My name is Arpie.

I have a twin, Abz, who I love. A lot.

I'm an unabashed Slytherin, and am very sarcastic, yet very literal, if that makes sense.

I love slash; it is my drug, and I am completely and utterly addicted to it. I cannot live without it; gay love is beautiful, and homophobes are pretty stupid to hate queer people. I have been reading/sort-of-writing fan fiction for maybe three years now, I think, and I am happily drowning in it all. Unfortunately, in smothering myself with so much slash, I find it very difficult to ship straight pairings. I hate grammatical and typographical errors, and I'm a perfectionist; I'm obsessed with ensuring that anything I write has no spelling errors whatsoever.

I get bored of talking a lot, and I find it very hard to pick up on social cues.

I love my laptop, and it is the reason why I stay up until two or three a.m. far too often reading fan fiction.

I love Daft Punk, because they are the gods of house music. I love Ed Sheeran, too, and actually find it rather irritating when people always state that Lego House is their favourite song of his, because his other earlier albums have songs that are much better (my favourite album is Songs I Wrote With Amy, and I reckon my favourite song at the moment is Cold Coffee). I love A.F.I., because they mix cuteness with horror rock, and alternative rock, and alternative, and they are amazing.

I also have to state that I love Asian pop; I absolutely love EXO (Kris and Kai!), though I'm not sure whom I prefer—EXO-M or EXO-K. U-KISS are my favourite group at the moment (because I love Soohyun and Jaeseop is a close second [I ship Soovin, Jaeli, and Hoonseop. Sorry, Dongho, you're on your own]), but I also love B.A.P., Big Bang, MBLAQ (Joon and Mir), SHINee (Jonghyun and Taemin are so cute, but my favourite is definitely Minho), and, of course, SuJu (Siwon! Sihyuk, KyuMin, and Yewook)…there are far too many to try and choose and name!

I love RPF, and Jendrew gave me my first taste of the joy of shipping real people together via Carry It In My Heart and It Keeps The Stars Apart.

I ship Drarry with a vengeance, and I hate anything that gets in the way of this. They are my OTP for Harry Potter, and I will never renounce this statement.

I ship NaruSasu, because they are so right together.

KakaIru is also up there, and any Uchihacest, because the Uchihas are great family people and are achingly beautiful together. Also, LeeGaaLee is amazing, and I can't ship these two with anyone else because they are perfect for each other and they complete each other in every right way. Also NejiHina, because the Hyuugas are a spectacular clan, and the Byakugan is so cool, and Hinata is my favourite—actually, she's my one and only, almost, though I don't mind Sakura. The other girls are annoying in the sense that they love Sasuke. I mean, he's awesome, and all, but girls, please. And I like Ino, too, don't get me wrong—female character. Neji's my favourite male at the moment, though that's a bit iffy; it usually jumps from any of the Uchihas (specifically Sasuke), to Naruto, to Kakashi, and back.

My favourite yaoi anime series is Junjou Romantica. Mainly because it is yaoi (and, also, so far, it is the only series that has ever made me cry. It may seem that such a statement is an unusual, or even unsuitable reason to base my opinion on, but I stand by it).

I don't like favouriting—yes, that's not a real word—every single story I read. Every once in a while I will do a massive cull of my less-than-twenty-favourite-fics-long list, so to anyone who writes a fic and it ends up on my list, you better feel damn lucky and hope to God that it's good enough to survive my next cull.

I'm kidding around, of course. I'm just very peculiar. A good fic has a solid and interesting plot, with all the characters, well, in-character—because this is fan fiction, not your own works where you can just change a person any which way you please—and it has to be good enough to want to read again and again and again.

Life would be perfect if someone gave me unlimited download data on free wi-fi so I can suffocate myself in slash. It would also be perfect if I had enough money to buy out all the franchises I wanted so I could make my favourite pairings canon. And it would be perfectly perfect is everyone who was on this site could all write well, because, though there's heaps who can write really well, there's others who can't, and that sort of ticks me off. At least have the decency to respect the English language enough to spell its words correctly.

But then again, no one's perfect.

I'll leave it at that.

Love you, Abz.