I have another account on this site, http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1674225/spicedcheese, where my other stories are published. I created this account because I felt the story I'm posting here is entirely different from the ones I post as spicedcheese. So, here's spicypepper and her strange, inexplicable brain child. As a slash writer, I can't really explain. All I know is that I was sitting in my class on Tolkien and my professor, who is very fond of Harry Potter references, said this: "It would have been like Severus Snape being a female."

Er.

I'm sure, at this point, you've got me.

There will be four or five stories, I haven't worked out the mechanics yet. Also, side stories. Some of them will be more doom and gloom (because there's a lot of doom and gloom in Snape's life), but some will be lighter. I've already written one purely for the lulz. I write a lot of parts at different times, which is unfortunate because, well, stuff changes, but whatever.

Also, I've changed my pen name. Just FYI.

Thanks for reading!