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 Author has written 6 stories for Twilight. I'm an L.A. transplant from a tiny town in Northeastern Iowa who is OBSESSED with Dr. Carlisle Cullen. It's really kind of ridiculous. HEY! I'm always looking for Twitter buddies, so look for me at twitter (dot) com/HoudinisBox Look at what my wonderful Twific Soulmate, Annaleise Marie, made for me! Banners! Can you feel the love? 'Cause I sure do! Here is a visual of how I picture these peeps when I read/write them: Bella 1: http:///2009/03/eliza_dushku.jpg Bella 2: http:///images/content/eliza-dushku-maxim-hq-02.jpg Carlisle 1: http:///images/object/event/wireimage/56/213/024_g.jpg (I like to pretend he's looking like that at me) Carlisle 2: http:///xlilw5.jpg (but blonder) Angela: http:///cinemania/actores/jaime_pressly/fotos/726/jaime_pressly.jpg Ben: http:///more/reabaclcjrm.jpg |
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Your True Colors by BettiGefecht reviews
Annie is a single woman, fetching, lucky and mildly obsessed with Twilight. She doesn't miss a thing in her life. Until one day she sees her own personal Edward. A beautiful boy, way too young... AH, ExB kind of, May to December. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,102 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/15/2017 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Wandering Star by AutumnSong reviews
It was Fate that brought Bella and Carlisle together and her cruelty that seperated them but it was magic that intertwined their souls. When Carlisle begins to have visions, Fate picks up the thread and sends them on the long, dangerous path back to each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,842 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
We Meet Again! by Shyloe reviews
Bella, he knows you." Whispered Edward. I already knew that. The minute he came into view it all clicked. How could i have not realized it sooner. The object of my obsession for the past 11 years, was standing in front of me. looking exactly the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,463 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10388 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Not Without A Fight by Annaleise Marie reviews
Emmett McCarty just moved to Forks, and he's thoroughly unimpressed. Until he meets Rosalie Hale. He decides to use his smoothest moves on her, but now she's unimpressed. If he wants her, he'll have to fight for her. AU/AH canon pairings / slight crackfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,180 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2009 - [Emmett, Rosalie] [Alice, Jasper]
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Near To You by Caitlinlaurie reviews
AU. Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses with someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for. B/C On Temporary Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,366 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Schubert & Stitches by Malone1 reviews
Carlisle/Bella. What really happened in Carlisle's office. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,305 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Carlisle Pays While Bella Preys by andromida1964 reviews
Evil Bella has grown to be a very bitter scientist. She blames Carlisle for her past, being head of his coven. She will make him feel pain both as a vampire and a human. Will she let him go back to his family, when things go wrong, before he dies? MA C/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,744 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
April in Paris by AutumnSong reviews
*EDITING*One night of passionate sex but still one night and one night only,I told myself. We couldn't start this and she knew that as well as I did. She licked her plump lips and blushed as I lectured. This was going to be a long and epic April.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 247,191 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
What Happens At Charlie's Wedding by velvetbutterfly reviews
Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
No More Waiting by AutumnSong reviews
*Fornicatin' Father's Day Entry* Family fun,Chocolate Cake & Blowjobs,OH MY! Lit. Col. Dr. Cullen comes home to Bella & son after two long tours. When little eyes aren't looking Mommy & Daddy get naughty, in and out of the house.AH/Non-Cannon/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 393,036 - Reviews: 4565 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
A Little Me Time by SweetT129 reviews
Charlie has been alone for far too long, and a man has needs. When Bella spends the weekend with Alice, can Charlie find a way to satisfy his?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Charlie S. - Complete
Basking in the Light of our Love by SweetT129 reviews
Sequel to A Light in the Darkness. This story follows Carlisle and Bella in their life as newlyweds, beginning the morning after their wedding. Many surprises to come for the new husband and wife. What will they be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,157 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Confessions by Tilly Whitlock reviews
In Phoenix, there have been a string of Murders for the past three years. Isabella Cullen enters the police department determined to help solve the crimes. But does Detective Masen really understand what is about to happen? Language/Lemons/Violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Sleeping Bella Rose by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
A simple fairy tale of romance, magic, and that tricky spinning wheel. Twi/Sleeping Beauty crossover. This is no child's story kids!
Crossover - Twilight & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Aurora/Briar Rose - Complete
Edgeplay by dirtybrat reviews
Wikipedia defines edgeplay as types of sexual play considered to be pushing on the edge of the safe,sane&consensual creed in BDSM.Edward&Bella are committed,experienced players.This is a snapshot into their edgeplay. AU-H,lemons,ADULT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sovereign Six by Holly1980 reviews
They were the best of friends, "The Sovereign Six" as they were most notablly called. After being apart for eleven years, they are all brought back together by a tragedy. Is their friendships strong enough to overcome the time they've missed together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Awakening by Cara Mia reviews
CHAPTERS 2-5 RE-EDITED. AH/AU: "Master, is it strange that the only time I feel truly alive is when I'm wearing your collar?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Broken Hearted by HPFlightlessBird reviews
Bella arrives to a psychiatric ward after a suicide attempt. Dr. Carlisle Cullen comes back from a vacation and finds the new patient, Bella, in a very bad condition. Will he be able to save her? And will she be able to save him? M for later chapters! AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5949 - Favs: 6,296 - Follows: 4,874 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Regrettably Selfish Desires by L'arbre De Vie reviews
Eventually Bella and Carlisle would realize that this inescapable desire was something larger than themselves and would no longer be ignored. Bella/Carlisle, Adult themes. Canon Universe. Please Review. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,330 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Marshmallow Delight by shouvley reviews
As hard as Bella tries her lab professor, Dr. Cullen, always seems to distract her. When he makes an unorthodox assignment she does her best to keep her composure but he seems to be enjoying her discomfort a little too much. Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Asthenia by Annaleise Marie reviews
Edward may have just met the girl of his dreams, but there's something strange about Bella Swan. Maybe it's the fact that she keeps turning up everywhere... dead. AU/AH canon pairings. Collaboration with Nachos4Children.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,220 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - [Edward, Bella]
Moonlit December by StormDragonfly reviews
Bella and Carlisle experience a touch of Christmas magic while out enjoying the snow on a moonlit night. AU non-canon pairings. Original O/S and foundation for "Moonlit."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
F Stop by SweetT129 reviews
Carlisle is a photographer who is tired of his insecure model not working to her potential. He decides that she needs a bit more instruction to make her feel comfortable in her own skin, and he's just the one to give it to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Saviour in the Night by Pereybere reviews
Tortured and broken by her memories of an absent Edward, Bella is saved by Carlisle. Takes place during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Destiny by uhyesplease reviews
Bella and Edward meet under extraordinary circumstances. Is it possible for love to grow in the present, when it's too late for the past and doomed for the future? A/U, canon pairings, with a splash of 'Back to the Future'. Rated M for language/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,842 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Knowing by silver drip reviews
Edward catches a glimpse of the future and knows he's going to love Bella before she even moves to Forks, but he also knows that Carlisle is going to love her too. See the lengths he'll go to keep them apart and win her heart. On Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,135 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Red Dawn by the80srule reviews
Taking place after the failed seduction scene in Eclipse, Bella is spurned by Edward's rejection. Where will she go to fulfill her desires: La Push, or to another member of the Cullen clan? MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY, more lemons than a Minute Maid truck.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,757 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
A Light in the Darkness by SweetT129 reviews
The battle with Victoria and the newborns takes a tragic turn and five lives are lost. This is the story of how Bella and the other survivors learn how to live and love again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,757 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Satiation by Runs-at-dawn reviews
When James saw Bella in the ballet studio, all plans of taking her life expired; he needed to have her. So he took her and now she is his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/11/2010 - James, Bella
Bleed by sumisimas reviews
People say that snuff is an urban legend. Death created on film, for entertainment - they say it doesn't exist. They're wrong. They're just not looking hard enough. That, and they don't know Edward Masen. Mentalward Contest entry. VERY DARK. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 164 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secure Entrance by elusivetwilight reviews
What happens when you're stuck going through security and your nipple rings set off the man holding the metal detecting wand? M for Pierced lemon and Wandward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maid And Master by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Does it need explaining? no longer just a one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Crittab reviews
Set after "Sectionals". Rachel is too wound up to sleep. She decides to take a late night trip to see Finn, and finds him home alone. Rated M for sexual themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Slipping by Annaleise Marie reviews
Emmett McCarty is a lead negotiator for the FBI who's never lost a hostage. He expected today to be no different. That was before he learned who the hostage was. Will he be able to keep his cool with the love of his life in danger, or will he slip up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - [Emmett, Rosalie] - Complete
Infatuation by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella's first semester of college will be one she'll never forget. Entry into Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F. contest. C/B, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Your Forever Girl by uhyesplease reviews
Summer of Smut Contest JUDGE'S PICK! Edward plans a trip to see Bella after reconnecting at their HS reunion. Will this be their chance to fulfill unrequited love? Or will their families restrain their passion for each other? Rated M - lemons/language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Killing Mike Newton by The EB's reviews
We love to kill Mike, because he's just so much more fun dead than alive. So we're going to. Repeatedly. Rated M in case my girls want to up the gore factor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Mike
Hot Fuzz by shazine reviews
Long kind of one shot between Nicholas and Danny, involving jelly. First fic ever. Ohh and a big thank you Mr. Pegg, Mr. Frost and Mr. Wright for sending my hits from double digits to nearly twenty thousand. Embarrassed this still exists all these years later, I had a crack at fixing the multitude of errors :)
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman - Complete
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Tempt Not a Desperate Woman reviews
Dress rehearsals can be long and boring, but clarinetist Bella and demi-soloist Carlisle find a way to pass the time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Clementines reviews
Bella hasn't had much luck in the love department. Will that luck change when she goes to college and runs into the handsome Dr. Carlisle Cullen? AH/AU OOC Non-canon. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,575 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
You Put What, Where? reviews
With the help of a pea, has the lonely prince finally found his princess?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella - Complete
Clementines The Carlisle Files reviews
Outtakes from my fic, Clementines, told from Carlisle's POV. SUMMARY: Bella hasn't had much luck in the love department. Will that luck change when she goes to college and runs into the handsome Dr. Carlisle Cullen? AH/AU OOC Non-canon. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
A Broken Home reviews
Rosalie and Emmett destroy their first home. Enough said.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Asthenia reviews
Edward may have just met the girl of his dreams, but there's something strange about Bella Swan. Maybe it's the fact that she keeps turning up everywhere...dead. AU/AH canon pairings. Collaboration with Annaleise Marie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,894 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
