Hey!:) My name is Katlin Ceclia Rose but I like to be called Katie.I love reading and writting. I'm 16 and live in the U.S. I'm part Italian, Romainan,and Cheoroke. Ironic I'm named after my great aunt who lived in Transillvaina. You can follow me on twitter at KK819

Books I've Read: Twilight Series, Vampire Acdemy Series, Darkest Powers Series, Blue Bloods Series, Immortal Series, Immortal Intermustents Series, Romeo & Juliet, Wurthing Hieghts, Uglies Series, House of Night Series, and that's all I can remember for now.

Favorite Band: Evanesence, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Paramore, FlyLeaf, Meg and Dia

A friend would lend you an umbrella in the rain... but a true friend, LIKE ME, would take yours and scream "RUN BITCH YOUR GETTIN WET!!"

My Quotes:

Nikki (sister):Be merry and row my boat or I'll die?

Me: What the hell?! That's not even any where near what I said!

Nikki: Saying annoying things to irrtate me.

Me: Arggghhhh! You know what?!

Nikki: What?

Me: IF YOU WERE A BARBIE DOLL I'D STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW AND SHUT IT WITH THE DOOR!!

Nikki: That made no sense whatsoever.

Katie (BFF): I'm happier then a bird with a french fry!!

Me: Wow.

Kelsie (uh? I don'y know what to call her): They're just jealous and stupid. (talking about our friends behind back) What do you think?

Me: That your a parasite that thrives on being in the spot light.

Kelsie: What?

Me: I like cookies.

Kelsie: Your wierd.

Me: Sure.

Katie: GEUSS WHAT!

Me: What?

Katie: This soap smells deliscous.

Me: Is that stuff making you high?

Katie: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Me: Give me the soap Katie.

Katie: Smell it!!

Me: I don't wanna smell the stupid... It smells like a bottle of liquid sunshine.

Dad: So you're shoplifting drunk gays?

Me: Basically yes.

Mom: You look like the living dead. What do you just stick your finger in the eyeliner and smear it under your eye?

Me: I'll show you what finger I use.

Grandpa: Don't worry you don't need to move out of the doorway your not fat but you do. ( Moves my mom to the side)

Me: Grandpa!

Mom: What? What he say?

Nikki: When did ya get that hat?

Dad: It's her pimp hat. She stole it off some pimp on the street.

Nikki: WHAT!?

Me: sighs

Me: I won't and you can't make me.

Sara (other sister): Wanna bet.

Me: Bring it cripple!

Sara: I'll smack you with my crutch.

Me: You'll fall genious.

Sara: Not if you have balance.

Me: My point exactly.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, , mad-dog-13, Shadow819

I was lying on my bed, looking at the stars and trying to figure out where the fuck my roof was.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running20to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nana’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...?)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Go ahead and crush the dreams of little kids!!)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On my friend's shoe tag: Warning; Not fire-proof.
(No shit!)