RIGHT. Um, have several fics in process, but have yet to a) finish or b) post them. Go me! I love beta readers. They are helpful. ^ ^

Am fan of LOTR, SW, TP, and a number of others. HIGHTLY dislike Mary-Sues, and don't mind flames. Please nothing like "OMG!!!!! ths fic is soooooo good!!!" (I did not put 'bad' there, because I assume that if you are the type to write the above kind of review, you would say something like "this sux!! you suck!!! i hope you go 2 hel and dye!" or something to that extent.

I apoligize if I offend (well, not really), but I am cynical, bitter, and sarcastic. Please excuse me.

Constructive Criticism is always appreciated. You get chocolate.

Beware the Minis!!! Leogoles and Gimley, my two adorable mini-balrogs and Drac, the mini-Aragog, are hanging about, so beware!

thank you.

-Dragonlet