When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status: Indefinite Hiatus.

Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.

The Straw Hat crew's adventures with a couple more members: the Naruto group! How will this change things? Please read and find out. First story.

From Hogwarts' historic pitch to the famous stadiums of Europe, Harry fights to earn his place amongst the all-time greats. The stakes are high, and sheer talent is never enough. It's more than just a game. A Quidditch story.

History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

COMPLETE! Lyle is a boy living a normal life in the small village of Oakvale. But when his village is attacked and his family torn apart, he must fight along with his friends to restore what he lost and gain vengeance on those responsible. R&R

Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa

He dreamed of being a hero, just like his idol. With only his will and determination to guide him, he will take on any challenges and hardships that comes his way. Watch as a young boy takes on his dream and fulfill a promise he made to his father! AU/Alt Natsu.

War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?

Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself

What if by a chance of fate an unwitting Prince Clovis had stumbled upon Lelouch and Nunnally before the Shinjuku incident ever happened? They say the future is not set in stone but destiny will not be cheated. Chapters 1-10 re-reeditied, more to come soon.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Can you really call the death of everyone you love "victory"? Luffy makes it to Raftel, but loses his entire crew. Only when a dead man reveals himself, saves him from certain death and offers him a way back to the very beginning does Luffy realize it's bigger than "Pirate Kings". The Will of D must live on, no matter what. 2018 reboot in process. chaps updated: 15/31. Luffy/(TBD)

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

AU. Uzumaki Naruto is destined to die in his final battle with Uchiha Madara. When all hope seems lost, it seems someone else has different plans for Konoha's Most Unpredictable Shinobi! Time-Travel, Pairings undecided. Skilled, strong Naruto.

Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.

Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU

AU Naruto is called back to his village by the Yondaime, but relations between them are frigid. Yet father and son will have to learn to get along if Konoha is to survive the next great war. Features semi-super! Naruto. No foreseeable pairings.

COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

AU. Sirius defeats Voldemort in Godric's Hollow but is disenchanted by the Wizengamot. A story of intrigue and rebellion, inspired by the history of Julius Caesar. Sirius descends from politician to army general to dictator, while Harry and Draco grow

A 3 part One-Shot that will become the foundation of a future series. Based on a whimsical idea of Shadow Skill stuff with touches of Originality.

Minato, in the shinigami's stomach, sees what should have never been allowed to happen. Naruto, killed at 11 years old. The shinigami gives him a choice. Go into his son's body, and act as him, or remain as a dead spirit. Minato chooses the obvious.

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

The FF world is stuffed full of fantasy Harrys. What will fourteen of them do now though when they've been sent to the 'cannon world' to learn from the REAL Harry? Will Gay!Harry go straight? Will Dark!Harry go good? Will Super!Harry ever lose a duel?

A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

A young Naruto never thought a thunder storm would bring a torrent of power in the form of a dieing man...leaving him gift that would propel him towards his dreams...or nightmares? AUish.

Himura, Musashi and Kurita were coached by Sakaki, but they were introduced to American Football by a middle school underclassman from America. On their last chance at the Christmas Bowl, an American foreign exchange student comes to attend Deimon. Abandoned.

The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.

James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.

An alternate universe fic if you couldn't tell, I decided to do a retelling of the story with the idea "How would the story change if Lelouch remained a Prince?"

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Au Major. Naruto is a bit of an enigma. A mystery you might say. He sleeps twenty hours a day, He quotes fortune cookies, and he kicks more ass than anyone this side of the universe. How? Read to find out. UP FOR ADOPTION. Contact me for the One Rule.

Everyone in Team 7 swaps bodies. Hilarity ensues. Short chapters but hopeully frequent updates.

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

Things become interesting in Iruka's class when one girl notices an uncanny similarity between the man pictured in her book and the loud, annoying blond seated behind her. Preseries.

Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.

What if the Force could grant your greatest desire? Luke Skywalker wishes to have known his father before he turned to the Dark Side. Could he change the fate of the galaxy by meeting Anakin? ROTS AU, timetravel. COMPLETED.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...