America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.

AU: Matthew thought that Alfred's sordid reputation and their crazy families were the only challenges in their relationship. Little did he know Alfred is harboring a secret that might tear them apart. Can he save him before it's too late? Mainly AlxMatt

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.

"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.

Gradual kink meme de-anon. America has harbored a crush on Australia for a long time, and acts it out via the Sims. Of course Australia was going to find out about it. Now complete US/Australia, mentions of Estonia/Latvia

From the very beginning, America and Canada have known exactly who they wanted to be with. De-anon, human names used, Am/Can/Am

FrUk. Francis was a master at seducing. He knew all the tricks and smiles to work his way into a person's bed. So it was only natural for him to recognize someone else doing the same to him.

America films a nature documentary on the mating habits of nations. It goes about as well as expected.

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

De-anon from the kink meme. England really wants to know about America's relationship with Canada. He probably shouldn't have brought that up... Various FACE pairings. Warnings inside.

Quick one-shot. Russia has noticed the most interesting thing about his partner.

It was like a gunshot to Russia's ears - and he felt an insane rush of - an inhuman kind of hate. RussiaAmerica, implied non-con EnglandAmerica. Violence.

America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.

It is ascending. Come dawn, they will be no more. Russia/America

Russia tries to charm America with various cliches. Meanwhile, America thinks the whole thing is an elaborate April Fool's Day prank. The START talks just got a lot more interesting. Written for the Russiamerica livejournal community; based on a prompt.

CanUS. After Canada wins the hockey gold, he deserves some kind of reward from his brother, right?

An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America

FrUk. France felt his mouth go dry. England was looking back at him, green eyes half-lidded and a growing smirk on his lips as he slowly brought the pen up to his mouth and- Mon Dieu.

Hands, eyes, hearts like ice. They are alone, together. Oneshot SLASH

The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.

They're like a married couple. Except not married–Matthew stands by that, damn it.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.

Sleeping was better than listening to Alfred. It was better than listening to Arthur. And it was better than glaring daggers at the nation sitting next to him. PWP; Sadiq/Heracles