Hello!! Fan Fictioners!!

Hi there people of Fan Fiction!! According to my username, I love Twilight!! I started with adoring Edward and then, once I read Breaking Dawn, I began to finally find a place in my heart for Jacob (hence, Edcob). However, I'm Team SETH all the way! Seth Clearwater rocks and will rock for many, many, many years to come (forever). I started reading Twilight back in October of 2008, wondering why everybody was so excited about the movie coming out, after I finished Twilight I was dying to read, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn which thankfully were already written (would have gone crazy waiting for them if they weren't). I was suprisingly disapionnted that Stephenie Meyer let Summit make her book into such a terrible movie, Kristen Stewart may look like the absolute perfect Bella, but she has no good way of showing emotion. Edward and Jacob on the other hand, were lucky enough to have fantastic actors playing them! I hope to see her improve later on, yet seeing progression in her would be like watching a frog turn into a prince (Sorry that was a weird comparrison).

English Bulldogs rock!! I have a bully who's a little over a year whom I love with all of my heart. I love you Maggie!!

Edward Cullen loves girls with brown hair and brown eyes, I have brown hair and eyes!! Teehee. :D

A little bit more about me (in case you actually care enought to read)

So, you all already know I'm Team Edcob 4 Life (duh)... I'm a girl in a small town who's favorite hobby is laughing and spending time with my best friends, and eating orange flavored Certs (TM). I can find beauty in everything on Earth because, hey, the world is just so magical when you think about it (...not to sound like one of those cheesy freaks, but seriously, think about it). I can speak English, Sign Language, and I use sarcam as a third language. I have brown hair, big brown eyes, glasses that I'm supposed to wear (but only use when i read even though I'm supposed to wear them everywhere 20/30 eyesight is good enough right?). I wear the hell out of Converse and have about 7 pairs of them just in gereral. I also have like 3 pairs of fake Converse, but that doesn't count... I hate wearing skirts even if I think I look good in them, it just doesn't feel right. I belong in jeans. Forever. Another few things of mine I love to do are driving in the middle of the night, listening to music (which I would die without... seriously), showing off a 4.0 every now and then, and drawing. If anyone would describe me in one word,it would just be my name, which, once again I'm not telling the whole internet... Yeah. (:

BETA!!

So guys, I just got a Beta!! YAY YAY YAY!! I'll read just about anything, so PM me if you're interested in having me be a Beta for you! (:

Music!!

I utterly completely love music with all of my heart. I am learing gutair, and write a few songs every now and then (occasionally some Twilight parody songs). I love punk (Rancid, The Clash, Street Dogs, Dropkick Murphies,Misfits, etc...) but I'm also a sucker for cute little songs and rockablilly stuff. If you happpen to read this and have a You Tube account sub Anthony Hill!! He is the bomb!! I am obcessed with Tayor Swift, you got to love her!! I think "The Way I Loved You" fits Twilight wvery well. And "Thinking of You"by Katty Perry fits New Moon almost perfectly. I still don't know about Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Currently the only songs I have in my head are "I'm Yours" and "Falling for You" and a whole bunch of songs by a band called Poema on MySpace and YouTube. If you get a chance, check them out!

Stories!!

As some of you may know, I have a story out called Never Say Never. It's roughly based off the song Never Say Never, by the Fray. Or at least based off of the first verse of the song. Haha. Please, if you've read any of the things I've written, then review. It makes my day!! :D Oh, and if you have any ideas for one shots, or even a few ideas for a whole story, I'd be willing to write them, but you'll have to remember it might take me a while. Teehee.

TwilighterluvsEdward

If you are looking for some funny as heck stories about Twilight, then check out the parodies that my best friend writes who's user name is TwilighterluvsEdward, add her as a friend, favorite her, and reveiw, she would love feedback. Twilighter also has a story out that is about Bella being an outcast, plus it's all human. I'm proud to say she is my best friend and writes like a published author who is VERY talented!

Vampires-313

DO any of you Twilight fans out there also LOVE TheVampire Diaries? Well, my OTHER best friend loves the VD, and so she wrote/ is still writing a story on it. It's called Night Fall, and it's about Katherine actually dying, and also has a twist with shape shifters. PLEASE read the story, and review and favorite!! She rocks, and you will too if you read her story.

loyalluv

So, loyalluv is one of my Betas!! I'm helping her out with her awesome story called Your Different, and if you like stories about Bella and Edward, then you'll love this story!! loyalluv also had two other stories, which are also great, but I think Your Different is the best. So please check it out!! (;

AthenaAnn

AnthenaAnn is also one of my Betas, she rocks!! She's such a talented writer, and I'm Beta (ing) nher story Summer Kisses, which is about Bella and Edward falling in love, while at camp! If you like Bella/Edward pairings, then you'll love Summer Kisses!

BIG NEWS!! READ, Please?

Okay, as you all know, I am in love with Seth Clearwater. Guess what!? They have finally cast the guy to play Seth. His name is BooBoo Stewart, and although he doesn't exactly look like how I imagined my Seth to look, he DOES have that adorable smile that Seth is supposed to have, so I am crossing my fingers that he does a great job, or I just might murder somebordy at Summit who does the casting. JK, JK, but I will be very mad. Other than that, they have also cast extras for Eclipse like Riley (I actually think they picked a good person for Riley, suprisingly, he is just how I imagined him), Bree, etc... OH! They also cast Leah. I can't wait for Eclipse to come out in just 6 months!! Yeha, I mean it! Six months!! Finally, I have my Seth cast, and I know what he looks like... (;

Copy and Paste Stuff

If anyone is wondering, I did NOT make these up. They came from somebody else's profile.

If you ever believed that there was a tv show where people talk about how they were killed by a ghost and have come back from the dead to tell you their story, copy and paste this on your profile. BTW this happened to me with Team Edcob 4 Life...But there isn't a show where people talk about how they were killed by a ghost and have come back from the dead to tell you their story. She tricked me!! I was excited because that sounded like a cool show...but she lied. :~( ~This is from TwilighterluvsEdward, who pulled a blonde girl. LoL, I tricked her big time!

If anyone you know thought that 9.10 was a number. cough - Team Edcob 4 Life - cough. Another funny story was when we (as in my family and friends) were rating the Harry Potter movie. My brother said "9.9" and Team Edcob 4 Life said "Why not 9.10?" And we all started laughing and I said "Because there is no such thing as 9.10" Anyway, if that ever happened to you, copy and paste it onto your profile.

~It is sad to say that that was me, being very gulable. :( ~

If everyone in your grade/school HATES one of your teachers in particular, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If when you first got your Twilight book and you didn't let any type of liquid or food or brothers come within 5 feet of it, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If your mother has ever suggested taking Twilight to the beach and you freaked out and said things like "WHAT!! NOOO!! Then sand would get all over it and I'd have to spend hours trying to get every little piece of sand off of it and..." then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading any of the Twilight Sage books or are reading something Twilight-related and someone says a Twilight book, Twilight character, or anything Twilight related and you immediately stopped reading and said "WHAT!!" then copy and paste this on your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

Kanye West vrs. Taylor Swift: When I saw the VMAs and saw how rude Kanye was to Taylor Swift, I was shocked. I don't understand why he would fo that to her, if he was drunk or not. But just so you guys know , I AM TEAM TAYLOR SWIFT!! If YOU are on Taylor Swift's team then copy and paste this sentence on your profile!

If you are weird and know it, AND are proud of it, then copy and paste this on your profile. I've had people call me weird and I say "THANKS!!" Yep, thats me!

If you 'Talk Twilight' with the people around you during Math class...and they're guys...and one of them read ALL of the books...including Breaking Dawn...then copy and paste this on your profile.ep. That's me!

If you have ever witnessed a girl (Who has read the Twilight Saga, but NOT The Harry Potter Series) and a guy (Who HATES the Twilight Saga and LOVES Harry Potter) make a bet that the other person couldn't read the other series before the other person...copy and paste this on your profile.

What Taylor Swift thinks FEARLESS means:

To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you’ve been hurt before. FEARLESS is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen. FEARLESS is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again… even though every time you’ve tried before, you’ve lost. It’s FEARLESS to have faith that someday things will change. FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can’t breathe without them. I think it’s FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he’s in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they’ll never stop doing, I think it’s FEARLESS to stop believing them. It’s FEARLESS to say “you’re NOT sorry”, and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS. I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Letting go is FEARLESS. Then, moving on and being alright…That’s FEARLESS too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after. That’s why I write these songs. Because I think love is FEARLESS - Taylor Swift x

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Yay!! Now ones that I made up!! (They will get progressively longer over time)

If you are so obsessed with Edward Cullen, that friends and family have to remind you that he's a fictional character, copy and paste tis on to your profile.

╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder.Put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ channel if you've caught it, too ~ Okay, I didn't make that one up, but it came straight from my YouTube page!~

SETH Seth Seth Seth!! If you think you are the biggest Seth Clearwater fan (besides Team Edcob 4 Life) then post this on your profile.

If you bring a copy of Twilight everywhere, then post this on your profile.

If your afraid you love Twilight more then life, then post this on your profile.

If your friends say Twilight again?! when they catch you reading a copy of Twilight, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you find Edward Cullen perfect for you in every possible way, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you skip important work to read FanFiction stories and get into trouble for it, then copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you ever made your dog dress up randomly as a bumble bee, even when it wasn't Halloween, then copy and paste this onto your profile. Poor Maggie, she didn't like being a Bulldog Bee, she doesn't like to wear clothes at all.

If people at your school sing "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift as a school theme song, then copy and paste this on your profile. Yeah, don't ask about the story behind this. It's all too weird for the internet to know about.

If one of your friends asked you if your going out with someone, and you say "No, I'm married to Seth Clearwater." then copy and paste this to your profile. Yeah, Seth is my husband, so back off!!

If you don't have peirced ears, and think you shopuld, but find one thing holding you back, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friend needs you to post her FanFiction stories because she doesn't know how, then copy and paste this onto your profile. cough-Vampires313-cough,

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Paul

2. Seth

3. Alice

4. Carlisle

5. Bella

6. Nessie

7. Jacob

8. Jared

9. Edward

10. Jasper

11. Emmett

12. Rosalie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Uh, no. I have never read a Nessie/ Emmett fic... I certainly don't want to. That would be pretty gross.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Body temp wise, Carlisle is pretty cold, but heck (!) he is a vampire doctor! How hot is that? Pretty darn hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Wow. I think Emmett would murder Jared, and beat Rosalie to death. Or, if he didn't murder Jared, Jared would probably go through a super painful labor.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Duh, about 95 of Twilight fics invovle Edward. Just search Twilight. Heh Heh. Or read any of my stories!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Actually, yeah. Seth and Nessie are both so sweet, and they would take really good care of eachother. Plus, Seth deserves somebody to love.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Bella/ Edward or Bella/ Jasper. I pick Bella/ Edward because that's the way the story is supposed to be, and Edward would beat the crap out of Jasper any day if he even came close to Bella.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

What would happen if Jacob walked in on Seth and Rosalie having sex? Well, Jacob would probably tell Emmett, and the rest of the gang, Seth would be banned from Jake's pack, and because all of the vamps know about Rosalie doing it with Seth, she would break up with Emmett, causing her to run away from the Cullens, and jake and Bella would be happy because they woulod have to deal with her being such a pain in the butt anymore.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Alice/ Jasper fic... Alice always wanted to see her best friend go out with Jasper Hale, but Bella refuses. Alice goes on a investigation to find out all of the good things about Jasper to prove to Bella that he is great, but during the secret investigation, she ends up falling in love with him.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Paul/Jared fluff? No way.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Nobody Told Me You Actually Cared

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Invisible by Taylor Swift, because Jared is never really talked about in the series.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Language, because having Rosalie in the same room as a wolf is never good.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

TODAY!!

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Paul and Jacob are in a happy relationship until Jacob runs off with Carlisle. Paul, broken hearted, has a hot one- night stand with Emmett, and a breif unhappy affair with Rosalie, then he follows the advice of Bella, and finds true love with Alice.

Sounds like a terrible fic. Ew.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

One and a Half Weeks

Who introduced you to the books?

My mom's friend

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I borrowed them, and then after reading the saga, had them given to me as a gift.

What's your dream ending to the series?

My dream ending to the series is that Stephenie Meyer based a character off of me to be the person who Seth imprints on, but he is already my future husband, so it doesn't really matter that much. Other than that, I liked the ending a lot.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Seth Clearwater

Who's your favorite vampire?

Emmett or Edward. It's a hard decision.

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." - Bella

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

The first time they were in the meadow

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

Lots... I love it when he expresses his love to her, and how he will always be there for her. Oh, or when Bella blows up at him because he imprinted on Nessie. Angry Bella is HAHA-larious!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When they are getting ready for the wedding and Bella is smelling the flowers. SO funny.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Bella and Alice are gong to save Edward, it really moved me for some reason. And I don't think there is a cooler adventure than going with your best friend to a forgien country to save your only love!!

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Of course!! ;)

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Ecipse

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Vampires or Werewolves?

... We have a tie!!

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Wow! ANOTHER tie!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward. Bella is stupid.

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob. (a.k.a. pure hotness.)

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle because he is awesome, and a hot doctor, and smart, and the reason all of the Cullens exist.

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Billy!! I find Billy to be a realllllllly cool person. I mean, who doesn't love fishing?

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria (Victoria because she suvives until the third book, and because I kind of understand why she wanted to kill Bella so badly. James... Just doesn't make any sense.)

Werewolves or Vampires?

Yet another tie... Make up you mind Team Edcob 4 Life

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Ze TV

Are you excited?

I already saw it... But I was really excited when I found out about it! ;)

What do you think of the casting so far?

Eh... Okay I guess.

Are you going to go see it?

I own it now!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

I saw it with my bestie.

Do you think it stayed true to the book?

Eh (again). It was pretty good, but it could have been MUCH better.

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

Yes, and I did!

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

Yes, who doesn't? Course she will. I knew from the very firt book!

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

DUH!

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

Yessie yes yes.

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

Happy

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

Creeped out. To the tenth power.

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

Hope not!

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

Yeah

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

No one! no main characters can die. well they can but it would ruin the book!

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

Nooooooooooooooooooo!! Screams in agony

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

Yeah, but he will stay really close friends with her.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

Bella to become a vampire and for her and Edward to get married.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight

How about Edward's?

ALL OF THEM!! WHO WOULDN'T LOVE EDWARD?!

Jacob's?

New Moon and Eclipse

Alice's?

Breaking Dawn

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Seth SETHHHHHHH yeah... I love Seth. He's my husband so back off ladies!!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you liek the books?

100

I love you all sooooo much for taking the time to stop by ze (yes, ze. Don't question it.) channel... And for being so supportive. And awesome.

Love you all!!

~Team Edcob 4 Life