school, meeting the cullens, to a few days (or weeks) later when I go off after finishing Algebra. If you aren't going to put up the chapter, give the flash drive to me and email the chappie that your writing to me once you're finished. Comprehende?? And I'm not grumpy at all, just...exasperated. That's a good word. =)

Aliexia- I can't believe it. Zoezaz got grounded from the computer. -headdesk- Which is why I'm updating instead

Heheheheeh! I, Ailat, am evil! I'm in school right now...

Thought it's Mrs. (Field of sharp intellegance)

And I'm in QT...

IT STILL COUNTS!!

G: -rolls eyes-

And yes, wonderful peoples who read our story AND this crap, QT is a real thing at our school. It does exsist.

Though Mr. (marsupial) even admitted that it was just to get more money for the school and it was a waste of tweny minutes...

Shvatever.

(you may have noticed that in place of the teachers names, I put things in parenthepeople. They are code names. PM us with the real names and I'll let you read a preview of our next chapter!!!

"PM us with the real names and I'll let you read a preview of our next chapter!!!"? Way to go Tal!!! (that was a sarcastic "Way to go Tal!!!)

You really just encouraged people to become stalkers!!! That is horrible!!! Bad Tal!