ah! hello friend, I see you've found your way to my profile. Please have a seat...what you would rather stand? I am just a young writer who has his head stuck in the clouds, what harm can i do?...yes that's what i thought.

So traveler, what brings you to my sparse profile at this time of the day? Oh? You wish to read my stories? Oh, i see...no no it's fine...nobody wants to talk to an old author anyways...NO I AM NOT OLD YOU BLIND FOOL "hit's random people in face with cane" I'm just...wise...NO NOT A WISE GUY! THIS IS NOT NEW YORK...yes i know it's subtle racism, SILENCE!...just go read, i'm gonna go watch old, who's line is it anyways re-runs.

ABOUT ME!

AGE- OVER 9000? Ok 18 :)

JOB- Being held at gunpoint to keep writing

FAV FOOD-...i'm in college so...Ramen

FAV BANDS- O.A.R and Elmwood

FAV GAMES- Pokemon(all gens), Halo 3, COD 4&5 and Jade empire

FAV TV SHOWS- Pokemon (Go advanceshipping!), Who's line is it anyways, NCIS, Stargate Universe...Stargate...Stargate Atlantis...ahhh the memories :P

BEST QUOTE- "Who took all the ookies outta the cookie Jar?"-Sange. "Ok Tac, lets do good cop, Bad cop. I'll be the good cop, and you be the cop that's sick of his job and just found out that his 401K was stolen by pirates!"-Kite"

COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD- Dr. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis), J.D (Scrubs), the magicarp salesmen(Pokemon), Pikachu...(he's a hardcore pokemon...), Myself (bwhahahaha).

AMOUNT OF TRAINING- 4 Black belts in different schools of Martial Arts, Wilderness survival, Cold weather survival, Advance tactical training, Long distance shooting, Sword fighting (Kenjutsu master level), Staff Combat (Bojutsu Master Level)

POWER LEVEL- Way over 9000, i'll tell you that...

Eyes- White, not like all total white, kinda like snow, you can still tell i have two different shades of color in my eyes

Hair- Dirty blonde, in a ponytail right now

Face- its...a face...wtf?

Weird things i do- I'm kinda jumpy...and i like to stay quiet and just stand behind people

Place I live- The wonderful snowy wonderland called Alaska...no i do not fight bears, and Yes, We have power.

Home- is where the heart is