HI!!

I'm not new to Fanfiction.net I just have a new account. I royally screwed up on the last one (I'm getting away from the people trowing tomatos at me) and no I'm not moving my stoies because if I do those people who throw tomatoes at me will know where I am and thats not fun.

I write mostly/all Harry Potter fics but if you want me to write something else I'll try if I've read/ seen it.

If you can't tell yet I suck at spelling so don't kill me for that.

Ummmmm I mostly write Harry with some Slytherin guy so if you don't like my parings don't complain. DON'T LIKEY DON'T READEY!!

Oh ummmmm yeah I PROCRASTINATE (is that spelled right?) so if you don't like it if I only update like every other week after I get off My "I'm Pumped about my new story" Vibe then you might want to wait till I'm done with the story. If I don't update after Two weeks from the last one Please Message me reminding me that I still have readers who are very curios (spelled right?) about the story.

SO on to the funny space fillers:

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Harry Potter
2.Draco Malfoy
3.Lord Voldemort
4.Severus Snape
5.Ginny Weasley
6.Hermione Granger
7.Ron Weasley
8.Sirius Black
9.Remus Lupin
10.Fred Weasley
Weasley
12.Blaise Zabini

2. 01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Nope, But that sounds good... Damn Ron would be Jealous

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lets see... less wrinkles and he needs to wash his hair.

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
ummm... Don't belive in Mpregs but HOT couple there.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Hmmmm, nope, he's always a secondary character

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
All the time when Draco is strait that is.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ginny/Remus or Ginny/Fred... have to go with the first not all for insest you know.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
haha ROn would scream and run out while Blaise and Draco would laugh hisaricaly

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Lord Voldemort and Fred weasley Hummm...

One imaginable Jokers experimant messed up and he got transpoted to LVs hide out What will happen when LV looks up and sees him there? WHat if LV waked over and made out with him? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO FRED?

(I'm doubbled over laghing... its a good thing I imagen Fred gay hahaha but poor fred would be scared out of his mind!)

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
I've herd of it... never read Sirius/Harry though

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
OH GOD! RON AND BLAISE okay "The lion scared of the lion...what can the snake do?"

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Okay! Harry Is surprised when in 5th year people get resorted... he is resorted into slytherin and suddenly gets stuck with snape in the room of requirement. what will happen when snape advanses on HARRY!

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
YES ALL MY FRIENDS LOVE RON SLASH (I don't know why)

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
DOn't know if that means Passionet sex or something else but I'm the only one of my friends who reads Voldie slash

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
One but He loves Gorege everything (Hes totaly gay and for red heads)

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Not that I know of. I'm the only one who even thinks Ginny would like Draco but I'm sure Draco/Severus/Ginny would be funny

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"HEY I totally got this new product that makes SEX 10 time more plesurable!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
How to Save a life (Its what I'm listening to that right now so thats what I said)

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Hermione/Blaise Lots of lemon language and quite graphic ;)

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Fred on Draco hummm? "I hear you like passion well we can use this 'get ten times better results' lub I made"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
a year ago... Don't read much Ginny spotlight.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Hermione, she knows every way she can have sex and will tell her lover proudly how to do it.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Gorege shag Remus... Matters on the story but... most sober

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
That wouldent Happen but Volie would

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Harry and Rmus are in a happy relationship until Remus suddenly runs off with Severus. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gorege and a brief unhappy affair with Blaise, then follows the wise advice of Ginny and finds true love with Voldie."

I would call it "Last Love wins"

(nicknames) LULU, COULTY, JJ, I would wite it cuz thats something I would write (they would read it cuz they feel 'bad for me' dumb friends... DONT KILL ME I DIDN'T MEAN IT GUYS)

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Ron/Sirius. Weird but possible

YOu know your in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. (This means that the Durslys are odd :))

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. (chooooooooocccooooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaate-yum!!)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know theAlphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.-My Aunt survived in 2004.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX. SakuraUmeTheDeadSheNinja, Sabaku no Kurai, MutantPaperClipWarrior,number1sasunaruffan, TheSkysCloud, DMHPsasunaru, Dragonangel7

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it;

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made my dad so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is all dark, my folk aren’t at home

When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I press myself against the wall.

I try to hide, from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me

And yells at more, I finally get free

And run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall

I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken

And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream, but it’s now much to late

His face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain, again and again

O please God have mercy, O please let it end!

And he finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless.

Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany

I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me

And you can help, sickness me top the soul,

If you read this and don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

one heartless person, to not be effected

By this Poem, and because you are effected

Do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

This is like the song concrete angel. here is the lyrics:

She walks to school with the lunch she packed
Nobody knows what she's holding back
Wearing the same dress she wore yesterday
She hides the bruises with the linen and lace, oh

The teacher wonders but she doesn't ask
It's hard to see the pain behind the mask
Bearing the burden of a secret storm
Sometimes she wishes she was never born

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
Where she's loved concrete angel

Somebody cries in the middle of the night
The neighbors hear but they turn out the light
A fragile soul caught in the hands of fate
When morning comes it will be too late

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
Where she's loved concrete angel

A statue stands in a shaded place
An angel girl with an upturned face
A name is written on a polished rock
A broken heart that the world forgot

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
Where she's loved concrete angel

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die.

If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.