When it comes to fanfic, there are plenty of fish in the sea. When it comes to those fish--thank god we're in a tank. Don't forget to adjust the temperature controls and provide regular feedings. Making fish-faces through the glass is also advisable under any conditions.

The Aquarium is:

keldjinfae, the Pilot Fish, and
Casey V., the Mako Shark

and occasionally:

White Silver and Mercury, the Not-Giant Squid.

Avatar features: the talented Shinrai Faith, the Barracuda.

Currently in progress: Top Secret Christmas Project... god help us.

In the likely event that it needs to be defined: "Sora." Roxas said his name very carefully and slowly, and shifted just a bit more upright against the door. "You engaged in an activity with a second party in which at least one of you achieved orgasm. This qualifies as sex." --Boys Chapter 14, by Casey V.