:Author Information:

Name - Mr. Clark

Age - Top Secret

:Update:

Hello all. This is awkward. You all have read and been faithful readers while I have sucked worse than anything that might have sucked before. The suckening. That is me.

I have decided in my lameness, that I can no longer attempt to try and keep writing fanfiction, and have thus begun a few dejected stabs at the actual writing world. Having no agents or anything around me, I have been forced to find other means, so it is a long road ahead.

I apologize for my horridness. I like 'ness'. I add it to every word. Wordness.

For those of you that do not wish to kill me, you may see my activities on Twitter, which I have begun to use and by that I mean I typed my name in and made an account. I will only post things pertaining to writing and/or videogames. Those are the only things that matter. If you wish to check in on me, I shall provide a link below. Belowness.

http://twitter.com/JacobMcDonnell