Isn't my avatar awesome? I'm never changing it.

Right, So. I don't really think you people care about this stuff, I'd like to hope you only care about the stories, but I'll put stuff in here just so it doesn't look empty.

Not telling name or age, my country is Croatia, sorta.

My appareance: Real short. A whooping 155 cm. Blue eyes, which is probably the part I most like about myself. Hair that USED to brown, but is now practically BLONDE! I HATE BLONDE HAIR! (no offense to blondes, but I just look horrrible with blonde hair). Real pale skin. The entire summer I went every day to Boninovo, which are great cliffs (not a beach. I perfer cliffs to beaches, 'casue of the jump spots) and the sun is awesome there and I have paler skin than my mom, who goes swimming maybe ONCE a month, and half the time it's some cafe next to the beach, where there's tons of shade. I take after my dad, and I blame him for this. Do you have any idea how much I look like a British or German tourist during the summer? (again, no offense to Brits or Germans, but the ones thst come to Dubrovnik, at least, are really pale and sunburned) I'm a fucking VAMPIRE, which half my friends seem to think is awesome.

My dad's American and my mom's Croatian, but we used to live in America (San Fransisco to be exact) till I was 8 when we went to Croatia. I know English and Croatian, but not living in a English speaking-country does sorta drain you, so forgive me if I have a bunch of spelling mistakes. The only reason my spelling's not completely miserable is because I read books a lot and use the spell-check.

I like swimming, diving, shells, seafood, rock, metal, alternative, peace signs, doves, long hair, cool-looking Chinese-chopstick hair, blue hair, jumping off rocks into the water, playing cards, rummy, bullshit, poker, bridge and žandar which is a Hercegovinion game so I bet none of you know it, lemons, angst, crackfics, yaoi, yuri, het, Naruto, Shaman King, Twilight, Harry Potter, Eragon, Tad Williams, love mangas and brainstorming.

I dislike smoking, drugs, hypocrites, snobby people, stereotyping, pink, war, racism, sexism, homophobes, my uncle Jim, my cousin Natalie, bracelets, coconut, caramel, birds, heights, and a buch of other stuff. I'm generally an optimistic person.

Will mostly be writing Sasunaru. I love that pairing. Maybe SuiSasu, too. I know I'm crazy, but they just click...or something. SuiKarin is great too. Suigetsu is my all-time fav Naruto character. I'll be posting a lot of Suigetsu and Taka stuff.

PROUD SUPPORTER OF CROATIAN NATIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM AND DINAMO! Even though Dinamo always loses...Yeah so we did beat Kazahstan but that's it. England lost to Ukraine on purpose and now we aren't going to the World Cup. Fuck.

Favorite Naruto pairings:

SasuNaru-my OTP

SuiSasu

SuiKarin

KibaHina

LeeSaku

SasuNaru pwns them all though.

BEST LYRICS EVER:

1. I'll show you mine if you show me yours first

Let's compare scars I'll tell you whose is worst

Band: Rise against

Song: Swing life away

2. Neutrality means you don't really care

Cause the struggle goes on even when you're not there

Band: Rise against

Song: Collapse (Post-Amerika)

Yeah, they're my fav band.

3. Malo nas je, al' nas ima

Then something after I don't know,

Band: Croats at a game, usually soccer or handball

Song: I have no idea. I only know this lyric.

Translation: There's a little of us, but there's us.

Ok, it sounds much better in Croatian. It's one of those cheer songs people sing at games, usually soccer and handball. Anyway, it's much more poetic and actually rhymes in Croatian, so it's impossible to translate well. Like I said, sounds much better in Croatian.

Current reading material: Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami. I swear, this book brings incest to a whole new level. Reccomend it to everyone.

MANGA UPDATE: SASUKE is such a cold-hearted bastard.

Fic ideas: As far as you get is my new pet.

Life sucks. Get used to it.

"For people that HATE stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST wear to much makeup.
I drink ENERGY DRINKS, so I MUST steal from 7eleven.
I have a TAN, so it MUST be fake.

Quote: I think people are born bisexual, and it's just that are parents and society knid of veer us off into this feeling of 'Oh, I can't'. -Billie Joe Armstrong

Grils rule, boys drool. -I don't really know...

Um, yeah, that's it. God, I need more quotes.

My newest and most passionable hate:

People who wine about how person A would never wind up with person B, and how it's just unutarual and shouldn't be written and will never happen. HELLO! That's the whole freaking POINT of fanfiction! I mean, look at me! I write SuiSasu and SasuNaru, the same character with 2 different other characters, just becasue I like BOTH of the pairings! Admittably, a lot more SasuNaru with SuiSasu, but still! And, I write SuiSasu and SuiKarin! Well, will write SuiKarin becasue As far as you get only has 2 chaps so far, but still! Again, 2 character with 2 different other characters! I just don't read the pairings I like, and don't wine and complain about how it's so stupid and will never happen. That's why cannon exists. So we can write about things we WANT to happen, but probably never will. I mean, God, don't these people get anything? Who cares Sasuke and Suigetsu will never be together (maybe), we want them to and we write about it.

WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!

I COMMAND all Yaoi fans to watch it!! I cried at the end!! It's absolutely BEAUTIFUL!! I CRIED AT THE END!!