Dirk-Steadfasthide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Code Geass, Powerpuff Girls, and Harry Potter. I am a big stwong man. I like the Justice League and making fart jokes. Due to a childhood obsession, I sometimes write stories about the Powerpuff Girls, though I more often team up with my heterosexual life partner Ol' Bob, and make up Harry Potter themed fart jokes. One day I hope that my own characters are having fart jokes written about them on this website. Aside from all that, I also like playing video games (really excited for the new Guilty Gear), reading (Herman Melville is probably my favorite), listening to music (Devin Townsend and Buckethead are my first choices), watching cartoons (Justice League was, is, forever shall be the greatest cartoon to be made manifest!), collecting and reading comic books (Peter J Tomasi's run of Batman and Robin is criminally under rated), and making fun of terrible horror films (7 Below anyone?). I have a doggy. His name is Brick. He's a good doggy. If you saw me on the street you would probably think, "Hey, he's a tall guy," and you'd be right. But if you got to know me you'd think, "Hey, he's a tall guy," and you'd still be right. This is the spot where I could copy and paste a bunch of poems or anecdotes about true love, or how abortion is wrong, or how God loves me lots. I'm not going to do that, though. I am pro people and pro choices. You shouldn't hurt people and you should let them make their own choices. I guess that's it for now. Love Dirk Steadfast |
A Vendetta to be Paid by Sandstorm3D reviews
Crime fighting is an everyday affair for Blossom and her sisters, but some villains push the limits too far…and now they're going to pay.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,161 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Blossom, Buttercup - Complete
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Key Party: The Struggle For A Muggle reviews
Draco is in love with Hermione. He decides to try and win her hand (plus other body parts) with an impressive party. But what happens when his plans go awry? New friendships form, old standards are broken. People have sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quintuple Wizard Tournament reviews
Harry Potter embarks on his fourth year at Hogwarts along with his friends. They (maybe) make new friends from several other schools. Also Harry deals with Sweeney Todd-like obsession in regards to his true nemesis. There will be blood. And food. And Maybe some kind of mixup of both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Cedric D.
Buttercup Vs The New World Order reviews
Times are changing and Buttercup has to get with it or get swept aside. She is outnumbered by her enemies. Her allies can't be trusted. And worst of all, she's out of practice! She'll have to join forces with the unlikeliest (though unsurprising) people if she wants to have any hope of restoring order.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Butch, Buttercup
Every Rose Has Its Bones reviews
Rose Weasley is in charge of the school. She wants to dance (sort of), but is willing to sacrifice any who get in her way to see this dream to fruition. Only Scorpius has a chance of stopping her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Sorcerer's Pet Rock reviews
A different perspective on Harry's first year at Hogwarts. That perspective being one of an Idiot's. Don't expect any of the characters to act as they did in the books, movies, or your fantasies. Read and/or review (we know you're super swamped sometimes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,130 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
This is not a Pipedream reviews
Voldemort summons various villains from around the universe to help him come up with a plan to kill Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Scorpius' Day Off reviews
Scorpius goes to Hogwarts for his first year, but has trouble fitting in. Luckily, the young, buxom Rose Weasley is there to help relieve the lonesomeness. Unfortunately, her male relatives have intentions of a far more aggressive nature. Rated M for potty mouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Once Upon a Summer's Day I Missed My Train reviews
A delightful trek through the woods is only so if you intended to trek through the woods. But our brilliant hero makes the most of her situation in the woods by being there. Woods you like to be my friend? . . . Anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Complete
Fierce Cup O Reality reviews
There's a meteor on its way to Earth, and nobody seems to care. They're all too busy with other things to notice what's really important. Why is Blossom so angry? Is Butercup's drug addiction a serious? Why is Bubbles a stripper? Are there vampires, or is it just a series of freaky murders?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bubbles - Complete
The Title That Gives No Indication as to What the Story May Contain reviews
A love story. Also a story of epic battles and sharp wit. Also none of these things. Time is explored as a subject, then dismissed. There are wizards, robots, and dinosaurs. Read it if you dare, or don't if you feel like you have better things to do with your time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Mirror Mirror reviews
The coldest night are often such because of the low temperatures. Sirius finds that out the only way man can. Also, there's a snake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sirius B., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Reasons as to why Blossom and Brick shouldn't date reviews
Nothinng could be said here that isn't already explained in the tite, but if you really must know. A high school romance sort of, in which the characters mentioned in the title go through the motions of being in a relationship, until the day they realize.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Pirate Day reviews
It's National Speak Like a Pirate Day, and Lelouche is not amused. Now contains 15% of your daily dose of Suzaku
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
