Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

We always knew there was a dark side to Fang. But just how dark is it? And how deep can your scars run? FAX! Warning. Rating totally justified, don't read if you get offended easily. Language. Original Version of Story. Unfinished. Plan to rewrite in future.

Destiel Restaurant AU. The Winchester's own a nice little restaurant. Dean works as a bartender there. Without his knowledge, one night a critic named Castiel Novak stumbles into the restaurant. So Dean, does what Dean does best.

Dean lives what seems to be perfect life with his wife, until on one rainy evening he picks up a young man walking by the road and his life gets turned upside down. Slash, AU. Click the link for more information! And yes, I suck at summaries.

Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.

So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

When John sends his sons to an all-boys Catholic school, Dean thinks his life is basically over. It's his senior year, and Dean's never wanted anything for himself, resigned to a life following his workaholic father's footsteps. And then he meets Castiel

AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.

Another day, another town; when their bounty hunter father enrolls he and Sam in yet another school Dean thinks this will be another town he'll forget five minutes after he leaves it - until he meets a lonely, blue-eyed classmate and all of that begins to change. A Dean/Castiel all-human high school AU with movie nights, unexpected reunions, heartbreak and a steamy hotel shower.

Castiel and his mother move to Louisiana for his mother's new job: a great opportunity for Mrs. Novak to be a lady's companion. The only problem is: The Winchesters are weird and even weirder things happen around them. M for a multitude of reasons.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

Crack. Utter Crack, with kittens, and Castiel, and snuggles. Set some time on season 5. BHJ - Stop giving me ideas!

Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel

CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.

When a fast talking witch hexes Dean to get rid of all his scars, he's surprised to find that includes the handprint, too. It's not until Castiel shows up that he realizes just how much trouble they're actually in. Handprint fic with bonus sick!Cas.

Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!

Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.

In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.

Sequel to "Call Me". A progression of the relationship between Alec and Magnus, and continuation of the original storyline from their POV; takes place a few days after the end of City of Glass.

Dean knows his wife is having an affair, he just doesn't know with who - and when he finds out, it's worse than he thought. Destiel Slash AU.

...and one Dean didn't mind as much. My obligatory 5 things fic, with some angst, some fluff and a tiny tiny nouveau cuisine amount of porn.

Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.

Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.

Ig has a plan to force Fang to admit his feelings for Max, but what'll he do when it backfires? What happens when Mr. No Emotion gets a new power that's sending the whole flock on an emotional rollercoaster? Officially on HIATUS

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

New Years 2010. Magnus is throwing a party at his loft, to which Alec was dragged along. What happens when the ball drops?

/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

Someone wants the Book of the White, and there's only one way to get it from Magnus. Alec. The Usual Malec and Clary/Jace nothing more! hurt!Alec set after COG Malec centric

It's America's Next Top Model..but Mortal Instruments style! It has all the drama and all the hilarity. It has all our favorite characters as well as some that we love to hate. Plus the usual pairings. And some unusual ones. Who's going to be on top?

Alec and Magnus, several months post-City of Glass. The "magic moment" we've all been waiting for. Rated M for mmmmm, it's about time. Lemony fresh.

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

One-shots - at least at the moment. Inspired by works of art I found on the web. Alec and Magnus only. **Feel free to PM me with suggestions! I will take any challenge.

Oneshot. My first attempt at Malec. Magnus has had a bad day, so who's this in his apartment and what's that funny smell...? A bit of fluff to lighten your day! R&R.

Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!

After Alec steps into a portal gone wrong that was supposed to lead him home, he finds himself in a different place, a different world, and face to face with a very different Magnus Bane. It's London, 1878.

Alec only has his memories and his regret. Spoilers for City of Glass. Takes place the night of the funeral.

After a depressing break up and a lot of alcohol, Fang finds himself in bed with his best friend's sister, Max. He has to decide whether it was a one night stand or whether he actually has feelings for her. AU. FAX. A little OOC. Minor sex references.

Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.

Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.

Story begins after the cookie for City of Glass where Jace dares Alec to kiss him. What will happen to their relationships, both with each other, and with those they care about, if Alec does? Multi-Chaptered Story. Jace/Alec, Jace/Clary, Alec/Magnus

AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...