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Joined 08-16-09, id: 2050012, Profile Updated: 03-02-10
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HI! Just to save confusion my name has just changed from EmmettMcCartyCullenrules so please remember who I am!

I'm the biggest Twilight fan in the UK, just look at my bedroom and you'll see why.

Ok, this is new because I'd thought I'd put some stuff about me on here, because, well, it's meant to be about me, so here we go:

Favourite books: Twilight saga, Cirque du freak, White Fang, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, and many more...

Favourite Films: Avatar, Twilight/New Moon, Sherlock Holmes, Cirque Du Freak (despite the vampaneze not being distinctly purple), Step Brothers, and pretty much all the Disney films, including Pirates of the Carribean! woo! oh and Free Willy, it always makes me cry.

Favourite Tv shows: House, Hustle, The Simpsons, Spongebob Squarepants, JONAS and Casualty!

Favourite animals: wolves, killer whales and RATS. Dragons are cool too.

Favourite characters: Larten Crepsley, Edward Carlisle and Emmett Cullen, Gavner Purl, Vancha March (notice how they're all vampires so far), Torak and Wolf and lots more.

I'm a dog person (sorry cats), I live in South West England, I'm half South African, I like to go around in barefeet and my name is Ruth. hello! That's about it, so enjoy whatever you've come for! oh, stories, right :)


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Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN


You know its the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.


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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination


If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

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Emmet Potter and the Deathly Hallows by ectetera reviews
When Emmet becomes a hardcore Harry Potter fan, he decided to make a parody of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows with the whole family. But knowing Emmet, nothing ever goes to plan. Join him and the pusrue to FAME! please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Emmett
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
The Unholy Alliance by Lyssie Len reviews
The summer after the events of Twilight, Bella is getting to know Edward and his family and makes a startling discovery. Maybe you can bet against Alice after all. In 1985 Alice bet against Edward and Rosalie. She lost.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
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First Impressions reviews
In the time before Bella came along, it's the Cullens' first day at their new school. Naturally, it's not the best start. Rated so the authorities don't crash into my house if I put a bad word. Pen name has changed from EmmettMcCartyCullenrules.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Emmett's Movie Night reviews
Emmett wants to watch a movie and forces the others to as well. Alice picks a nice soppy one. What could possibly go wrong? Rated T just to be safe and for later chapters coz im paranoid. My first fanfic so please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete