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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Halo, My Little Pony, and Happy Tree Friends. "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Information about me At some point you came to my page either by chance, you're pissed off at me for some unknown reason, you saw one of my stories, or you just wanted to chat with me via PM. Whatever the case may be, I welcome you. Name: Brian (family sometimes calls me Junior because my dad has the same name) Birthday: July 12, 1995 PRIZED POSSESSION: My HP Laptop |